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Why didn't we turn up?
The fans certainly did their bit last night. The support was out of this world, especially from 4-0 down. The 2000+ who made the trip all did Southend United proud...unfortunately the players didn't. I know Doncaster are a very good side, but so are we. So what happened to us last night? I...- Welly7
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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2007/08 season
For all the moments of high drama, the goals, the saves and the tears, I've got a funny feeling that the 2007/08 season will be remembered as the year that the owners of football clubs across the land finally lost their tenuous grip on reality. It's as if there is a private competition between...- Slipperduke
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- afterwards anfield begging brokers confusing didn enjoyed enthusiastic faced liverpool loser money publicly sackable sammy support tenuous test tribunal wouldn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Your promotion stories...
Just wondered if anyone had any stories that go with our promotions... What you did before, after etc. After the disapointment of the Grimsby game, which I went to and had the worst constapation (sp). I went to both of the Northampton games and then...the final... For the play-off...- BaileytheQuitter
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- acted continued cup disapointment faced foo ford grass joi league league one lou pain singing sunshine tilly wasn wipe
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Britain's Next Top Model
I made the mistake of allowing Mrs Slipperduke to use the TV controller last night and paid for my lapse by being exposed to this horrible, nasty programme. Did anyone see it? It appears to be some kind of talent show, though it's anyone's guess what the 'talent' is. You knew there was a...- Slipperduke
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- ard clooney controller convince didn faced mis mode moon shagged snowdon teacher vince whore
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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FAO Beatles Fans
Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce the Global DVD Release of 'All Together Now' on June 24 Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce The Global DVD Release Of 'ALL TOGETHER NOW' On June 24. PICTURED, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: Yoko Ono Lennon, Sir George...- Yer Blues
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Bournemouth press - Lee Bradbury
Bradbury aiming to topple Shrimpers By Neil Perrett Comment | Read Comments (1) EX-SOUTHEND: Lee Bradbury LEE Bradbury is refusing to concede defeat despite facing his toughest assignment in his bid to avoid an unwanted hat-trick of relegations. Bradbury will be hoping to help Cherries...- Rayleigh boy
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- afford cas concede convincing didn faced following hall halves ish joi league lose mis mistakes nobody outfit pulling roots substitute unused
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Tilson Sacked
Actually it's a bare-faced lie. But how did you feel when you read the title? My reaction would have been sheer horror. But the way some have been posting on here recently, you would think it would please them if Tilly was replaced. I'm far from believing Tilly can do no wrong. I think...- stevietheshrimper
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- ant faced headed meat tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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How to get Petrol Prices down
This was just e-mailed to me.......sound plausible i guess if you read it See what you think and pass it on if you agree with it We are hitting 106.9 p a litre in some areas now, soon we will be faced with paying £1.10 a ltr. Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea: This makes MUCH MORE...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Why?
From BBC . . . Fire crew aid in penis operation Firefighters helped operate on a man who was rushed to hospital after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis. Doctors at Royal Wigan Infirmary in Greater Manchester put out the alert after fearing the man faced amputation as the...- MK Shrimper
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- bbc faced ski supply
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Sour grapes and rotten attitude
Popped to Spain on this weekend to drink away my 40th with a load of chaps and found a bar near the beach with a ton of tv's showing all things football on Saturday.As you do. Anyways,i'm in the bar clutching a jar of hops and barley watching the Norf Larnden derby (i mean the annual thrashing...- Sean 2
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- ard cos cup faced foo innit league pulled spine
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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3 Heroes To Praised This Week
1. Jim Davidson for all the right reasons, hopefully takes on sir bernards mantle love him for his outburst on hells kitchen 2. the guy that attacked alex ferguson this week, I bet fergie was not such a arrogant c..t when faced by this fella, just a shame he did put him down 3. lance corporal...- TMWLT
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- afghanistan arrogant ber davidson faced ive lance
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Todays game
Not been back long and I thought I'd post some snippets about today. Whoever decided we should go and play that team of thugs managed by that crook should not decide who we play next pre season. It was a complete waste of a friendly. Not many positives to come out of today it has to be...- Andy_S
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Haircut Horrors - What is worse?
Down my gym today I was faced with a terrible terrbile sight. It is always a bun fight to find a locker close enough to the mirrors so you can check yourself out while getting dressed and undressed. Today though I was faced with the horror or horrors. The left of my locker was a white man...- DTS
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- dressed eating faced horrors sucked thorugh
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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$tevie Me - How does he get away with it?
New column up on 4sportsake this morning and it's a bit controversial. I've had all sorts of abuse from the Liverpool fans in the office, but also a lot of support from everyone else. Simple really - How does Steven Gerrard get away with everything and still get lauded as a hero? If you get a...- Slipperduke
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- columnist faced ist liverpool suppor support
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The FA Cup Final will.....
...be at Wembley after Brent Council issued a safety certificate following the two "warm up" events The Football Association has confirmed the new £800m Wembley Stadium will host this year's FA Cup final on 19 May. Brent Council have given the stadium a general safety certificate after two...- SUFC_Al
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- chief cup deed fa cup faced following foo fro issued music test trophy vase
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Friday Funny
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into ASDA with her > two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through > the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to ASDA, > nice > children you've got there. Are they twins?" > The fat ugly woman stops...- Firestorm
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- faced ive loud oldest ops screaming trance
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Rudeness To Ticket Office Staff
I happened to be in the ticket office today ruminating on whether or not to avail myself of the virtues of the South Upper or the simple pleasure of East Yellows for the Burnley game. As I ruminated, a genetleman (for want of a better expletive) marched up to the counter, literally threw 3...- Groyne Strain
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- behave curly didn especially exactly faced gene icke ickets ive length ley literally money noses suppor
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Tilson - number of league grounds
It struck me when I woke up in the middle of the night that there can't be a lot of league managers who have been in charge of a team at as many league grounds as Tilly has for us. I know there's a fair few fans on here who keep a running count of how many they've done but surely Tilly must be...- Interpol Shrimper
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- especially faced league tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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a pig with 2 faces!!
http://www.neatorama.com/2007/01/20/choppy-the-two-faced-pig/- Pubey
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- faced
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The fbm view and ratings - Palace (home)
EAGLES GRAB AN IFILL IN SMASH AND GRAB RAID Southend suffered a home defeat at the hands of Crystal Palace tonight - but it was a performance that deserved much more. The South Londoners were there for the taking in the first half but Southend failed to make their superiority tell. New sharp...- fbm
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- afterwards all at sea contribute detected didn dominance eastwood ell entertaining exactly faced foo grab headed jury league literally londoners lose occasions pace peter taylor stopped subbed suffering taylor tilly wasn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat