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Happy New Year
Whatever you're up to - and I know from past threads many on SZ are very anti spending lots going out on NYE - I wish you all very Happy and Healthy 2015, and our club the luxury of finding a goal scoring machine! Me? I shall be seeing the New Year in with a couple of friends, two of us with...- OldBlueLady
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Message for mrsblue
You must admit, your style and manner of posting is guaranteed to get up people's noses. As Roxy said, you find so much to criticise in our little club, I wonder if you get any enjoyment out of supporting them at all. You're being rude here (again) to posters who have had a long and respected...- OldBlueLady
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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The divorced mate conundrum
All, Me & Mrs MK have a group of friends that we go out with every so often....trouble is one is now seperated from his wife and going through a divorce. What would be the ettiquette here? 1) Send out the invite and make him feel bad that his marriage is in the process of ending. 2) Don't...- MK Shrimper
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- conundrum divorced dru especially ettiquette finds marriage shun
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Odd places you've fallen asleep
So Uncle Leo fell asleep on the North Bank. I've fallen asleep at: The play "Art" - helped by lots of alcohol and the fact it's ****. Made funnier as the theatre was virtually empty. A lot of musicals I've taken Mrs MK to. For some reason they send me to sleep. A night club (I kid you not)...- MK Shrimper
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- alcohol dru fallen north bank theatre
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Meanwhile, in America...
At first I thought this article was some kind of subtle Chris Morris satire... http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/12/the-affluenza-defense-judge-rules-rich-kids-rich-kid-ness-makes-him-not-liable-for-deadly-drunk-driving-accident/- Pubey
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Question Disgusting drunken antics
Apparently according to North Wales Shrimper the antics and the green man were shameful!!!!! We should be locked up! Discuss...- TrueBlue
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- dru shameful
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Celebrity team talk
Just heard that Jeremy Kyle has been released from the club + we are looking at potential other celebrities for trials during pre season. James Corden as Smiffy has been mentioned after his famous stirring team talk to the England football team, and maybe we could get Delia in after a couple...- danburyshrimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Comments by Day Trippers yesterday
Had a bloke behind me saying to his son after our bad start "should never have sold Hall & Mohsni", on his son saying Mohsni was actually playing he told him "no we sold him to West Spam son"....He was a bit drunk and a plank to worry about telling him he was actually playing for us (well sort...- stickyboy
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- blues dru english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division hall league two liverpool mohsni npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Paul Sturrock
SOUTHEND United manager Paul Sturrock insisted he decided to change goalkeepers for Saturday's draw against Torquay in a further bid to freshen up his side. More...- Evening Echo
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Question Am i alone.
Am i the only person on this board or indeed the whole world that can have a good time without alcahol or pubs? Dont drink alcahol because,1/ i dont like it and 2/ if i did find a tipple i like i would prob be a drunk as i have a bit of a addiction problem. Any one else out there not in need of...- Berrichonne shrimper
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- booze deed dru pubs rate
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Railway prattle well attacked last night by brentford
Heard some news last night, late into the evening a group of drunken brentford fans attacked the venue in prittlewell the landlord had to go to hospital and a group of brentford fans are still in hospital I'm lead to believe- Shrimpin
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- dru ford prattle
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Fighting idiots
Went to the game at Burton yesterday looking forward to keeping the unbeaten run going. The worst part of the day though was having to watch 2 apparently drunken idiots punching each other and scuffling in the Southend supporters end. Claims were made by one offender that he had been upset...- spoons
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Drink & Driving - Absolute Zero Tolerance - Yes, No?
No need for a poll as the choices are quite simple. Should there be an absolute zero tolerance on alcohol. Should the law be reduced to 5 milligrams per unit of blood down from the current 35? Now I don't drink (I'm allergic to alcohol + love driving) so I have a somewhat biased viewpoint but...- Bielzibubz
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- alcohol dru pain properly qui tolerance
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Vodafone
Found this on another forum, had me in stitches! Dear All I thought I would share my ongoing, and unresolved, problems with Vodafone in case anyone had never used their crummy tax-avoiding service before. In summary, I have spoken to a total of 14 (forteen) different customer services...- class
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Question Pubs for Crewe
Quick question where is everyone drinking beforehand ? In october we drunk at the corner bar next to the train station car park, but im sure that will be made in to home fans only.- Calvin Candie
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- blues dru english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league pubs real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Running scared
**** sake people man up - we need to start believing and stop running scared I have just looked through a few posts on here and its all doom and gloom in the payoffs! WHY???? NOBODY CAN TOUCH US WE ARE SOUTHEND UNITED!!!!!! COME ON!!! (and yes I am drunk)- TrueBlue
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- blues dru english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Amsterdam
So I'm flying out of Southend on Wednesday morning to Amsterdam. Me plus 5 mates, all 23-26 for 2 nights of drunken debauchary. Not gonna lie, it's probably going to be pretty gross. However, none of us have been. Time will be of the essence, we don't want to spend half the time wandering...- Medway Blue
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- alcohol dru ops
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Hockley forever in my heart!!!!
The time has come I am leaving home and the Royal Parish of Hockley under the rule of the Royal District of Rochford I will miss Hockley its all I have ever known for 26 years on this earth I have lived there I have seen friends come and go I have seen new buildings and developments I have...- TrueBlue
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Rangers going into administration bad news for the English?
The Scotland football team, the Scottish rugby team all repeatedly fail on the world stage. The Royal Bank of Scotland had to be bailed out by the English tax-payers, now Glasgow Rangers is in administration as the only way it could sustain itself was if it joined the English Premier League...- Yorkshire Blue
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Memory Lane Greatest Zone post/thread ever!
Inspired by Pubey's thread about greatest posts of 2012, just spent some time hunting out some of my favourites from years gone by. Some cracking stuff out there... I'll kick off with a couple of gems... Cockles adventures in Leyton (couldn't qoute so follow link!)...- Custard Splat
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- adventures archives atmosphere beast booze brough cases divine dru gems icon larger ley lighters rate shadow shameful shrimperzone taxi trauma
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