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  1. Question Black gunk

    Ok Shrimperzonians, have a small query... Yesterday I had an electrical fault at home that I had to rectify and when open up the junction box it was full of a tarry, black gunk. Now I've noticed this stuff in the cellar on the central heating pipes and (strangely) underneath the bath. Now I...
    • MK Shrimper
    • Thread
    • bath burn eaten electrical faul fro heating junction oil sinister
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Post-Match Thread and Ratings Walsall 5 Southend United 2

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  3. Ron Manager

    Life In The A-League

    Before I headed off to Oz I said I'd write a regular blog about what it's like supporting a team on the other side of the world. Here is my first effort by way of an introduction to the Queensland Roar - Queensland Roar vs Adelaide United – 24th August 2008 Come On! Imagine this scenario...
    • Ron Manager
    • Thread
    • afterwards army beloved colourful continued cos didn differences displays disputed dru enjoyed equivalent faul fur hall headed heritage icke introduced ish itself league league one netherlands nicely permit preference quicker realisation restricted roots rugby shirt similar singing sleeve spread sunshine tropical wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  4. Revell

    Thought i just pass over my views on this player.I've haven't seen player who is so determined or commited down at Brighton for quite some time.He will run and run all day making a big nuisance of himself which you can't fault. Now the downside to his game.He isn't a prolific scorer,probably get...
    • Spartan
    • Thread
    • faul headed money prolific qui
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. DTS

    My best mans speech.

    Help............. Never done one before and dont want to let my mate down. If you can be arsed to read it below can you give me some feedback. Have I cained him too much? Anything traditional I have missed? Anything that you have heard hundereds of times before? I have tried to avoid...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • ber bombing brad claimed deed dressed dru establishment faul fusion gentlemen hills humiliation lived mums nails pardon sensitive sentence sky sports spelling swears tropical
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Alex

    Season Card Faults

    Did anyone else have problems getting through the turnstiles yesterday. I have had a season card since thay were first introduced and never had a problem. However yesterday I tried to get into the South Upper after changing from the West during pre season and a nice alarm went off with a...
    • Alex
    • Thread
    • annoys collected faul hay icke introduced issued trance
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Come on Clarky, sign the friggin contract

    Come on Peter Clarke, you may not be as good as you think you are. Your just a tad too small for a centre back, hence getting beat in the air too often.Your long balls out of defence that are aimed at a particular striker are in general pants and usually go staight into the crowd. You have been...
  8. wiggy

    Mildenhall causes Wiggy quit shocker!

    After watching our new goalkeeper perform tonight i think it is time to resign from the zone. Don't want to get into any slanging matches Flavs/Collis is better than him etc but having watched him in the warm up with Lee Turner for about 40 mins i have got to say he has got the worst handling i...
  9. scrounger

    Smooth Operator: 27 ways to make girls smile.... NOT SUITABLE FOR EVERYONE

    Number 22 makes me laugh... 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" - this will keep her on her toes. And girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness, (or if she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really really hard until she...
    • scrounger
    • Thread
    • ant briefly cries ditching faul following foo introduce music shoes sneak stated sticking suitable
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. lee_sufc

    Fat, poor, on drugs? Probably your own fault!

    Personally, I 100% agree with what is said here... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1032703/Fat-poor-Its-probably-fault-Cameron-declares.html

  11. RANT CORNER: Paying out pounds for things that arent your fault!

    Bought a near new KA back in January. First car, 16k on the clock, nice new and shiney. I've not yet had an accident whilst in the car, or caused an accident in any way..... Parked my car in a public car park...come back to it and someone hit it and left a huge dent...havent even bothered to...
  12. Winkle

    Offered out by a 90 year old?

    Just popped to Asda's to get some shopping bits as I am cooking dinner tonight for the sprogs and the beloved. I approached one of these bus stop shelter thingies that you take your trolley back to and in front of me was this old guy fiddling with the trolley trying to get his pound back. I...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • beloved cooking didn didnt faul fro mis pensioners rea selfish shelter
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Smiffy

    Facebook Spambot

    For any of you that have Facebook on here and are a friend of mine, you will probably have seen the message that was left on your wall from my account in the early hours of yesterday morning. Regarding "legal bud" This was NOT sent by me, and after dong some digging on the net I found this...
    • Smiffy
    • Thread
    • breach bud deed fallen faul round 1 stealing walls wasn
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. BaileytheQuitter

    Stolen phone

    Had my phone stolen today in college today, whilst in an exam. Basically the college say- put you phone in the exam box for the exam, we will look after it. I go to the box after the whole of year 11 (im in year 12, and year 11 is pretty dodgey!). I go there and still with 50 odd year 12's left...
  15. Slipperduke

    Sepp Blatter

    You can say what you like about Sepp Blatter, and most people do, but he certainly doesn't lack the courage of his convictions. His proposal that football clubs should limit themselves to just five foreign players by 2012 is going to upset some very powerful people. Not that Blatter cares, of...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • aires automatically bone champions didn discovery epl faul golden generation itself league ley money multi passports principle rubbish san seventh ski starters test
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  16. OldBlueLady

    Counterfeit Ipod

    Was wondering if anyone out there has any contacts or advice for me. My daughter wanted a pink Ipod for her birthday and stupidly I managed to get one from someone seemingly reputable on ebay. As it goes it looks as if their account might have been hacked so not entirely my fault! Now prior to...
    • OldBlueLady
    • Thread
    • faul headed properly protected qui significant singing
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Sometimes football and life is just like that....

    Walkers miss, the non-penalty, the messy second, the good third - the game has gone and is out of sight ..... ..... it could have been different. I hate losing and want to get angry but sometimes its no-ones fault just the way it is - But winning happens on different levels and if you were...
  18. yogi bear up the cagire

    It's all my fault

    I'd like to present my sincere apologies to the team, the club and its wonderful supporters. Making tea at half-time, in the FA Cup Final I have come to the horrible realisation that last night's debacle was all my fault. On match days I ALWAYS use my Blues mug and yesterday for some...

  19. Unlucky Lads

    Don't want to say too much for fear of gloating. We were good again last night and it wasn't the fault of your team that you lost. They never gave in either and you have to give credit for that. Great support too and helped create a superb friendly atmosphere between both fans. Saw a car...
  20. Shrimper2thecore

    Rangers Fans and embarrassment to Scottish football

    What a shame, one of the screen in Manchester city centre had a fault a turned off two minutes before kick off, and so the Rangers fans went mental. Attacking police and the like. One thing I saw has discusted me, a Zenit fan got hit by a car, and while paramedics were trying to treat him (put...
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