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  1. Medway Blue

    Anyone got good kit knowledge?

    I'm trying to find a good photo/description of what can only be described as a one-off third shirt that we used in 1998/99 (first season back in Div 3). We wore it away at Gillingham in the first leg of the Worthington Cup First Round I think (won 1-0, Adrian Clarke scored) I can remember the...
  2. Groyne Strain

    We're Proud Of You - Go On England

    So here we are, the final twist of the most amazing rollercoaster ride that has been the 2007 Rugby World Cup. England - your England, my England, everybody's England - have been knocked from pillar to post, criticised, attacked, pilloried, derided, laughed at written off from all quarters...
  3. Kent Shrimper

    Food Hygene

    Apparently Southend Council now Rate restaurants for Food Hygene. http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/southendnews/display.var.1592889.0.star_ratings_for_restaurants.php Here is the lowest end of the list...
  4. TrueBlue

    How to not get done for speeding!

    SAVE YOUR DRIVING LICENCE AVOIDING THE SPEEDING TICKET What must the officer do, and what should you do When you are being reported for speeding, the Police Officer must tell you: "That you will be reported for consideration of the question of prosecuting you for exceeding the speed limit."...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. The ? or ? Game

    This is quite a simple but funny game... definitely good to waste sometime anyway. Choose 2 topics of conversation e.g. Kylie or Danni The next person to answer chooses one of the above and gives a brief description of why they chose it. Then they choose 2 more topics and so on....
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    • Replies: 545
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Xàbia Shrimper

    Wembley Food - An Explanation

    From tonight's London Evening Standard: Wembley chiefs are backing their chefs to win over the public in the row about food pricing at the new stadium. Many fans were stunned at being charged £4.50 for a pie, £3.90 for a hotdog and £8 for a burger meal as test events ahead of this months FA Cup...
  7. Xàbia Shrimper

    E-Bay : Does this seller know something we don't?

    There's a chap on E-Bay selling the following item: Kevin Maher Captains Armband In the description he claims that "KEVIN HAS BEEN AT THE CLUB 10 YEARS AND IS DUE FOR HIS TESTAMONIAL IN THE SUMMER - OUR FIRST GAME AT THE NEW FOSSETS FARM STADIUM". Does he know something the rest of us don't...

  8. URGENT HELP NEEDED!

    Somebody from America has hacked into my ebay account and has listed 12 items to sell. At the top of the item description he's said to email this address before bidding. I now Owe ebay £16 for ebay fee's when this isnt even me! So I just changed my password. Half an hour later and this tosser...
  9. Davros

    HT NEW YOOF SYSTEM

    We are proud to inform you about an upcoming new feature. The season after next season (at the end of March) there will be a brand new and more challenging youth system in place. HT-Tjecken gives you the big picture in this editorial. One of few things remained untouched since Hattrick started...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum

  10. Alan McCormack

    Well the description says it all for today.. discuss

  11. JCR

    Some may feel the topic description a tad harsh but personally, for all the tearing about he does, I feel his contribution to the team is a negative one. I am not suggesting that he does not have potential but I am saying that his current performance and style is rubbish. I am amazed that Tilly...
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    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. fbm

    For those who weren't around last time

    This is written for those who weren't around the last time we got promoted to this league in 1991. You will see Southend play a brand of football you haven't seen before and which you may have thought they were not even capable of playing. Hoofball of any description will be out...
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    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. southend4ever

    My trip to the gym

    First of all Michael Ricketts turned up before all the other players to work on his calfs. He seems keen as mustard and wants to work his way back up he says. He is currently staying in a hotel, I was half tempted to offer him a room. looks like he is keen to impress and doesn't look as big...

  14. Favourite Beer

    Inspired by an excellent post from Matt on the Chit Chat forum: I wonder which is your favourite beer? A description of the beer and reason for loving it? Matt seems to favour Crouch Vale, which I must confess I hadn't heard of. My current nomination, (though I reserve the right to change...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. fbm

    The fbm views and ratings

    Due to formatting problems the report isn't yet on the front page so here it is BLUES LAND TITLE IN ESSEX ONE-TWO The two Essex sides defied all the odds in League One by claiming both automatic promotion spots – with the Super Shrimpers deservedly landing the title. In fact, it was...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. roots_maul

    Southend 1 - West Spam 0 92/93 DVD

    Found a copy of SUFC v West Spam (92/93) on ebay. Was unable to post a link- did try, but there appears to be several copies available- was just wondering if anyone has bought a copy and if so what the quality was like. The item description does say it's the full 90 minutes
  17. chadded

    Simon Jordan

    This guys a legend. Taken from the Observer: Forget Bruce, trouble starts with true blue Sullivan David Sullivan doesn't like his players. 'They're on £20-30,000 a week and they're not earning it; it makes you resentful,' he says, 'I've reached the stage where I don't like footballers.' Fair...
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    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  18. fbm

    The Goat calls it a day

    Todays league paper features an article about the Goat going out to graze. Nothing new to us there. We already knew this was his last season. However, he is adamant that his last match will be on May 6th as he won't be pushing his aching limbs beyond that date. That means - and the article...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. A training ground manager

    I wonder if anyone here can help with something I am doing at work - I need to try and write a job description for a Training Ground Manager but have no idea where to start!?!? What sort of duties could I include?
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. fbm

    Racist or Placeist?

    Earlier in the season at the Hall (can't remember which game) there were 2 coloured linesman who both were bald and who both had chequered flags.  Consequently, in my review of the match, I made a comment about an appalling decision in each half by the linesman but said that I couldn't tell...
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    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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