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  1. An ode to Mark Gower

    Pretty shoddy attempt, can anyone come up with something better? :) The day he signed from Barnet we said 'who the hell is he?', Another rubbish has been? Those thoughts soon turned to glee, A debut to remember, the first Mark wonder goal, 41 would follow, They warmed us in the cold, He...
  2. Napster

    Peter Beadle

    Sacked by Newport County Beadle axe after play-off failure Apr 28 2008 Western Mail Beadle axe after play-off failure Newport County 1-2 Fisher Athletic NEWPORT COUNTY have sacked manager Peter Beadle after they failed to make the play-offs by losing to Fisher Athletic 2-1 in the final...
  3. Bob Cratchitt

    Lesbians turn on lesbians in battle of Lesbos

    Residents on the Greek island of Lesbos have declared that they alone have the right to call themselves lesbians, and yesterday launched a legal action against the Greek Gay and Lesbian Union (Olke) designed to wrest back control of the word from aficionados of Sapphic luuurv. Local activist...
  4. OldBlueLady

    Received in the post today re: Fossetts.

    Surprised no-one else seems to have mentioned this, but perhaps you haven't seen your post yet. We ain't there yet guys! Big brown envelope from the Communities and Local Government office re: Town and Country Planning Act 1990 - Section 77 Applications by Southend United Football Club Land...
  5. OldBlueLady

    Received in the post today

    Surprised no-one else seems to have mentioned this, but perhaps you haven't seen your post yet. We ain't there yet guys! Big brown envelope from the Communities and Local Government office re: Town and Country Planning Act 1990 - Section 77 Applications by Southend United Football Club Land...
  6. BaileytheQuitter

    Dara O'Briain

    Just wondered what everyone thinks of him. If your not familiar he's the Irish guy that presents 'Mock The Week'. I find him utterly hilarious and am going to see him live at the Cliffs Tonight. Only over shadowed by managing to get 8 tickets for me and my mates for Lee Evans at Wembley...
  7. Evander Hollyfield v Mike Tyson

    Not sure if this is a good idea or not.......what with Hollyfield being 46 and Tyson being 41, I just hope that they don’t embarrass themselves. To be fair the Heavy weight division needs something injected back in to it. It seems to have hit the doldrums just like it did pre Tyson days and...
  8. Matt the Shrimp

    The fbm report - Millwall

    Folks, As I'm not quite sure what time I'll get back tonight in order to post this on the front page, it is not fair to deny fbm his readership - or to deny you his pearls of wisdom - so here is the fbm report for the Millwall game, which will hopefully go up on the front page tonight. * * * *...
  9. C C Csiders

    BBC News

    Just at the present time the BBC seems to have a penchant for employing extremely weird, affected/afflicted, incredibly ugly news correspondents. Current example of this are Evan (look slightly to the left of the camera) Davis, presenting his economics reports in a camper manner than would...
  10. Jonny_Stokes

    More good Fatty Evans news

    "Blue Square Premier club Crawley Town have been docked six points ahead of the new season after being charged with bringing the Blue Square League into disrepute. The charge relates to financial irregularities at theSussex club, who have failed to confirm the payment of last season's Company...
  11. Maldon Blues

    Crawley deducted 6 points!

    Serves them right for a) being complete thugs and b) going anywhere near Steve Evans. Link
  12. Crawley Friendly

    Went to watch Three Bridges v Crawley last night to scout our Saturday oppostion but they didn't put out a very strong side (even Steve Evans, the manager, played one half!). Can't say we'll have too much to worry about this weekend. Crawley lost 2-1 managing only 3 shots on target all game...
  13. DTS

    Most Missed Away Trip

    All this beating Man United, Sunderland, Southampton stuff is getting boring now isnt it. As we are clearly staying up this season I was wondering what trips you lot were missing going on. I really miss Macclesfield away. Always a top day out in my book. Loads of ok pubs within a decent walk of...
  14. carter_true_blue

    The new michael jackson

    I have found the new michael jackson he has potential and i recorded him why i was in trafalgar square yesterday going to watch lee evans (got photo of me and him and his signature) anyway watch the video and you will see the future michael jackson. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKxH7QQF7t4...
  15. coogeeblue

    Chants of the week!

    CHANTS OF THE WEEK "Love, Lovell tear you apart, again." Aberdeen fans after Steve Lovell scored against Hearts. (Fraser C, Scotia). "You're not Scottish anymore!" Aberdeen fans chant to Hearts who were lacking in Scottish players during Aberdeen's 1-0 win. (Stuart Gray, Aberdeen). "We...
  16. Signed Football memorabilia inc Collis gloves

    Hey guys and gals! I'm trying to raise money so that my aunt can get treatment for Multiple Sclerosis. The NHS refuse to give her any physio as she is not a priortiy as MS is incurable, so her friends and family are trying to raise money to get it privately but this costs £50 an hour! As a...
  17. MrB

    Southchurch

    I see a certain DJ Armstrong has returned to Battrick. What's Evanson like Dan? Looks like he could be a useful starting player.
  18. Uncle Leo

    Plymouth preview

    “Can we play you every week” used to be the chant when Southend played Plymouth. During the 1990s, the Shrimpers beat the Pilgrims on seven consecutive occasions, whilst from 1957 to 2001, the Pilgrims were winless at Roots Hall. That victory for Plymouth – a 1-0 win courtesy of a Micky Evans...
  19. Broughton

    Couldn't find a thread dedicated to Donkey Broughton (probably because no-one follows Chester's reserve team). However his agent has clearly been a busy man trying to talk up his footballing achievement and it looks as if he might hoodwink managerial novice Paul Ince into signing him...
  20. Xàbia Shrimper

    Double Standards?

    1. Home Secretary John Reid was heckled by two very aggressive people with extremist Islamic views, the supporters of whom brandished posters printed quite clearly with the words "JOHN REID GO TO HELL!" Yet Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair claims that no crime had been committed...
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