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  1. Slipperduke

    Claude Makelele

    When Roman Abramovich first pumped Chelsea full of roubles in 2003, it sparked a frenzied shopping spree that would have put Coleen Rooney to shame. Hundreds of millions of pounds were splashed out on an array of talent, but I very much doubt if any of it was put to better use than the £16.8m...
  2. Stats

    Is it easier to pull a women if you have a beard?

    One of the SZFC lads recently has grown a beard and at the same time has seen his fortune with women take a turn for the better. Friday nights achievement of 2 pulls in 5 mins was more proof that the beard has magical powers. Perhaps women prefer the more rugged look. Anyone else had similar...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. GNH

    Car Accidents/Near Misses

    After reading Winkles itchy bum thread and his close encounter with unsuspecting users of the footpath, it reminded me of an encounter i had 2 weeks ago whilst driving, where a bumble bee decided to fly in through my window and investigate my right ear whilst i was doing about 60 on a country...
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    • caused didn encounter foo fortune investigate
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. SUBBlue

    The Widow Jobson

    Don't know if anyone remembers Vic's Mrs & daughter 'helping' out in the club shop in the late 80's & early 90's? (Think I got £48 change once after I tendered a fiver to buy a scarf!) Was in Shoebury Asda last Sunday & happened to see what looked like a thoroughly cheesed off looking Mrs J...
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    • didn discounted exactly fortune mortgage supermarket
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  5. McCormack To Chelsea ?

    As we are all footie fans ,then I think it is O.K. to talk on here about that magnificent Champions League Final last night .Macca at his argumentetive and aggressive worst would not have looked out of place in the Chelsea team in respect of the way they argued and complained about every...
  6. Slipperduke

    Chelsea v Everton

    Chelsea hauled themselves to within two points of Manchester United with a 1-0 victory over Everton that I would be tempted to call dour, if it hadn't have preceded the least informative press conference since Rafa Benitez told us nineteen times that he was concentrating on coaching the team...
  7. Slipperduke

    Arsene Wenger will have just one question on his mind

    As he surveys the wreckage of a promising season that has gone horribly, horribly wrong, Arsene Wenger will have just one question on his mind. What changes need to be made this summer to avoid ever having to go through that again? The first thing everyone connected with the club needs to do is...
  8. Slipperduke

    The Gunners

    Just occasionally, maybe once a year at most, there comes a football match so beautiful, so intense, so frantic and so scoop-your-jaw-up-off-the-floor exciting, that it's all you can do not to fall to the ground and openly weep in thanks that you were able to watch it. This was an epic struggle...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Slipperduke

    Chelsea scramble through

    Chelsea scrambled into the semi-finals of the Champions League with a 2-0 victory over Zico's Fenerbahce that was anything but comfortable, either for the club or for those unfortunate enough to be watching. The continual criticism of their minimalist style of football can be tedious, but you...
  10. Slipperduke

    Chelsea scramble through

    Chelsea scrambled into the semi-finals of the Champions League with a 2-0 victory over Zico's Fenerbahce that was anything but comfortable, either for the club or for those unfortunate enough to be watching. The continual criticism of their minimalist style of football can be tedious, but you...
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    • ands anfield appalling applause booing champions cup didn foo formations fortune fur gran itself jury league liverpool mask neutral newly popularity qui sole suppor
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  11. EnglandShrimper

    What is this Southend chant/song?

    Just found this in my Potters Bar Town programme. What is it? the love of a woman was my only crime what a fool I must have been I met her on Southend pier when she took a ride with me the road was long to a place she knew where the good times never end and love began on a bumpey ride with a...
  12. Slipperduke

    Trouble In Merseyside

    They say that lightning doesn’t strike twice, but with momentum growing at both ends of Stanley Park, it looks like now might be a good time to run for cover. Everton are more than capable of finishing fourth and, at the same time, no-one would be surprised if Liverpool snaffled a sixth European...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. TrueBlue

    Serious Question

    Should I give up football? (or at least calm down) reason I say this is that its costing me a fortune, getting me close to being in trouble with the law and to be honest I am sick of bloody football! but yet why can I not stop? thoughts people?
  14. South Bank Hank

    Liptak, Walker, Barnard and Hooper

    Had the good fortune to run into Tilly and Brush at last night's Daggers game. Great blokes the pair of them, and they were more than happy to have a chat. I don't think anything they said was told to me in confidence, so I'm happy to share... On Gary Hooper... T&B were at Dagenham to see him...
  15. Southminster_Shrimper

    Happy New Year!

    So it is now 2008, so happy new year to all SZers who have had the fortune or misfortune to come across S_S... Hope 2008 is good for all of you....
  16. Napster

    Qpr

    We get Van Wezel, QPR get Lakshi Mittal Lakshmi Mittal pushes QPR up the rich list By Kevin Garside Last Updated: 12:39am GMT 21/12/2007 Have your say Read comments Roman's is no longer the pre-eminent pocket in west London. In one cursory flourish of his platinum card, the world's...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  17. ShrimplyTheBest

    Saturdays Atmosphere

    Having been a shrimper for many years… I have only recently discovered sz since the collapse of the os forum! I felt after Saturday it was the right time to sign up!!! It was great to see the efforts some have gone to with the Blue Voice… even just the addition of a drum made a real real...
  18. SamuraiBlue

    Google Your Fortune!

    Be warned. This is sad and I have way too much time on my hands. Partially inspired by today's threads and one mentioning google the other day. What you do is go to google and search for phrases including your name or someone elses. For example "Darryl will". Make sure you put it in the speech...
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    • burgh ell finds fortune ish joi league league one mark gower music parker predictio supermarket
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Ron Manager

    Rugby World Cup

    Press Release International Rugby Board (IRB) Rugby World Cup 2007 Following complaints to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the ‘Haka’ before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own.The IRB...
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    • alcohol amend bbq blockbuster cease cup didn dishes displays donald failing filling flog fortune fur hollywood japanese meat parts properly rugby singing
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Mr. Benedict

    Car

    Sadly, and after 204,000 miles, my car is in such a state there is no point in renewing it's MOT - it'll fail on many points and cost a fortune to repair. I need a cheap vehicle while I save for a properly decent wagon - any (sensible!) suggestions on what I should go for, bearing in mind I...
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