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  1. Rusty Shackleford

    Question Arming Yourself

    Do you think it should be easier to get a piece in the UK? And if it was, would you get one? My answers: Yes. N/A.
  2. Ulysses

    Digital TV

    Just moved into a new house which has sky into the living room but nothing into the rest of the house and no working aerial. I know the switch over comes in 2012 so will have to adopt it at some point. Anyone installed an aerial etc themselves or is it worth getting someone to do it. I would...
    • Ulysses
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    • aerial easier installed stalled starters
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Slipperduke

    Rafa At Boiling Point

    I love this time of the year. It's always mid-July when you first start to feel those tingles of anticipation.. It only ever takes something small to set you off on a glorious meander around the inside of your head, fantasising about the new campaign. The realisation that the first pre-season...
  4. DTS

    Question Is using Roll On a bit "Gay".

    I personally love a roll on. So much easier than other forms of deodrant and does not make the room stink as much. However on of my mates thinks real men only use spray and that roll on is a bit gay. What are your thoughts on this issue?
  5. Interpol Shrimper

    Teaching Maths in the UK

    1. Teaching Maths In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of timber for £100. His cost of production is 80% of the price. What is his profit? 3. Teaching...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • 606 bbq breach claiming cos criminal depart easier ethnic expenses following fur haulage minority money mortgages muslims prime production prosecuted religious rubbish sampled selfish squirrels struggles unemployment
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Tommy2holes

    Lets get promoted on a shoestring

    Lets be honest we have no money , well atleast until the new stadium is built (still not sure if it will). But when we last won this league, a different and much easier league back then, we had lower league players who where hungry aggressive and although not blessed with skill where the type...
    • Tommy2holes
    • Thread
    • academies attracting bentley claimed easier elite lesser ley money pace shoes tilly youth
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Slipperduke

    Alonso Attracts Attention

    Spain 5-0 New Zealand Torres 6, 14, 16 Fabregas 24 Villa 48 Rafa Benitez must be getting nervous. Real Madrid's moneybags President Florentino Perez has reportedly set his sights on Xabi Alonso and, after his performance in this dominant victory over New Zealand, you can hardly blame him. The...
  8. Slipperduke

    Adebayor Needs Arsenal

    Do you think Emmanuel Adebayor realises that he may have brought all this upon himself? It always amazes me when footballers stand in front of the cameras and tell the world that their manager must start spending money on better players. They never seem to comprehend, even for a moment, that...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • advised ands arsena brough champions ched destroyed easier emirates emmanuel enthusiastic finds fro gbp money motivated patience persie physically qui russian support wild
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  9. Slipperduke

    Job Done

    Manchester United 0-0 Arsenal Sir Alex Ferguson stepped lightly across the slick Old Trafford turf, turning slowly and taking in the view as if it was his first ever visit to the stadium. With eyes full of awe and a broad grin splashed across his face, he let out a long, sigh of satisfaction...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • achievements anderson ands appalling cantona coped ead easier emmanuel entertaining eva evans gbp hadn industry itself liverpool persie physical redundant shirt ski slick stepped sunshine support threatened touched twelve wasn wild
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. Slipperduke

    Leaving It Late

    Newcastle 3-1 Middlesbrough Taylor, 9 Beye (og), 3 Martins 71 Lovenkrands, 86 They don't make it easy on themselves up on Tyneside. Watching this spirited and determined victory over Middlesbrough, the objective observer could be forgiven for wondering why they hadn't tried such an approach...
  11. OldBlueLady

    Ron's Blog 6/5/09

    Haven't seen this anywhere else yet...... Chairman's Blog What a good day Saturday was and with nothing to play for I thought that the team performed well and remained committed to the cause right to the end. It was also a day to celebrate the success of the Club’s youth policy which, I...
    • OldBlueLady
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    • abusive acquired attempted capital ceo chief complex congratulated continued crack dedicated deed degree dives divide easier enjoyed features growth hall hanks identified industry issued largely larger lesser leveridge mistakes mix money overcome pain primary publicly qui rent scheduled shareholder similar spread suffering support talktalk test youth
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. Zone Update Season Ticket Deadline Extended

    Club Statement Following huge demand and supporter feedback the deadline for renewing Season Cards for next season has been extended by one week. Supporters did have until the end of today to renew their Season Card however that date has been put back until Friday, May 1. Blues fans are...
  13. DTS

    Is it easier to turn down a dirt bag or a girl next door.

