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  1. DTS

    Are you less of a man for not drinking tea.

    Ben in the office here refuses point blank to drink tea as it "smells of ****". Now this worries me as one day he will be raising children and I fear he may pass on these stupid opinions to his innocent siblings. I have today told him he is less of a man for not drinking tea. He argues he is...
  2. CC51DAS

    There is a God

    At 4.45 , as my last fingernail disappeared , I was thinking here we go again - outplayed another team - no justice - no luck -season over. And I had heard that Leeds were winning . A few minutes later up pop 'Chicken' McKorma and King Kev - and all is not lost - There is a God , I thought...
  3. Bielzibubz

    Brum and their pitch

    Ok, so not really Shrimpers related but I thought it would get a better response putting in here Just what in Gods name are the Brum board/club thinking about? Considering their current league position and knowing that the FA wouldn't look to kindly on them relaying their pitch mid season...
  4. Bielzibubz

    Brum and their pitch

    Ok, so not really Shrimpers related but I thought it would get a better response putting in here Just what in Gods name are the Brum board/club thinking about? Considering their current league position and knowing that the FA wouldn't look to kindly on them relaying their pitch mid season...
  5. fbm

    How stupid do we want to appear?

    Let's see. We're struggling in the league - in no small way due to injuries and suspensions at key times. But we are mainly playing teams that have proven pedigree and quality. Yes, we're on a bad run and may well get a club record of successive games without a win. But we also...
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    • cup especially gods gran ish league punching respected solidarity somewhere test tilly wouldn
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. * ORM *

    HT - ORM's big question

    Next week's game is 1st v 2nd (me) 1. Brux City 9 44-1 27 2. Shrimperzone F.C. 9 36-3 24 Clearly he has me on GD and I'm unlikely to spank him nor better his GD in the second half of the season. If I beat him I could seriously scupper his chances of autopromotion. If I PIC...
  7. fbm

    I can't believe what I'm reading

    How old are some of you on here? For Gods sake, now we have a bloody post mortem on the fact that wrongun was correct about Harrold. Can't all those concerned just get over it and stop trying to score points please? I know we don't have a game this weekend but if this is all we've...

  8. Man Utd Fans

    Ever since watching them coast past Charlton midweek, Something has been bothering me. Throughout the game, Ronaldo got abuse everytime he touched the ball, and Rightly so IMO.... If not for the blatant act of conspiring to get Rooney sent off in the World Cup then for his history of cheating...
  9. wiggy

    Just look at these topics on here,

    For gods sake is this the best you can do. We are in a very decent league with flowing football which is a joy to behold and keeps you on the edge of your seat, not wanting the match to end and what do you get on this oh so safe and clicky board....... just scroll down and yawn!

  10. Afew things im not happy with

    Some of the things im not happy with might well be minor things but these are simple things the club should be able to get right! Firsty, last season on DVD. All the other clubs bring out an end of season DVD showing the highs and lows of the season thats just ended during pre season. We are...
    • MightyShrimper
    • Thread
    • ands arsed brough disapointment ead enery gods ickets imagination league properly reaching rugby shirt spelling suppor tilly unacceptable unreal
    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
    • hexagon_sun
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    • 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted barrett beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury metal michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
    • Replies: 45
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. fbm

    The right stuff

    In my 37 years of following SUFC, there have been two distinct periods where the club has gone in for "quality" players on good money.  On each occasion the management were applauded for showing great ambition... and each occasion ended in absolute disaster and nearly killed the club we love...
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    • applauded barrett blues brough burgh cases comfort darkest destroyed eastwood following ford gala goa gods hall league league one ley lose money moore morris neil harris outfit prima roots roots hall southend sufc trevor whymark
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. Cocklecabanna

    Hello everybody everybody everybody, he he hello everybody de de der der deeer der........... Well the last thread started all so well, and then as usaul it was kidnapped by the lefty, right wing gangs. Well I am a new achanged cockels and I hang directly down the middle! Still in the...

  14. Southend Official Page

    Why oh why are we having a racing tip guide on the OFFICIAL SOUTHEND UNITED WEBPAGE. For gods sake,I like a punt but I buy the Racing Post for this information,who ever is in charge of this please change to football matters,if you thought you was being clever with the Southend Theme of Broughton...
    • Bigdel
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    • brough foo football gods investing profits southend southend united trap webpage
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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