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  1. canveyshrimper

    Harry's Nostalgia - North Bank Memories

    With the imminent return to the North Bank, albeit for two games I thought I'd share a few memories with you, while I still have them that is. Firstly though a big well done to Smiffy, TrueBlue and all the others who have worked hard to achieve this. :clap: From the first day I stepped into...
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    • Replies: 61
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Benfleet A1

    Kids Just Don't Know Their Born

    While having a wonder around the shop today it suddenly struck me just how little kids know of the real world and what they are missing out on. It started when my missus mentioned our niece and how it must cost her mum a fortune so she can wear all the clobber and make-up yet she hasn't two...
    • Benfleet A1
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. team for saturday

    got a call from the club tonight (yeah really - I don't lie) and have confirmed my availability - ready to slot in where-ever required - not sure what other lads will be turning out for the boss altho I undertsand he hasn't bought Laurents "I had no credit on my phone" bollox... I asked...
  4. yogi bear up the cagire

    Bringing on spencer and paterson

    Rather than wallowing about in the misery brought about by yesterday's performance, I thought it may be more interesting to discuss the development of the two new young strikers we now have on board. In Tilly's, Wycombe, pre-match preview on 'Player' there was a moment of near total...
  5. Lester Bangs

    Ticket watch: Col U, 26th Dec

    Ok I couldn't see this posted elsewhere but it looks like Boxing day could be a super sell out (and rightly so). Just picked up 2 tickets in the West, I wanted to be in the East but was told it is now sold out except for 'The Paddock' (Overflow) in East Blacks. Other parts of the ground are...

  6. Travelodge activities

    quality story from b3ta.com: Thinking about it, a hundred-or-so people have seen my c*ck over the years. And some of them - a pitifully small percentage of those people – actually wanted to see my throbbing cervix scratcher; whereas the others sort of had it thrust upon them... On the...
    • Pubey
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Best Toasted Sandwich Filling

    One of the perks of being unemployed at the moment is, at lunch, which does tend to be my first meal of the day, I have a license to go nuts and experiment with the Toasted Sandwich Maker I have that served me so well at Uni... It's been great to me in the past, but today it exceeded itself in...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • Replies: 57
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. manor15

    Stadium vs Signings

    It's a sticky situation. Do we save money for the stadium or do we use money on players? Personally I believe you need a stable squad playing at a good enough level to warrant a new stadium, after all what's the point of having a new stadium if we can't sign the players we want and get relegated...
  9. Dave of the Match

    Pop Ups!

    Recently I've been getting pop ups, (i.e.win Asda vouchers) really badly, often filling up my taskbar. Its only happened in the past few days. Anyone have any idea why? Cheers.

  10. Breaking News Revelling in it! 05/08/09

    Revelling In It This week starring: ‘The Legion Of Doom’ aka Osei Sankofa and Jean-Francois Christophe Ian ‘Sideshow Bob’ Joyce Adam ‘Right Said Fred’ Barrett We’re all a little bit worried at the minute as ever since not being allowed to play in the Toomey Trophy, no-one has seen the...
    • Pubey
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Slipperduke

    Terry's Disingenuous Pledge

    If you ever wanted to capture the essence of modern football in just one page, you could do a lot worse than paying a visit to Chelsea's website. Here, behind the splash of adverts for a new kit that looks more like a women's cycling top than a football jersey, you will find John Terry's...
  12. BaileytheQuitter

    Remaining positive

    Even before I start writing this article I get a feeling it is hard to keep/get everyone feeling positive with the current situation of the squad/lack of signings. But we do need to remember, we do still have some good players, who can do a decent job. Okay. Steve Mildenhall- Massive...
    • BaileytheQuitter
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. who said...?

    .... Finances He said: "There aren't many good centre-halves out there if I'm honest. "It may be we have to go down the loan route with a younger player like we did last year with ..... "There are a couple of people out there we're looking at but again it's down to finances." Could easily be...
  14. OldBlueLady

    There's a joker about on 606!

    SOUTHEND EARTHQUAKE APPEAL League One Colchester United by qbmonarchsfc (U13916250) 20 July 2009 A major earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale hit Southend in the early hours of this morning. It's epicentre was in the Roots Hall area of the town. Victims were seen wandering around...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • 606 bleeding cases computers damaged earthquake filling following hall joker mercedes ops raspberry roots spiff town towns unaffected
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Question Big Mac or Quarter Pounder?

    office discussion from today... the classic taste of the Big Mac, or the filling power of the Quarter Pounder?
    • Pubey
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    • filling
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Crawliano

    Any budding footballers...

    In Laindon/Basildon/Wherever fancy filling in for my six a side team on Sunday? 5.30 kick off at James Hornsby School in Laindon. Ta
  17. The Flying Scotsman

    "Sunrise to Sunset" - The Grand Total

    Well, where do I start. All I can say is what a memorable day with over 200 players taking part in the match itself as well as many friends and family who came along to support throughout the day!! I'll keep this relatively brief for the mo as I need to hit the sack, after spending the day...
  18. CC51DAS

    Question Should we be aiming for the automatics next season ?

    Forget all this negative stuff- no money - lots of key players leaving - no war chest etc etc and forget the wishy washy 'top six finish will be doing well with such limited resources' --- what's wrong with saying from the outset next season that only the top two will do and anything else will...
  19. Benfleet A1

    The top tips thread

    In here, we post top tips that will help out our fellow shrimperzoners. Save time in trimming your finger hair by over filling a Zippo lighter then pop outside for a quick smoke. On lighting said lighter your hand will flare up like a leaking gas pipe thus giving your now hairless fingers that...

  20. Essex Hurricane Appeal

    ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...
    • Cricko
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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