    Last Saturday after laying out 17 of our own supporters in the West I drove home as fast as the DtS Love Jeep could carry me as I had a works night out. Having been made redundant from the job I loved in the city last May I am currently working for a bank closer to home. The work is pretty...
    • DTS
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    • dru dts easier exactly heres money qui redundant stray suprise town wasn wore wouldn
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. bertiebigbanana

    Post-Match Thread and Ratings Southend United 0-2 Mk Dons

    So, the bubble has burst as i am sure most but the fanatical on here realised it most likely would. This game showed up our woefull inadaquicies across the whole side and whilst the loanees, as well as probably clarke too, start pondering next season with thier respective sides it will be no...
    • bertiebigbanana
    • Thread
    • brough cert contributions cracks easier finishing flair headed lived nails pace temporary threatened woefull
    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. Slipperduke

    Tyne Is Running Out

    Newcastle United are going down. Whatever you read in the press, whatever club sources say on the website, they are circling the drain ready to be sucked down into the Championship. There is no hope on Tyneside anymore. Their supporters, more than anyone else at the club, realise that this is...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • acted army arrogance attract ched cunning dre easier failing faul finishing gbp heaven hideous mistakes money perception sentence sucked suitable town transfers uns wasn youth
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  16. Slipperduke

    Listen To The Lessons Of Clough

    On the weekend that saw the UK release of the Brian Clough movie 'The Damned United', it was alarming to see Manchester United's discipline crumbling in a way that 'Old Big 'Ed' would never have tolerated. The legendary Nottingham Forest and Derby manager was rarely short of a quote and I can...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • bear cinema damned easier hyper indiscipline inflicted jury liverpool lose mistakes money pain respected sensitive stupidity threatened trophies tunnel
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  17. TrueBlue

    TrueBlues REAL Food Heros part 2

    Last time we spoke it was about the KFC colonel now today we must talk about another legend of the alternitave food hero world... I give you.... Mahmut Aygun Known as the "kebab king" he was born in Turkey and moved to Germany at the age of 16 to open a snack stall. He invented the doner...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • easier hanks kebab meat sadness stumbled subsequent
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Slipperduke

    Prove You're Not A Cheat

    As Cristiano Ronaldo lay on the frozen turf at St James Park watching a chorus line of tiny birds circling his head, I wonder if he had time to ponder the irony of his situation. After years spent convincing referees that he had been fouled when he hadn't, he now finds himself being cynically...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • ant arrogance attracting coloured convincing distrust easier emotions exactly existed faster finds hadn intervention primitive prostitutes quashed rate serial somewhere suspicion
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. pringlejon

    University degrees.

    I'm in my second year doing a maths degree at bath uni (in the top 5 for maths). However, just got my first set of marks for semester one exams and got a 2:2. It seems most grad jobs ask for a 2:1. I know that if i'd have gone to a different uni doing an easier degree, then the work is easier...
  20. BoyWonder2

    Reoccuring Themes...

    After looking back to last nights events it made me realise how many times we lose 1-0 at home and how few times we win 1-0 away from home. Most teams come to Roots Hall looking for a point by putting men behind the ball, time-wasting etc etc and how we struggle to break them down. Crewe must of...
    • BoyWonder2
    • Thread
    • barnard concede easier eastwood fa cup hall hereford lauren lose roots spells
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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