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  1. Slipperduke

    Ramos Must Take The Blame

    Tottenham Hotspur may have taken their place in the draw for the second round of the UEFA Cup, but not even the most ardent of their fans will have been convinced by this lacklustre, disjointed performance. Despite taking the lead in the second half and, in doing so, wiping out the danger of the...
  2. Slipperduke

    Stalemate at Stamford Bridge

    Apologies, it was such a rush to get this out in time that I forgot to SZ it! See if you can spot the ****-ups.... So near and yet so far. Manchester United came within ten minutes of ending Chelsea's extraordinary 85 game unbeaten run at Stamford Bridge, pegged back by that most unlikely of...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. Slipperduke

    Spurs Are Rubbish. Seriously.

    Martin Jol was sacked for less than this. With just one point from their opening four games, their worst start to a season since 1974, this new-look Tottenham Hotspur are rock bottom of the Premier League. Jol, meanwhile, is top of the German Bundesliga with his new club Hamburg. Ah, the irony...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  4. Slipperduke

    United's Community Shield victory

    As Dimitar Berbatov's last act for Tottenham Hotspur was to trudge around the pitch with all the speed and urgency of a man who has just left an all-you-can-eat steakhouse with half of the stockroom in his belly, I think we can safely assume that he won't be with the club for very much longer...
  5. Ayrshire Blue

    Man Utd to bid for Henry

    Having cooled his interest in Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov, Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is weighing up a shock £15m bid for Barcelona's ex-Arsenal forward Thierry Henry. (Daily Star)
  6. C C Csiders

    Who would win?

    With the desperate call-up of Darren Pattinson (leve space for edit 10-wicket Darren Pattinson), it got me thinking who would win in a straight match up between the English Aussie XI and the English SeffAfrikaan XI in a one-off Test match? The line-ups are based upon being born, or extensively...
  7. Slipperduke

    Dimitar Berbatov

    Tottenham fans won't be able to draw much comfort from the news that Manchester United have made an official bid for Dimitar Berbatov, but there is at least one bonus; it might shut Emil Danchev up for a while. Berbatov's dastardly agent has been agitating for a move away from White Hart Lane...
  8. C C Csiders

    Latest from Football Rumours

    Always good for spurious stuff, based on my mates cousin was the best man of the Plymouth Argyle kit man and he says sort of stuff.... But here's one: Ferguson is ready to cash in on Ronaldo. The deal will not include any Real Madrid player although Ferguson is keen about Sergio Ramos. The...
  9. Napster

    UK economy - doomed

    Rising food prices sent the UK's annual inflation rate surging to 3% last month in the sharpest increase in the cost of living in almost six years, the government said today. Data from the Office for National Statistics revealed that the government's preferred measure of inflation - the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Bob Cratchitt

    Lesbians turn on lesbians in battle of Lesbos

    Residents on the Greek island of Lesbos have declared that they alone have the right to call themselves lesbians, and yesterday launched a legal action against the Greek Gay and Lesbian Union (Olke) designed to wrest back control of the word from aficionados of Sapphic luuurv. Local activist...
  11. Slipperduke

    The Curse Of White Hart Lane.

    When rumours of talks between Tottenham Hotspur and Luka Modric's representatives leaked out, I assumed foul play. With Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool all thought to be sniffing around the young Croatian midfielder, surely Modric's agent was releasing an SOS call to the big guns. A kind of...
  12. Slipperduke

    Javier Mascherano

    Javier Mascherano could not have contributed more to Manchester United’s victory without latching onto a Paul Scholes through-ball and rocketing it past Pepe Reina. So far this season, the Argentine midfielder has been the perfect example of a modern, defensive midfielder, but this weekend he...
  13. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant

    Avram Grant arrived here at White Hart Lane looking for the win that would set up an unexpected assault on the title, but when he left shortly before midnight, the only thing that had been assaulted was his own reputation. The Chelsea heirachy continue to insist that the Israeli coach is the man...
  14. Slipperduke

    Avram Grant

    Avram Grant arrived here at White Hart Lane looking for the win that would set up an unexpected assault on the title, but when he left shortly before midnight, the only thing that had been assaulted was his own reputation. The Chelsea heirachy continue to insist that the Israeli coach is the man...
  15. Slipperduke

    Poor old Spurs

    Juande Ramos' tilt at a third successive UEFA Cup ended in heartbreak at The Philips Stadium when Pascal Chimbonda dragged his spot-kick wide of the goal and sent PSV Eindhoven through by the narrowest of margins. Despite 210 minutes of football, these weary gladiators had to be separated by a...
  16. Slipperduke

    Gallas Is A Girl

    Arsenal’s season has been thrown into jeopardy by the loss of Eduardo to a horrific injury, but that may be only the start of their problems. The loss of William Gallas to a disturbing and hysterical breakdown may be even more costly. Eduardo, as good as he was, was just a player. Gallas is...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  17. Slipperduke

    The Curse of Spurs

    The Forth Bridge in Scotland is a magnificent sight. A mile and a half long, it’s an immense, yet beautiful assembly of blood red steel bars and rivets carrying hundreds of trains a day over the wonderfully named Firth of Forth. It is said, usually by locals eager to fool a gullible traveller...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  18. Matt the Shrimp

    Totty Cup - round 2, half-time scores

    Well, as you'd expect, the 2nd round contests are being fought gamely by all the contestants, and as yet it is too early for any of our contestants to be dreaming of the semi-finals. However, the matches are progressing as follows: Melissa Theuriau v. Rachael Stevens In what appears so far to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Mr Wooly

    PFA Awards

    Ronaldo gets both the Young Player and Players Player of the year award. Fully deserved IMO. At present, he's the most exciting player on the planet. I know the World Cup thing leaves a bitter taste, but him getting Rooney sent off didn't cost us a place in the Semi Finals. We were largely crap...
  20. Che's Left Foot

    442 - Top 50 Football League Players

    I've blatantly nicked this from another forum, and there's no link from there to the official 442 site, so this is probably totally made up b****x. Anyways, it makes for interesting reading... Nicked from: http://www.thefootballforum.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=112697 Am i right in...
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