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  1. South Bank Hank

    Tommy Cooper

    You can't beat a bit of Tommy so which was his best? 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 3. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50...
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    • acid battery boom checks cliff curran eating elephants fireworks lying meat proving pulled
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. South Bank Hank

    Southend 3 - 1 West Brom

    STEVE TILSON reckons Southend's Great Escape is on after Jamal Campbell-Ryce's dazzling one-man show sunk West Brom. The Shrimpers starlet supplied some belated New Year fireworks at chilly Roots Hall with a deadly first-half double. Campbell-Ryce's heroics were enough to give...
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    • afterwards carter clement cup essex fireworks foo gran hall league mark gower minnows roots triumph wes
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  3. I'm sure it's just the way the....

    ....article is written but it's not wholly encouraging is it: Eastwood
  4. DTS

    The one that got away.

    I reckon that everyone despite how happy they are with their current partner must have someone that got away and you cant help but wonder what might have happended. Mine was Marie Birch. I started college and having moved to Sussex I didnt know anyone. Walked into my first day A level...
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    • cinema comfort critically didn didnt fireworks foo kiss principle shagged somewhere stopped wore
    • Replies: 152
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    JEKYLL AND HYDE AT BARNET FAIR Victorian accounts of Barnet Fair deem it to be a "disgrace to civilisation". 90% of attendees came to trade “Horses, Donkeys or Mules” but there were other sideshows, not least the man who ate live rats “as though they were apples”. In such times freakshows at...
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    • ant appalling barrett bart bear blues combine cup dummy eastwood entertained especially exactly fa cup finishing fireworks foo football gest grab grass headed inch jury league league one money occasions physically qui rolling ruled similar ski southend substitute superb touched trademark trap trolling underhill
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Atmosphere at football grounds?

    How is it that you can bang a drum all through the match and you are doing your bit to 'create a better atmosphere' yet if you try and let off a few fireworks you are ejected from the ground and arrested?
  7. Mad Cyril

    Clean Joke

    Essex police last night arrrested two youths, one for drinking battery acid and one for eating fireworks. A police spokesman said "We have charged one and let the other one off".

  8. Some

    >1. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." > >2. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for >shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." > >3. I went to buy some...
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    • acid battery boom checks cliff curran doctors eating elephants fireworks grass lying meat muscle proving pulled singing
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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