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Vodafone
Found this on another forum, had me in stitches! Dear All I thought I would share my ongoing, and unresolved, problems with Vodafone in case anyone had never used their crummy tax-avoiding service before. In summary, I have spoken to a total of 14 (forteen) different customer services...- class
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Rohan Ricketts
Interesting interview with Rohan in The Sun today: Rohan Interview Mods, feel free to move. Not really ex-shrimpers, more all football forum I suppose.- davewebbsbrain
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- blues english football english soccer essex football fixed football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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BT
My mum's landline has been down since Sunday last week (!) and these useless ***** just can't get it right! * Fault reported Sunday 19th June, told deadline for the fault to be fixed is Thursday 23rd 5pm. * Monday 20th Engineer visits house, tells my mum he’ll be fixing it from 8am...- Jedi Shrimper
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- approx arrange engineers faul fixed fixing overhead pedestrians rate trace
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Fix your heating bill!
As Scottish Power have kindly raised their gas prices by 19% and Electricity by 10% my advice is to get on a comparison website and get a fixed tariff. I did this, this morning, saved myself £8 p/a but fixed my prices until 2014. Get on it before they wise up and pull the offers, cos you know...- MK Shrimper
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- electricity fixed gas heating ish rate
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Is football as fixed as a Pakistan ODI series?
I don't follow Mickey Mouse competitions like the Fourth and Upwards Cup Knockout European Revenue Securing League closely and have always suspected that these things were fixed, by is this the first time someone connected with it has admitted the truth...- Yorkshire Blue
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- dull competitions fixed hot ball action suspected things everyone knows where are liverpool?
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Premiership to Launch Next English Domination Scheme?
Whilst SZ was down, this nugget came out in the Evening Standard during an interview with Palace Co-Chairman Steve Parish: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/markets/article-23903557-all-hands-to-the-parish-pump-as-palace-starts-to-rally.do Basically, the gist of it is that the Premier League want...- EastStandBlue
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- cherry compensation epl fixed league package premier proposed youth
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Anyone know a good car garage?
It's only a minor problem, but the pocket rocket (Fiat Punto)'s heating is not working. The dial for hot/ cold air works fine, but the dial for the amount of heat (1-4) just spins round. It will need the facia to come off, but as I'm probably selling her soon, I could do with getting it fixed...- chadded
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- dial fixed heating i drive a crap car mechanics see me coming uses for a grenade
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Field of Dreams
Has anyone been played in previous years?- Razam
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- anytime authentic blues charitable deposit easier english football english soccer enjoyable essex football fixed football football league fossets farm fourth division kee league two npower football league rate real football roots roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football tunnel
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Kulula Airline
Kulula is an Airline with it's head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: Kulula's new paint scheme "Flying...- Cricko
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- airline airplane airways announcements assisting belts brough comfort degrees enjoyed entertaining eventful faul fixed gentlemen grab hanks industry johan lover money officer overhead pain qui rate screaming seated skies tab taxis terminal town wish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Speed cameras on a127
Morning all. Doing some business thus morning in hawkwell. Was on the A127 just after the turning for the a130 but before the weir when I went through one of those yellow hovering type fixed cameras with the White markings on the floor. It's a 50 and I was close on 70. Anyone know if that us a...- DTS
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- fixed weir
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Car help needed
Hi I have had a problem my renault clio where for weeks it will be fine then all of a sudden a orange light appears which looks a little like the heater plug symbol. it basically doesn't allow to get much over 30mph and getting upto that speed takes a lot of time. it was a case of turning the...- mattytheshrimper
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- engine fixed hanks money mph
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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World Cup Betting - Fixed Odds
Ok, who's backing what? I've just done a load of doubles and trebles on every game in Group A ending in a draw. Three draws in that group and I'm in profit, six and I'm going on a very nice holiday. To win the cup, I've backed Brazil at 6.2 Remember, if you're opening a new betting account... -
Breaking News NASA in a flap over Nicky Bailey's penalty
Just spotted this on the web. Its from NASA's website. Looks like Nicky could be in deep **** now :clap: News NASA Aids Forecasters Tracking Iceland Volcano Ash Plume 05.05.10 Click to enlarge The visible ash plume from Iceland's Eyjafjallajökull volcano was captured by NASA's...- CC51DAS
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Wembley's Awful Pitch
90,000 seats, 2618 toilets, 26 lifts, 98 kitchens and 34 bars. Was it too much to ask for Wembley to provide just one decent playing surface? Saturday’s FA Cup semi-final was like watching naughty ten year olds playing football indoors on an untacked carpet. Every change of direction brought a...- Slipperduke
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- bon brough daw dome exactly fa cup fallen fixed floodlights goo heathrow kitchens lasagne mars moon oasis olds pile qui raspberry rugby somewhere terminal
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Bologna v Lazio
B365 odds: Bologna 9/2 Draw 1/2 Lazio 15/4 Rumours around the internet that this is fixed, and the money backs that. I've also read this is a decoy for Bari-Siena which will end in a draw too. Italian match fixing still alive and well? Will be interesting to watch how this pans out today. -
Re- Mortgages...
Boring thread for a Tuesday - sorry people but as I'm in the process of remortgaging thought I'd chuck this one out there to see what the consensus was. We were paying best part of a grand a month until my fixed rate expired Dec 09. Payments have now dropped to around 700 due to current base...- SUBBlue
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- chuck cos expired fixed mortgages
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Shut Up Wenger...
When Ryan Shawcross trudged off the field in tears, the last thing the lad needed was to be hounded by a sense of indignation from Arsene Wenger and a loud collage of journalists and Arsenal fans alike. So, imagine the disgust when the pitch forks and stakes came out... The challenge itself...- EastStandBlue
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Playstation Network Bugged
If you're having problems signing in or even playing a game offline, it's because your PS3 is bugged. Here's a post i got from a PS3 forum; leap year bug Everyone READ THIS PLEASE. Here's what's going on right now: something with the PS3's internal clock has borked in some pre-slim models...- GBJ
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- ant automatically fixed lose models products psn similar trophies unknown
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- Forum: TechnoZone
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The "My Car is stuffed thread"
Chaps, Just found out my 51 Peogeot is now pretty much dead to me. I thought the clutch had gone and was prepared to pay a couple of hundred quid to get it fixed etc... However, they've (Mr Clutch) had a quick look and it looks like its the gear box and considering how much that costs, compared...- The General
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- compared cos fixed fixing prepared
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Memory Lane Episode No 7 Season 1931-32
Here's Episode No. 7 of Season 1931-32 as was printed in the Southend v Bristol Rovers programme, I hope I haven't overdosed you all. Extracts from "The Forgotten Years of the Kursaal" by Peter William Baker No. 7 THE BIGGEST ATTRACTION IN THE THIRD DIVISION Record gates at Clapton Orient...- DoDTS
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- admission ant attraction clapton division 3 donors entertaining finishing fixed hall ickets ish issued junction jury largest mckenna moore oven pace pensioners pike pulled ran rolling seventh stopped trance twelve twenty
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat