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  1. Matt the Shrimp

    Five teams you love to love...

    ...other than Southend United, of course. As the counterpoint to Uxbridge's thread, let's get that lovin' feelin' going on. My five clubs are: 1. Flamengo. My first love in football, growing up in Rio. How can you fail to love a side that has Zico up front and Junior supplying all the guile...

  2. The Case of Corringham.

    I had known this girl for many years .I lived in Orsett once.She was an old flame of a friend of mine..It turns out she became a hygenist....So there I am in the Dentists and who walks in, this girl.She was kind of Fit and I always fancied her so I ask her out. We ended up dating for awhile...
    • Cricko2
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    • bath bedroom bin dentists didn didnt escort flame ist lived ploys
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Trouble

    I have been informed that several people "are helping police with their enquiries" after problems today. I am sure bad refereeing decisions inflame people's attitudes.
  4. Its Only A Game

    Is this Shrimperzone?

    How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the...
    • Its Only A Game
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    • bra didn faul flame industry lurker posted signatures similar spelling
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Mobile Phone Security

    OK, I have been having a bit of trouble with the good lady recently, she thinks I'm playing away from home, which I am most definitely not but I am getting rather explicit text messages from an old flame who wants to meet for some fun. Now, I tend to delete most of these texts as soon as I...
    • Guest
    • Thread
    • flame fuelled gain inbox register suspicious
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. lee_sufc

    How many Shrimperzone forum members

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1 to move it to the Lighting section 2 to...
    • lee_sufc
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    • didn flame industry lurker posted signatures similar spelling
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. This board

    Sorry chaps, I've had enough of the backbiting on this message board especially against the Shrimpers Trust whose sole aim is preserving the future of our club. If only you knew what really was going on behind the scenes! To those who have an axe to grind ( and god knows why!) I say bow locks...
    • TerryintheWest
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    • blues especially flame fur hanks locks shrimpers sole
    • Replies: 97
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. Darwin Awards

    Sorry if any of these have appeared before... A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood. His diet...
    • One O'Clock At The Crane
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    • alcohol amounts bedroom criminal darwin diet flame following gas generator officer patrol philip qui severe wild wouldn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Davros

    Releases over next few weeks

    February 14th Aberfeldy - Love Is An Arrow Angel City - Sunrise (Data) Atomic Kitten - Cradle Biffy Clyro - Only One Word Comes To Mind Death From Above 1979 - Blood On Our Hands DJ George J ft. Sevynn - Never Gonna Let You Go (Champion) Ed Harcourt - Loneliness Elvis Presley - Surrender...
    • Davros
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    • bolt california cherry coloured dogg engineers flame frames heartbeat heaven joker jorge knife marking maso mason mercury models norton presley rock rubbish seeds ski skint tin tone triumph uns viva walls
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Napster

    Ginger Nuts

    Kitson sees red over ginger jibes Reading striker Dave Kitson has hit out at the club and supporters for organising a "ginger day" tribute for Saturday's final home game of the season against West Brom. Fans are planning to wear ginger wigs and orange t-shirts as a tribute to...
  11. Napster

    Brazilian football

    RIO DE JANEIRO, Dec 14 (Reuters) - Cruzeiro midfielder Alex scored five goals, including four first-half penalties, as the Brazilian champions thrashed Bahia 7-0 away on Sunday to condemn their opponents to second division football next year. The championship's final weekend was marred by a...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • anderson champions ched cup damaged diego flame flamengo foo football gabriel joi jury rate suppor threatened
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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