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  1. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Arsene Wenger: The Gift and The Curse.

    Such is this success of the Arsenal Ethos under Arsene Wenger that those who question him are instantly vilified by the Gunner’s faithful and, believe me, they have a point. No other Premier League manager can boast an unbeaten season, or even claim to have attributed so much to the progression...

  3. TV Help

    So, I'm taking the plunge and buying a spanking new TV. I'm going with Sony, purely for brand reliability and I'll get an extended warantee. What I want to know is, is there any real benefit of going for a 200hz Full HD TV over a 100hz? Both being LCD Screens, I have to decide whether to go...
  4. Mad Cyril

    New 'battle of' idea

    Battle of the invention - be it printing press, innoculation, steam engine or Breville pie magic. What do you reckon? For the record my nomination is the number zero.
  5. OldBlueLady

    Revelling in it 27/8/09

    Got this this morning, surprised not to see anyone else posted it while I've been at work today. Nice to see some recognition for the fans at Hull :clap: Revelling In It This week starring: Simon ‘Swampy’ Francis Lee ‘ASBO’ Sawyer Alan ‘Play it cool’ McCormack Lee ‘Porcelain’ Barnard...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. BoyWonder2

    Song lyric

    Guys and girls, I was driving into work towards the end of my lunch break and as usual had Kiss on the radio. Now I caught part of a song that sounded decent, but because its a short journey and because I didn't hear the beginning or the end of it, I have no idea what the song was called on...
  7. Slipperduke

    The 39th Shame

    I've found an interesting anomaly on the official Premier League website. Now, admittedly I'm playing fast and loose with the definition of the word 'interesting', but stick with me on this. When you click 'contact us', instead of bringing up the address of the organisation, it gives you a...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum

  8. paid search engine

    http://www.myhpf.co.uk/banner.asp?friend=428040 all you need is a paypal account to get paid into

  9. Ipl

    Napier finally gets a game today, coming in in place of Dwayne Bravo. Don't fancy his chances much if he opens the bowling, as oppo openers are Gayle and Maccullum :O Cricinfo
  10. Smiffy

    Hooking a SKY box to a PC

    Has anyone connected their SKY box to a PC? In short I would like to connect my Sky decoder to my PC using one of these - Here My questions are.. 1. How easy is it to do and how? 2. Do you just use a standard coax cable from the RF output on the decoder, then plug into the tuner card...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Slipperduke

    Five From Five

    England 2-1 Ukraine Crouch, 29 Shevchenko, 74 Terry, 85 It was his strongest display of emotion so far. As the final whistle blew, Fabio Capello marched out of his technical area, raised his clenched fists to the sky and roared triumphantly. This was a far more impressive scoreline than it...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  12. Slipperduke

    SZ Novella - Chapter Six

    Chapter Six - South Of The ShrimperZone? At This Time Of Night? Ricey edged away from Stokes, carefully keeping his eyes shielded from the Red Tube. As tempting as it was to allow himself to wallow in the intense glow of some very, very naughty thoughts, he knew from...well...erm, first hand...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Ron's Blog 10-3-09

    Chairman's Blog Last week I touched on the backroom staff at the Club. That is not of course the backroom staff that support the football management but what I would describe as the “engine room” of the Club. I say that because I know whilst all fans will understand there has...
    • A Century United
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. Slipperduke

    Titus Astonished Us

    Every now and then, in a pressbox crammed with bitter, cynical old journalists, there is a frisson of excitement. Something wonderful ripples up and down the rows of greying, over-weight hacks, a buzz to make them believe in magic again. Usually its source is a young starlet like Jack Wilshere...
  15. Slipperduke

    Football Manager 2009 Review

    I have a confession to make. My name is Iain Macintosh and I'm a Football Manager-aholic. It started with the original Championship Manager, way back in 1993. It took 45 minutes to load and there were no real player names, but it changed my life. The first football management game that didn't...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. RobM

    Vauxhall problem

    I drive a 1996 Vectra which keeps stalling. The engine light (orange engine-shape with a lightning strike through it) keeps coming on. I called a Vauxhall dealer who quoted me £75+VAT an hour just for a diagnosis. Anyone know a cheaper way? Thanks.
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    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    Letter To Ashley

    After trawling through Mike Ashley's emotional 1664 word press release, Slipperduke has a few questions for him.... "I paid £134 million out of my own pocket for the club. I then poured another £110 million into the club not to pay off the debt but just to reduce it. The club is still in...
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  18. callan

    Interview a Zoner - Part 1.

    How well do we know our fellow zoners? In order to bridge the gaps I thought I would do a series of Interviews to fill in some voids. First up is John Lleweyln Crickson..or Cricko. ------------------------------------------- Q. What did you have for Breakfast this morning? Cricko:- ah thats an...
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    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. * ORM *

    FC Match Engine failure - games to be replayed

    Oh sorry wrong week :D

  20. Pic of the Day 12-05-08

    Pick of the Day 12-05-08 There is of course the Dirty cheating Leeds scum on if you want to watch them get tonked...if not......... BEST DOCUMENTARY: The Duke: A Portrait Of Prince Philip (ITV1, 9pm) He’s famous for being the husband of the Queen of England and for always putting his foot in...
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    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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