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  1. Irish_Shrimper

    T-Cup Quarter Finals - Lucas V George

    2nd Quarter final match sees the rather fetching Isabel Lucas (Irish_Shrimper) take on Mellissa 'Monkey-Features' George (davewebbsbrain). Polls close late Wednesday ;) :p
  2. DTS

    Getting beaten at games by your other half.

    Northampton is always a ****y trip in my book with the olny plus side being that its pretty close to London. This saturday was no exception. We drunk in a pub called the Rover which was a right old hole before heading to the stadium early so my mate could get a ticket on the day. As my mate...
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. match preview from - Up the Saddle dot com -

    Thursday 18 October 2007 Walsall vs Southend preview exile @ 12:30 pm Thursday 18 October 2007 The Saddlers look to continue their run of good form this weekend at home as they entertain Essex’s finest, Southend Utd. The Shrimpers themselves have their eyes on promotion, a new stadium, selling...
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    • asbo avoided bbc brough comfort comparisons dosh features foo grab hating includes mix mounting permit resolution
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Roots Hall in the movies

    Apologies if this has been mentioned before but I've just seen a film that features Roots Hall in the seventies. It's called Bloody Kids and was released on DVD a few months ago probably because it's directed by Stephen Frears who made The Queen It's set entirely in Southend and has a 5-10...

  5. Football League newspaper

    Hi Southend fans, Just a quick request for your opinion. Apologies if I'm violating any forum protocols by posting this here. Mods - feel free to delete or move if I have, but I'd like Southend fans to have their say on this if possible. Anyway, I work for a publishing company, and we're...
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    • dedicated features foo hanks league mis
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Grayson

    Laptop Help

    I'm looking for a new laptop for around £500, and have found this one: http://www1.euro.dell.com/content/products/features.aspx/notebooks_better?c=uk&cs=ukdhs1&l=en&s=dhs The second one from the left. Is it a good one? Also, how good (or bad, probably) is the graphics card? Thanks.
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    • features hanks notebooks products
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Davros

    When you go on holiday (abroad)...

    ... Do you take your mobile phone/Blackberry. I dont, as for me its my chance to get away from everything back at home. I thought id make a poll about it after reading this article.. http://tech.uk.msn.com/features/article.aspx?cp-documentid=5762788
  8. Stats

    Charley From Big Brother

    The sun were blagging on the other day about how Kieran Richardson's cousin the ''sexy'' Charley was going to be on BB. Sexy? I personally think she has some rather manish features. Thoughts people.
  9. Matt the Shrimp

    Car Resprayers

    Folks, Given that nobody loves their cars quite as much as the men of Southend-on-sea, I was wondering if any of you know of any good car resprayers locally... the sort of people who can do that whole "Pimp My Ride" thingy, e.g. Before you all ask / guffaw with laughter / shake your...
  10. Spaceman Spiff

    Lets try to look forward - even if we do go down :)

    Well, I was expecting more today. It had been a great day - met Matt the Shrimp at 8:30am in Lewisham for a fry up breakfast at Maggie's in Lewisham (can heartily recommend it, if anyone is in the area). We pored over the Grand National runners and riders - my early tip of Kelami (based on a...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Bielzibubz

    An open letter to Procter & Gamble

    This was posted on a site i visit quite regularly. Absolutely fekin hillarious and 100% genuine. AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their...
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. CSBLUE

    On Air 6-8

    on student radio 6-8 tonight listen if you're er... cool! may be fairly amusing but dont expect too much, lots of features including thoughts on the mighty blues! listen here
  13. TrueBlue

    Its Back!! True Blue Exclusive! Qpr Game!

    Its been a while since I propper TBTV Exclusive has graced Shrimper Zone but here now I have the Vids from the QPR game! I was quite drunk in this one so bare with me Kev features alot due to popular demand from the likes of 'Jokercomedyclub'! Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Many...
  14. Interpol Shrimper

    March 07 Issue - Four Four Two

    Not sure if this has already been mentioned (I was offline for most of last week) but the latest issue of 442 features Southend in the regular fans forum article, along with East Anglain Championship rivals, Ipswich, Norwich & Colchester. They got Rob Craven to represent us, found it quite an...

  15. Should Aberdeen Shrimper post his video

    As I'm a nice chap, this poll is for Aberdeen Shrimper. Should he post his mobile footage of Ronaldo getting Shrimper abuse on You Tube? Remember people, Ronaldo is a slimy, odious little smeg bucket.....however I don't want to sway the poll, so here are his positive features: Vote away :)
  16. * ORM *

    New Board Comments

    Wasn't sure where to stick this so the pub will have to do. As the new board has now been up and running for a while I thought I'd take a step back tonight (between revising) and check out some of the new board's functionality and features. As well as the reputation button which now has...
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    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Bielzibubz

    BBC1..7.30pm tonight...Inside Out

    Being aired tonight on BBC1 is a programme consisting, in part, of rare, not seen before footage of Southend on Sea during the 1940's and 50's. Some of the historic footage features Southend United playing an FA Cup tie against Blackpool in the 1950's with the Shrimpers taking on the talents of...

  18. Chris Kamara's Column in the Sun today

    Bit surprised this hasn't been covered on here already. Chris Kamara's column today was entirely devoted to Southend United. It features what has gone wrong recently but the most important thing mentioned was that Steve Tilson has been told by Ron Martin that no matter what happens this...
  19. KrustyTheKray

    The Bluetones

    One of their new songs from the new album! They ROCK! Bluetones, Head On A Spike

  20. Bowel Problems

    Looking at the Blues Insider survey page, there's an unfortunate typing mistook: "What do you think to the capacity at 22,000? Do you like the bowel shape? Do you like it's unique features?" I'm tempted to say the bowel shape is pretty appropriate after some of the cr*p I've seen at times over...
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