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Zone Update First "Revelling it in" of the new season!
Yes, Revell's fantastic blog is back for another season! Here it is..... Revelling In It This week starring: Adam ‘sat nav’ Barrett Lee ‘the doctors friend’ Barnard Clark ‘you know Revs, you don’t half scrub up’ Masters Is it me or has time flown by since the end of last season? I...- TBV_Dan
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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One for all the Dr Who fans
All 11 doctors reportededly making an appearance for Children in Need (some obviously by use of archive film!) http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/207058/- OldBlueLady
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A Recovery Nightmare
It all started normally. Flat battery in South Woodham Ferrers, clutch gone on an VW Camper in Westcliff another flat battery at Southend Hospital. All run of the mill stuff. Then I got a call for an Ford Scorpio in Pitsea with a wheel bearing gone and needing recovery to Great Yarmouth. That'll...- Benfleet A1
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Three Doctors talking
An Israeli doctor said "Medicine is so far advanced in my country we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks. The German doctor says "That's nothing, we can take a lung from one person, put in another and have him looking for work within...- canveyshrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A Bit Late in the Day, But Still Great
From the Daily Mash, the day after the US Election: BARACK Obama swept to victory last night as millions of Americans lapped up all that ******** about change. 'Change... Yeah... Sure' The Illinois senator made history as the first black American to become President and the 44th man to win...- Rusty Shackleford
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nigerian witch children !!
anyone watch this last night? fecking hell i watched 20 minutes and had to turn it off,little kids being maimed/murdered because their parents think they are posessed by the devil.even more alarming was the fact that "witch doctors" carried out numerous ways to exorcise the so called...- graysblue
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Rib injurys.
Right lads. Went up for a header a couple of weeks ago. Would describe it as one of my best headers ever as totally out jumped the guy and got a clean connection. Sadly he got a good connection in my ribs and since then I have been in real pain. Been told by a few people that its a waste of...- DTS
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David Blaine Risks Death Once Again
David Blaine is trying to get himself hurt once again for the pleasure of the crowds. The bonkers stuntman and showman started his 60-hour ordeal hanged upside down over New York's Central Park. Although it may not seem much compared with his previous stunts, it may well be the hardest one ever...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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Sir Bobby Robson
a real shame but it seems to have been on the cards for a while. From the Sun website. ----------- BOBBY ROBSON has won countless battles during a career which has earned him a permanent place in the nation’s hearts. But his latest fight, sadly, will be his last. English football’s favourite...- Kenny
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To my loyal subjects...
LET REJOICE REIGN THROUGHOUT THE KINGDOM FOR TRUE BLUE HAS RETURNED! Right down to business.... First let me issue a heartfelt apology to the mods to I have really to be honest taken the **** out of them over the last few days leading up to my ban, the mods don't deserve this treatment from...- TrueBlue
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Australian Tourism
These were posted on an Australian TourismWebsite and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour. __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the...- Harold Bishop Killer
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Doctors Secretaries mistypes
Some of these are absolutely classic - restores your faith in the NHS! These are sentences typed (wrongly) by medical secretaries!!!! 1. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably...- ldnfatso
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Buster Footman - RIP
News 08/04/2008 - Buster's 120 miles in aid of hospice A 70-year-old Portishead man diagnosed with bone marrow cancer has responded by planning a 120-mile charity walk. Harold "Buster" Footman, a former physiotherapist with Bristol City Football Club, has already raised more than £100,000 for...- Napster
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Friday Text
Just received this little gem. An alcoholic, smoker & gay man all go to the doctors and all receive the same diagnosis from the doctor. "If you indulge once more you'll die" On the way home they stop off at the pub, the alcoholic has a large scotch, swallows it and falls off his stool stone...- canveyshrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Celtic v Rangers
I'm told by my Scottish friends that when it comes to excitement, you'll have to go a long way to beat an Old Firm derby between Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic. I've always been a little dubious of that claim. After all, I've been to Tottenham against Arsenal. Could it really be anymore...- Slipperduke
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Orient's sidestand
I was talking to Orient fan at work and he tells me that they have let bits of that stand to anybody that wants it, their is even a Doctors surgery. Imagine some poor soul have a private out of hours vasectomy when Lee Barnard scored our opener.- DoDTS
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SUFC Issue Club Statement - Walker
Can be found here - Walker Statement So all the guys who spouted cr*p about failed drug tests (which is also slander I might add) and also those who blamed SUFC can step forward on this thread and make a public apology. I think the silence will be deafening though.... However, most...- Einstein
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4 week hangover
From AFP (it wasn't me before anybody says!!!) It may be the longest hangover in the history of binge beer drinking. When a 37-year old man walked into a hospital emergency room in Glasgow, Scotland last October complaining of "wavy" vision and a non-stop headache that had lasted four weeks...- Interpol Shrimper
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Health Question
Serious Question... I am getting really sharp twinges in my chest and in my left hand especially when I am on the beers but its happening at work now. I am going down to the doctors, but just wanted to know if anybody mite know whats wrong.- TrueBlue
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Ponder These
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents...- HUTTON
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