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  1. DTS

    My weird day trip to Bristol.

    Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...
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    • aas approx bear boarded boris brough burger cables chums didn didnt dressed dts eaten electrical grotty hadn hes icke ickets literally money moon mph music parenting pork relative sons spread taxi town unknown walls zombies
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. Hotman

    Recommendations needed - Chinese takeaway near a127

    can anyone recommend a decent takeaway which: 1) serves in plastic pots, not foil (to be eaten in car) 2) decent food 3) can possibly mix rice / chow mein and a main in one container Al and Justin at Hong Kong House only do foil pots, as do jade garden nr the bell, the one near bonnikels is...
    • Hotman
    • Thread
    • ban bon chow eaten hong kong mix takeaway
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. BrettieAngell

    Metal Monday

    Posted this on M.I.N.G.E. aswell but I thought I would post it in here just in case anyone else would like to listen to this delightful little ditty! Bloodbath - Eaten

  4. Question Black gunk

    Ok Shrimperzonians, have a small query... Yesterday I had an electrical fault at home that I had to rectify and when open up the junction box it was full of a tarry, black gunk. Now I've noticed this stuff in the cellar on the central heating pipes and (strangely) underneath the bath. Now I...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • bath burn eaten electrical faul fro heating junction oil sinister
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. BLUEBLOOD

    The International Council of Man Laws

    The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...
    • BLUEBLOOD
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    • alcohol arriving bra cleaning conversation didn dressed dru eaten following fusion gest ops perfume physical rea remembering somewhere suitable topless tropical wrecking xbox
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. TrueBlue

    Question Royal Restaurant

    In west street, Rochford anybody eaten there before?

  7. Indian restaurant closed down by council

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/3579446.Council_shuts_Rochford_Indian_restaurant/ Anyone eaten here?!
  8. Ron Manager

    Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)

    This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...
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    • aunt bleeding burger burn continued core crack defeated didn eaten eating gest grab halves hanks ish mentally packs pain physical plaque prepared rubber salad steel stopped stumbled test torrents wasn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Medway Blue

    Hehehe

    The Excuse - Joke The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want...
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    • bedroom brough continued disrespectful donated dressed eaten hadn hes ive poorly shoe warmed wouldn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Snails and slugs

    Question: If a slug is basically a homeless snail, can they be eaten in the same way with some butter and garlic?

  11. Happy Birthday Mr. Benedict

    A very drunken Happy Birthday sir May much Ale be drunk and loads of Curry be eaten tonight Soon you will be as old as Cricko :cricko:
    • HUTTON
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    • dru eaten
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Interpol Shrimper

    5 lunchtime questions to ponder

    1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she...
  13. DTS

    Timeless Foods.

    Both Ben and I are starving so I have sent the useless lump over to the bakery for a cheeky mid-morning sausage roll. It has just dawned upon us that a sausage roll can be eaten at anytime of the day without raising any questions. Eg Its good as a breakfast snack or a late night stroll home...
    • DTS
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    • anytime claimed daw eaten sausage
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. DTS

    My last nights meal was a farce !!!

    Wednesday nights I play football down at a college in Portslade which is 7.30-8.30 - Really enjoyable and helps to keep me fit. Mrs DtS and I have a sort of unwritten agreement that I call her as I am leaving the pitch and she starts my evening meal. Recent efforts have included Chicken...
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    • bobs brough dts eaten enjoyable especially foo grab hanks havent oven salad thai twenty
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. ashingdon-shrimper

    By God We Have Got It

    Now we can understand why harrold has been struggling "When I last scored I had eaten a banana in the morning. So I kept trying that but after not scoring in the fifth game I've given up on that idea'' http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/y/yeovil/4694194.stm Obviously still on the...
  16. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Sugar Rush

    I've just eaten a Krispy Kream donut (someone's bday in the office) and now I feel like I've dropped an E...... Soon as I post this I'm off to dance like a fool and build imaginary boxes in thin air.....

  18. Just back in the Door 8:30pm Sunday night

    After spending 17 hours on the train this weekend I have just got back from the Oldham game. Ground - was ok I guess, better in side than out There fans - were awful.....no atmosphere at all, even quieter than Roots Hall!!! Ref - what can one say?? ****ing **** ******* tosser. Oldham - were...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • atmosphere diet eaten hall posted ran roots tilly
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. Mad Cyril

    The packed lunch thread.

    In a fit of boredom (I think I may be developing ADD) I want to know if anyone has a more 'old skool' luncheon than mine which consists of: Corned beef and branston sandwiches. Blue Ribband chocolate wafer. Unfortunately it has long since been eaten and I will need to buy something else for...
    • Mad Cyril
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    • beef bra branston chocolate eaten sandwiches
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Ken Bates

    Brilliant rant... from the BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/leeds_united/6610175.stm "Little clubs are always little clubs and big clubs are always big clubs." When we're back where we belong, we'll remember the people who did support us and those who didn't support...
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