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  1. Whats Your Biggest Drink Related Problem?

    Now i've met all kinds of drunks on my travels. I have friends who cant be taken anywhere when they've had a few because they tend to get violent and argumentative... you could argue the sky was green and the grass blue and theyd still defend it to the death, more than likely resulting in a...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • bottles dru grass ive joi military severe stopped town travels
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Winkle

    Nasal hair removal!

    Please someone tell me why, when you start cascading into midlife that the hair that used to be on top of your head,decides to grow out of every orrofice nown to man? And why is it that the hair that decides to grow out of every orrofice is the ARNIE of all hairs? Anyone who decides to rid...
    • Winkle
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    • doesnt ell grass pain realistically removal
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Yorkshire Blue

    Injury shock for Pakistan

    Both Shoaib Akhtar and Mohammed Asif who were due to take a further drugs test this week (the rest of the squad took theirs last week) have been ruled out of the world cup through injury. This is apparently completely unrelated to the fact that these two had previously failed drugs tests, but...

  4. Wednesday Morning Cheer Up...

    Heard it on Radio 2 this morning, but very good none the less.... Paddy is on "Who Want's to be a Millionaire" and is upto £500,000.... Chris Tarrant reads out the £1M question.... "Paddy, who was responsible for the Great Train Robbery?.....was it....a) Ronnie Barker......b) Ronnie...
  5. Xàbia Shrimper

    Makes you think ...

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • airplane conversation deer grass nuclear passenger produces quicker ranger seated
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. sufcintheprem

    Pyschological term needed

    Well, I say needed but I actually mean wanted. I was writing an e-mail and, for some reason, really wanted to summarise a human condition that I am guessing someone else has already summarised. Basically, the condition s such that a human, in any given circumstances, will always want for more...

  7. Shaun Goater Testemonial

    I have just received this post on the TLG message board And felt that it needed to be supported and encouraged by Southend fans, after all he has done for the club, in a short period of time. Post When I remember the Goat at City I tend to think about last minute goals, like the one at...

  8. Myspace music

    A simple question - do you think the "Myspace revolution" is changing the music industry for the better? I'm just curious to see how many poeple here frequent the site and use it to find new music. Personally, I think it's a great thing - for a start it means that anybody...
    • hexagon_sun
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    • artists bjork bound cos easier grass illegally industry innovative ive muscle music radiohead roots suppor support
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. JUST SEEN THE STATE OF THE PITCH!

    Went down the ground today to get a few bits from the shop and couldnt resist having a look at the pitch. So i walked in through the north east emergency gate expecting to see some growth on the hallowed turf and i was shocked to see nothing...nothing at all ! Just a topsoil mix with lots of...
    • northbankblue
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    • bath grass growth mix shoots tear
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. Danns to leave Col******r

    Mr Danns has finally realised the grass is greener outside of Inbredville. Shame... 6 more points
  11. Smiffy

    Look at the state

    Hope they use decent grass seed.... Oh my!

  12. Lads!

    Ah, Tit Monday. It's not that far off now, that glorious day when, heading into work on the bus, or walking to the Tube, or sitting on the train, you find yourself suddenly chirpier than you have been in months. You find yourself smiling at strangers again. There is a mild involuntary...
    • SUFCFARAWAY
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    • bolt brough chuck dressed dresses grass headed heartbeat hes islands lighters mis ops prepared rises rock ski starters urban
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Half time challenge

    The half time chance to kick for the Fiesta challenge is really amusing.  Nobody other than Tilly has managed to get anywhere near winning the car.  If there was a prize for the best grass cutter than most of the players would go away happy.  I preferred last seasons challenge to be honest.   I...
    • mcshrimper
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    • achievable foo grass icke knackers pace rate suitable tilly
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Lucas D

    Barrett's Birthday Cake Banter

    Adam Barrett: Another of the traditions at the club is that when it's your birthday you have to bring in cream cakes for all the boys. Last year Mark Bentley brought in the worst cakes ever, there weren't enough to be shared around and you had break them all in half to make sure...
    • Lucas D
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    • barrett bentley brough chocolate didn grass ley shared spencer prior threatened traditions
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    JEKYLL AND HYDE AT BARNET FAIR Victorian accounts of Barnet Fair deem it to be a "disgrace to civilisation". 90% of attendees came to trade “Horses, Donkeys or Mules” but there were other sideshows, not least the man who ate live rats “as though they were apples”. In such times freakshows at...
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    • ant appalling barrett bart bear blues combine cup dummy eastwood entertained especially exactly fa cup finishing fireworks foo football gest grab grass headed inch jury league league one money occasions physically qui rolling ruled similar ski southend substitute superb touched trademark trap trolling underhill
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  16. Text an offence

    I see on the official site that fans are encouraged to 'grass' on violent or offensive behaviour going on at Roots Hall during matches. How many bogus texts do you think they will get and how long will it be before the poor despatched stewards get fed up with this game of soldiers?.

  17. Joke of t'day

    A Welsh man called daps buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what...
    • Guest
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    • ant artificial didn ead grass lying measure phones proceeds rover wakes
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Stats

    Bostons Pitch

    Taken from the sun this morning ''Boston United will have to fork out tens of thousands of pounds after vandals poured chemicals over their newly laid pitch'' I sense a group of boston fans wernt too impressed by the sand pit they saw last season and took matters into their own...

  19. Ratings please!

    Darryl 6 - looked a bit over eager to stop Lincolns crosses coming in, but made 1 good stop and did little else wrong. Che 7 - Didn't look in trouble the whole game. Barrett 9 - Just immense, best Southend player for years Prior 8 - did nothign wrong and dealt with set pieces well Jupp 9 -...

  20. Wrexham finally relegated

    The 10 points the crooks at the Football League docked Wrexham have finally proved too much and they are relegated. I have e-mailed the football league to express my admiration for the firm and fair way that they have dealt with Wrexham for the terrible crime of being stiched up by Alex...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
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    • abusing bankruptcy behaviour cos deed following foo football football league gain grass hamilton league roots roses selfish southend wouldn
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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