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  1. The i am not going to fecking Wembley thread.

    Any one else not able to make it to the biggest game of the season? The main thing i will miss is meeting up with sir john of the ottley(smurf) even though we only got together 18 days ago where he helped us out at the snail festival,bless him. My only reason for not going is finance,my own...
    • Berrichonne shrimper
    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football faul fecking football football league fossets farm fourth division league two ley npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 86
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. Mr Brown's Boys do it again........fecking brilliant!

    Brilliant job boys...................roll on Man U at Roots Hall next round!:Worthy:
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    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football fecking football football league fossets farm fourth division hall league two npower football league real football roots roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football worthy
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Usual_Suspect

    Norton Expired - Annoying Message

    My Norton has expired which I have renewed. However, I keep getting a fecking annoying message about it expiring - I've still got the Norton search box on my tool bar etc (which again doesn't go away, even when I change the settings). Anyone got any ideas of how to totally delete any trace of...
  4. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Soccer AM is ****

    This used to be so fecking good, but it seems to have completely died on its arse. They drag out the same old guests, bore us to tears with the same old Skill Schools and to be fair there is only so many skills you can do with a ball before it gets boring. The Soccerets have gone right down...

  5. Zane Lowe Masterpieces - Rage Against The Machine

    Yes I know, Zane Lowe is a complete tw*t (could he be a late entrant for Battle of the Tools?!). However last night he played in full, Rage Against The Machines self-title album, as part of his Masterpieces series. I didn't listen to it last night, but have just blasted the album out in...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • didn fecking lowe moon music prodigy ran roses tools
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Shrimper

    Name Change

    ayone know how to change your name or have part added to it? I wanna add Southend United, Flahavan , Maher , Otto , Barrett, Eastwood to it. Yeah i'm a fecking nutter. FECK OFF COL EWE

  7. Floyd at the 02?

    no idea if this is bollox? guy told me that a stage rigger told him floyd will play at the 02 next year................with roger waters? if true the tickets will go in minutes which means the fecking touts will charge me large lumps. still its worth it.......................max i will pay...
  8. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
    • chadded
    • Thread
    • afghanistan army bacon bang bombs capital cases ched chief claimed computers cooked cos crisps cycle deed delhi drills eaten engineers exactly explosion fecking hamilton hawking helmand heres hut imo inch intact ish isnt ive joi knowing luxury menu military officer para patrol phones political protein rag religion religious res rmp roadside rounds shared signal signals similar soldier specialists suppor supports tank tents test tinned toilets wasn weapons welfare wish wouldn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Usual_Suspect

    Fecking Students

    Just got this: DANCING ON THE GRAVE OF CAPITALISM AN ANTI-CAPITALIST HALLOWEEN PARTY CANARY WHARF – FRIDAY 31 OCTOBER 2008 A number of anti-capitalist and anarchist groups are planning a*demonstration at Canary Wharf on the evening of Friday 31 October, focusing on 25 Bank Street and themed as...
    • Usual_Suspect
    • Thread
    • buildings congregate fecking gain grave organisers rea riots stated themed trance wharf
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Kent Shrimper

    BluesWorld Not Working again

    Not only is BluesWorld not working, its broadcasting the fecking Col Ewe game Does anyone have an email to complain please?

  11. family from hell !!!

    the mrs dragged me round fecking tesco to do damn shopping(no game for me today). anyway pushing the mental trolley when at the top of the isle i noticed "crackerjacks R us". mum dad and 3 brats in tow,these kids with the oldest being maybe 12 had the most stunning line in phrases,1 lad said...

  12. supernanny!!!

    has the world gone utterly insane? some fat bint telling brain dead parents what to do with their kids. these parents are dimwits of the highest order with no idea how to bring kids up. blimey when i was a nipper my pa would if i were lucky come home from the pub and beat me with a broken...
  13. Smiffy

    Pre-Match Music Suggestion?

    Just wondered what people's thought's were on having this as the pre-match music? Obviously everybody loves the current Moulin Rouge ditty, was just thinking maybe something a bit more edgy is needed to put the wind up the opposition?.. Personally, I fecking love it, its an amazing piece...

  14. Pakistan result - this is an OUTRAGE!

    un-fecking-believable! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/7485935.stm
  15. Ron Manager

    All Black Badminton

    New Zealand Black C*cks... ...is what the Kiwi's wanted to call their Badminton team - before the PC brigade got their way. Fecking hilarious http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/15/nz_badminton_kerfuffle/
  16. duncan bulgaria

    Are Horses That Fecking Big

    Me and the missus are off to the New Forest next week and whilst mentioning this to my good pal at work he said that after his missus Horse had died she really wanted his Ashes to be scattered at the New Forest , now me being the good christian and all that i told him that i'd quite happily do...

  17. I'm not a plastic bag

    hopefully all the stupid bints will then think to suffocate themselves with one.. fecking sheep.
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • bin fecking
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Winkle

    Jay Smith

    Just like to say, if it wasnt for your injuries, I am 100% sure thatyou would be the midfeild playmaker we are so desperatly searching for right now! Best of luck to you and oh, Thanks again for the goal against the Marsh rats..... un fecking beleivable!
  19. Winkle

    I saw tilly last night?

    Because anyone whos anyone would no that threw your life you grow up listening to your favorite bands,this is what me and my pal steve have in common! Played at cliffs last night, fecking brilliant they where and to think the first time i saw them was at the lyceum ballroom leicester...
  20. Smiffy

    New Stadium Poll...

    Loads of us must of taken 10-15 mins of our own time to complete the new stadium survey that was posted on the Official Site months and months ago now, with the chance to win a signed Freddy shirt I believe.... So, where the fecking hell are the results? I would like to see what us fans wanted...
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