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  1. Coleman Cast Into the Championship Graveyard.

    Another season in the Premier League graveyard grinds to a halt and Chris Coleman departs Coventry, charged with the heinous crime of failing to take them aboard the Barclays gravy train. Who’d be a manager in the Championship, eh? Such is the stature of the second tier of English football in...
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    BOGMISH Rd 1, tie 3 Crowny v Searle

    Haven't time for a big write-up for this one, but our third tie pits two spectacular goals against each other. With home advantage is Billericay Blue's nomination of David Crown's legendary goal against Wigan. I think this might be the equivalent of a fishing trip tale, as every time I remember...

  3. Player Abilities

    Descriptions of the new Player Abilities are up. Have to love the last one... As promised here are some more details about the abilities that your players will perhaps soon be allocated. Note that there is a slight change in the percentage probability of your players having these abilities to...
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    • Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
  4. MrB

    Would you go back?

    I see Pearson at Hull is considering reinstating Brown as manager for next season as he's only on gardening leave and it would be a cheaper option than terminating his contract and getting someone else in. However, if you were in Brown's postion, would you go back? To be shipped out as your...
  5. Slipperduke

    Milner?! **** off!

    For the second year in a row, the PFA have managed to take a really simple concept and get it really wrong. Last year’s decision to make Ryan Giggs ‘Player of the Year’ instead of Steven Gerrard made as much sense as giving ‘Star Wars’ an Oscar instead of ‘The Hurt Locker’. Just because it was...

  6. Would you have her courage?

    On Mr B's "Pictures of Birds" thread, Boris posted up a picture of a lady called Sarah Jane Howe. It was a bit different from the others on the thread because, as Boris pointed out, she seemed to have no nipples. Below is her story - and as asked in the thread title, would you have her courage?
    • A Century United
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Jam_Man

    Anyone used Play.com for buying TV's?

    The TV I want to buy is £100 cheaper on Play, but Im wary of using them in case anything went wrong. I ordered 3 CD's for the first time in years a while back and they f****ed up two of them so not exactly impressed and not sure I entrust them to deliver a TV and provide customer service...
  8. Slipperduke

    Wembley's Awful Pitch

    90,000 seats, 2618 toilets, 26 lifts, 98 kitchens and 34 bars. Was it too much to ask for Wembley to provide just one decent playing surface? Saturday’s FA Cup semi-final was like watching naughty ten year olds playing football indoors on an untacked carpet. Every change of direction brought a...
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    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Slipperduke

    English Football Not ****ed. Yet.

    For the first time since 2003, the Champions League will enter the semi-final stage without English involvement. Lyon, bane of Liverpool, will play Manchester United’s conquerors, Bayern Munich, while Barcelona will bound on from their mauling of Arsenal by taking on Inter Milan, the club who...
  10. Vange Shrimper

    A thought for another type of protest...

    Football League Show when everybody's favourite Lizzie reads out the texts and emails. Anyone thought about emailing in and making our opinions heard and so other clubs fans know exactly what we are going through atm? The programme is obv available to viewers across the UK, online, and I...

  11. Only one man to blame.......

    I'm not even worried about relegation now, as far as I'm concerned we're down and I don't blame Tilson or the players one bit. How the hell can we expect the playing and coaching staff to be motivated when we're not paying them??? The way Ron Martin has shockingly mis-managed our beloved club -...
  12. Andy_S

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 0-0 Yeovil Town

    Southend United 0 Yeovil Town 0 Well, what a waste of an afternoon that was. Nathan Jones gave us more entertainment than anything that actually happened on the pitch. The players have given up the fight it seems on that showing, so League Two will surely follow. Some questionable tactics again...
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    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. Webb's Divided Loyalties?

    I've just seen this posted on another football forum that I occasionaly gander at... As you may know, Webb isn't the most liked of characters down in Yeovil and following an article written for their fansite, Webb allegedly responded with this: Link here...
  14. seany t

    Reasons to love Hitchcock

    1. In 'Psycho', where the guy is creeping up the stairs to check out the mother's bedroom, and the camera switches to an overhead view and then - out of nowhere - she rushes out knife in hand. ***** me up just thinking about it. 2. For that amazing shot in 'Frenzy' where you realise that the...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Interesting loan deals..

    Forster from Brighton to Charlton- should help our plight, or rather make things harder for Brighton. Watt to Leeds is a strange one - he didn't exactly set the world on fire here!
  16. chadded

    Should I reply to a txt from an ex

    Last Saturday, I'm laying in bed with Mrs Chadded, and my fone gets a txt. I pick it up, and it's from my ex of two years ago. There wasn't exactly much chance or point of hiding it, it came up on my phone as Ex+******, and my mrs knows who this person is. Mrs Chadded's exact response when the...
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    • Replies: 61
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    Perma-Tanned Wally

    The sacking of a manager is usually a euphoric release for a struggling club’s fan base, but the only people who seem to be pleased about yesterday’s cruel dismissal of Phil Brown are Arsenal supporters. Still miffed about Brown’s involvement in ‘SpitGate’, they’re delighted to see the back of...
  18. Ron Manager

    Picking the brains of Exeter City

    Has the trust made contact with the people in charge at Exeter City ahead of Saturday's game? My understanding is that the equivalent of the supporters trust down there took the club over when they went bust and out of the league. They may be in the relegation zone at the moment but overall...

  19. Pellegrini In A State Of Pjanic

    When Manuel Pellegrini took the reins at Real Madrid, blank cheque book in hand, I doubt very much he expected his only shot at silverware at this stage of the season would lie solely in a sprint to the finish with Barcelona... Courtesy of Miralem Pjanic, that is exactly the situation. Lyon...

  20. A View from the Dark Side ......

    the situation now is exactly what Ron Martin wants and always has wanted - When he bought SUFC we were League 2 and going no-where and he had no intention of changing that - after all he appointed a youth team coach who had no previous experience to manage the club - Unfortunately for him...
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