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  1. Winkle

    Biscuits!

    Whats your favs, and how many can you eat without feeling sick! Mine are Mcvites chocolate digestives and I can do 8 or 9 before feeling queasy ( Im a wimp)! My mate won a bet once, he eat 5 big macs, a fecking hero he was!
    • Winkle
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    • chocolate favs fecking macs
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Efe's Bandana

    I have this theory and I challenge you all to dissuade me from it. Efe Sodje may be bald. He may be grey haired. He may have unsightly scars. He may have dandruff. He may be making a personal or political statement. He may think he is fashion leading. He may be worried about head injury. He may...

  3. London Soccer Night

    What a pile of S hit. Never going to watch it agin, if anyone has an email address for comments would be greatly appriciated. Last season it was good. This season pants. There are a lot of programmes about the prem, why this one to? They went through the prem transfers, didnt even bother to show...
    • Guest
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    • didn didnt fecking pile transfers
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. The Big Push......

    Ok chaps it's time to go over the top!  (As if we had't been already with the transfer speculation)  The enemy are in our sights (Scum Ewe) and when the going gets tough.....etc etc. But looking seriously at the upcoming battles we've got it's in our own hands.  I'm sure it's been said before...

  5. Come on You

    I have just had the whole of the Singapore Airport transit lounge look at me as I let out a big cheer upon seeing the result......4 fecking 1! Fantastic result for the boys....I take it we played well? I honestly have to say I'd rather not be finishing my holiday but heading home to...
    • Ron Manager
    • Thread
    • airport fecking finishing league league one lou southend spread
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Xàbia Shrimper

    Help!

    Now, Spanish music is quite good (I like Juanes' "La Camisa Negro"). It gets you going during the summer when the sun is high in the sky, the temperatures are high in the thermometer, etc. etc. But it's January ... So, bearing in mind those who know me know that I'm a massive Jam fan - and I...

  7. Say we are

    Fecking awesome boys! I have to say that before this run over Christmas I was begining to think that the bubble had well and truly burst and we'd spend the rest of the season scrapping around for the points needed to keep us in the division. However it's starting to look now that we...
    • Ron Manager
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    • begining fecking league res
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. Little Britain Live

    Pure fecking class. So very well done and of course hilariously funny. For anyone who has tickets for a future show, you're in for a treat!
    • Ron Manager
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    • fecking hilariously icke ickets rea
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Lucas D

    Cant wait till Saturday

    I can't wait for Gillingham on saturday, the atomsphere will be superb! Just for record, Steve Tilson is a fecking Legend, he lives, eats and sh*ts Southend United. I think we all do!

  10. What price genius?

    Two extremely talented young men that don't conform to the moral standards of newspaper editors are being pilloried in the press this week. This begs the question, are we no longer able to tolerate wayward geniuses in this country anymore? Most bile is being reserved for Pete Doherty, who...
    • Ron Manager
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    • begs faul fecking foo football headed ive largely narrow racks reserved salute swears tracks wasn
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Those stitting in home end on tuesday

    Anyone in my seat will get there fecking head kicked in
  12. Andy_S

    The ref on Friday

    Joe fecking Ross!     I was at the Thurrock Vs Oldham Cup game last week and he was the fourth official. The announcer, when saying who the officials were finished by saying "and the fourth official, the one and only Joe Ross" before laughing into the microphone. He even caused controversy...
  13. Leeboy

    Bill Bailey

    A healthy showing of Shrimperzoners at the gig last night - opinions? I thought he was fecking brilliant
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