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  1. The Missing Zoners.

    Allright chaps? Just having a look at the board of late and have noticed alot of the old characters don't post anymore which is a shame as its good to have a bit of variety rather than the same old people. So lets start with these, Rabloke, even though we had our arguments he was a decent...
  2. GregStarz

    From a Crewe website lol

    Just got this off the Crewe website, what drugs are they on? "they have a goalkeeper who doesnt have confidence in the defence, a defence which doesnt have confidence in the goalkeeper, 2 holding midfielders, 1 young 1 and 1 good player, a midfielder playing upfront and a striker who plays off...
  3. Yer Blues

    laptop help! please!!!!!!!!!

    evening all my laptop is not reading my cd rom drive. its not a new one and has worked previously. its not reading any discs and when i go to my computer, it doesnt show that i have a cd drive! ahhhhhhhh! can anyone help? big green for those who can! thanks in advance matty

  4. Watering the Pitch

    Not sure if this has been discussed before but can someone tell me why we water the pitch so much just before kick-off and during half-time ? Thought both sets of players slipped over far too much on saturday (especially Black for their 2nd goal). Whats the reason ? Doesnt seem to be helping our...

  5. Michael Ricketts

    Just found this on the Oldham supporters message board...thought it was a good summary of Ricketts apart from the bit in bold! Ricketts - always seems to me he just cant be arsed to run and get involved, as though he always down in the dumps. He does flick it on well and is a strong presence in...
  6. steveo

    Weekend Betting

    As there hasnt been much talk of it, presumably everyone lost? I lost a stupid 25 quid on Bosnia in Hungary, but redeemed myself with 40 on Southend at 4/5. Corals have us at 11/5 at Oldham which doesnt seem very generous. Anyone on it?

  7. The Reason Managers Leave

    whether we like or not, managers dont stay at clubs forever, they move on usually for 1 of 3 reasons 1.they die!! which according to bluebell bob or whatever her name is so am i!! 2. they get offered a better job 3. they get the sack thats a fact of life, now for those 10percent on here that...
  8. shrimper_sam

    The support

    I can't believe some of the things i have read on here over the past few weeks, and im not talking about 'Tilson out or Tilson in' im talking about comments like '**** off and support Col EWE' and certain digs that really are uncalled for. Not everyone will have the same opinion as one another...

  9. ****ing Bull****!

    Leading twice and lose 3-2?!? What a load of bollocks! ****in waste of space defence! Not acceptable! "Found it hard to bring players in" load of bollocks! Spend some ****in money! We've got enough of it from the sale of players and decent seasons! Same old Southend ay, sell the best players...

  10. Make a sub???

    73 minutes gone, brighton has just scored and mcdonald hurt his back from a challenge on the keeper, nasty stud marks on his back and not moving freely fro the last 15min, says the radio. Why doesnt tilly put the lad from leicester on and try and use his electric pace to exploit some gaps...
  11. Tommy2holes

    Lock it if you want but ...

    But we have deffo signed someone else my source just wont tell me who as he doesnt want to found out as a mole. Lock it if you want but my source was bang on with the kid from leicester . You heard it here first.
  12. steveo

    Just got in and..

    if the scoreline sounds like we were good, I have to say our performance was worrying. There will be a call to bring back Bradbury but I honestly thought he didnt play well. 1st goal, well taken free header, 2nd goal a pen, 3rd was standing in the box unmarked just had to hit it. He just doesnt...
    • steveo
    • Thread
    • cos didn didnt doesnt foo heres isnt ratings threaten wasn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  13. V Festival - 1 week baby!

    1 Week to go till the V Festival and I cant wait! Gonna be a rare one! Anybody on here going? Really looking forward to Snow Patrol, Kasabian and The Killers. Got a feeling Kanye West is gonna put on a decent show aswell. Beer, great music and plenty of birds. Doesnt get much better than...
  14. Napster

    Lewis Hamilton

    Good to see Lewis win yesterday. An excellent shout for SOTY if Hatton doesnt beat Mayweather
  15. Alex

    Gilbert at left back

    who says that gilbert will play at rightback when francis is fit. gilbert can play at left back as well. i have a feeling this is why he has be signed. people are saying great we now have loaned a fast right back, however francis is extremely quick and great on the over lap. hammell is not that...
  16. leeblue

    THE Matt Harrold thread

    I just want to start off by saying that in the past I have abused the bloke (only on this board mind) but my abuse usually came after a defeat and I was probably a bit emotional etc etc. I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their opinion even if driven by the sting of defeat...
  17. Winkle

    Nasal hair removal!

    Please someone tell me why, when you start cascading into midlife that the hair that used to be on top of your head,decides to grow out of every orrofice nown to man? And why is it that the hair that decides to grow out of every orrofice is the ARNIE of all hairs? Anyone who decides to rid...
    • Winkle
    • Thread
    • doesnt ell grass pain realistically removal
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. ashingdon-shrimper

    Face up to it for once

    yes this ia negative thread about a player yes it is deserved dont care that all you so called 'amazing, perfect supporters dont want to critise any players in the team' are going to give me any negative rep. Matt Harrold please somebody must see even tho we were indeed out of our deph last...

  19. My first day at work, by Cheltenham Shrimper, aged 23 and 51 weeks.

    Started my new job today working as a Teaching Assistant at one of the Schools in Cheltenham. It was eventful, to say the least. In one class, Year 9's, 4 of the students decided to fight one another with the underneath of the chairs (The legs poking out of each other), a couple of the...
    • Cheltenham Shrimper
    • Thread
    • accent ant doesnt eventful ful schools secondary teachers
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Stats

    Worst Referee

    Following on from a post on the Shrimpers Chit Chat board who is worse. Graham ''3 card trick'' Poll or Steve ''roboref'' Bennett Who do we recon people? Personally for me its Steve Bennett all day long, emotionless referee, doesnt use common sense, players cant have banter with him.
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