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  1. Just got Back Yipeeeeee

    Have just returned home Via a few glasses of red in SS9. I was one of the lucky ones to obtain entry into the councils upper tier today . May i say from the start the fans were in a word Brilliant....I was doubtful for the first hour and a half of the meeting, sitting on the corner next to a few...
  2. Slipperduke

    Danger in the office

    I just shifted forward in my chair and squealed out loud as one of my balls slipped out of my boxer shorts and under my descending thigh. I'm writing this in a considerable amount of discomfort. Who would have thought you could do so much damage to yourself in an office. The pain is...
  3. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    LAST MINUTE DRAMA AS BLUES HELD What a day my 7 year old daughter decided to insist on making her Roots Hall debut. I think it was her insistence on sitting in the front row of the East blacks that made this a fairly painful (and wet) experience. On the pitch the first half wasn't much better...
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    • abandoned applied assistants biblical brough cup eastwood engine especially farcical flowing foo fro ful hall ive league mix occasions relative roots suing wasn wes
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Happy New Year

    still battling in this league and with superb cup performances against top opposition - Spurs, and against Man U the stuff of dreams. fantastic credit to management and players for keeping it all together - and keeping it alive with such a thin squad. a great pleasure to be posting on a...
  5. andrew_sthnd

    BBC sport gossip pages

    Was just readin the outBBC sport gossip pages and a couple of things stood out to me ; "Derby are to make a £2.5m bid for Southend hot-shot Freddy Eastwood. (The Sun)" tbh i find it doubtful he will go to them personally but funnier things have happened and "Bristol City are to sign Grant...
  6. Slipperduke

    The Official 'Work Hurts' Thread

    I finally got to bed at 8am yesterday to snatch three hours of fitful sleep before a long car journey back to London. I spent the rest of the day trying to stave off a vicious hangover with Chinese food and water. I really didn't want to have to get up this morning. I've got a...

  7. Getting tickets for Spurs game

    First post. As I've 'emigrated' to London and am not one of the season-ticket holding elite I was unable to get an away ticket for the Spurs game. 'Not to worry' I thought, 'I'll just go into the home end and not wear my Southend top. Right, let's go to the Spurs...
    • choggy
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    • crow crown cup desperation elite ful icke ickets rock websites wes
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. BrettieAngell

    A glimmer of hope?

    Just seen on SSN that Lennon and Ghaly are doubtful for tomorrow's game. Now all we need is Defeo, Berbatov, Huddlestone etc. to be doubtful aswell and we have got a chance!
  9. Smiffy

    Environment Agency

    Look's like the EA don't like the plans... Where's Sussex By The Sea??.. What's your take on this?, What happens now?.. Some interesting letters..
  10. jamesmut2000

    ticket latest

    Spurs only offering 2900 for segregation reasons or 8000 if we pay up front for the lot. dont know how much truth there is to this but its what i've been told. the delay in any news is because of us still pushing for our rightful allocation of 15%.
  11. GregStarz

    Spurs away, are you going?

    Ok now Im more than likely asking this tongue in cheek (ok no im not lol) but im asking the question nice and early anyway and im probably asking for aberdeen shrimper aswell. I very much doubt any tickets will go on sale to non STH so Im going to ask the question. Is there anyone on here who...

  12. Someone should make a booklet....

    ...of all the superb things that have been written by Southend fans, many of them posted here on SZ, after the Man U match. From SlipperDuke and GroyneStrain's contributions, to PickledSeals story of the picture of the scoreboard on his Whiteboard at school, and hundreds of posts inbetween...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
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    • contributions ful money posted superb
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. Queue Jumpers: The Facts

    I dropped my son off after the match and returned to Roots Hall with my tent, sleeping bag, etc. and joined the queue of about 50 people at around 10.30pm. The line continued to grow steadily until about 12 midnight when it numbered about 100.  The line didn't start to grow again until about...
    • Sergeant_Troy
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    • continued didn fro ful fur hall icke ickets joi mis numbered roots
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Interpol Shrimper

    Dave Jones

    Cardiff City OS Fair play to him, he doesn't gloat about the 3-0 victory really and is quite respectful to us, something certain other managers namely Parkinson & others in League One could look at emulating!
  15. Kenny

    Is Matt the Shrimp moonlighting.....

    .....for KENT? County Championship D1, Canterbury, day one (close): Kent 353-3 v Middlesex Match scorecard Kent stalwart David Fulton savoured a day of landmarks as his team posted 353-3 against relegated Middlesex. In his 200th first-class match for Kent, Fulton struck his second century of...

  16. Could be good news

    This has appeared on the website of the local sports paper up here in budgie land Darren Huckerby is rated extremely doubtful for tomorrow night's trip to Southend because of a groin injury, while Dickson Etuhu played with a bug that might need more than just the three days of rest between...
  17. DTS

    Shrimperzone Men

    Watching the game on Sky last night when the group tables came on of my mates commented that he had bedded women from three of seven coutries in group 2 (I think). I was wondering if we the virile men of Shrimperzone could betweem us have literally bedded the whole of Europe. Below is a list...
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    • csiders dts ful literally russian saucy
    • Replies: 52
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Slipperduke

    Having a nightmare with BT

    Dear BT, I think we need to talk. I've been thinking about this a long time and I've come to the conclusion that...well, I don't think we should see each other anymore. Look, don't get upset. It's not me, it's you. Do you remember when we first met? I'll save you the trouble of...
    • Slipperduke
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    • amused amusement cables charging ful hadn money phoneline radiohead router seperate somewhere supplements supply suppor support voice warn wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. fbm

    Shrimpers look alike thread

    In the recent lookalike thread, Artful Shrimper posted details of the Frosties ad featuring the lad who look like a young Freddy Eastwood. Young Freddy in Frosties ad One of my lads has informed me that the boy in question has recently committed suicide after he was bullied and teased about...
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    • amazed degree eastwood featuring freddy eastwood ful posted
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. fbm

    The fbm view

    Pre-season friendly results don't mean much.  Everyone says so, and even Tillys pre match notes stressed this point. Of course, it's very easy to say this if you win.  But whilst the result may be relatively meaningless, I defy anyone to claim that they are not inwardly just a little concerned...
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    • awareness collected cruel didn ell especially eva evans foo ful garner hall jury meaningless pace pyramid qui ratings similar somewhere suffering warmed
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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