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  1. Benfleet A1

    A Recovery Nightmare

    It all started normally. Flat battery in South Woodham Ferrers, clutch gone on an VW Camper in Westcliff another flat battery at Southend Hospital. All run of the mill stuff. Then I got a call for an Ford Scorpio in Pitsea with a wheel bearing gone and needing recovery to Great Yarmouth. That'll...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Slipperduke

    England were crap

    So we were right all along, were we? All those criticisms of Steve McClaren's England, the ones that were constantly rebuffed by the players, the accusations that they cared only about themselves, they were all true? Shocking. I am so surprised I shall have to pick my jawbone up off the floor...
  3. yogi bear up the cagire

    Has reality dawned on tilly..........

    ............OR, IS HE JUST PLAYING IT VERY COOL? Just saw the post-match interview with Tilly and was interested to see his response when pressed about the chances of getting to the play-offs. He was being very coy, virtually not wanting to answer the question and the commentator even had to...
  4. Slipperduke

    How Has Obama Changed Your Life?

    It is a new dawn. A new hope. The cool, clear sunlight of justice is breaking through the clouds of oppression to shine upon our darkened lives. I feel the hand of history upon my shoulder. Obama is here and He is changing our lives. Just today, on my way to the cheap household goods store on...
  5. Irish_Shrimper

    Interview with an Exile: Christmas Special with Backpacking Shrimper!

    The latest installment of the Interview with an exile thread, is Steve's Christmas Special from Australia - Happy Christmas everyone! Few piccies of the man himself...He loves posing for the camera, bless him :D 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Since late October 2007! Nearly...
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    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Slipperduke

    Cesc's Education

    A new era for Arsenal will begin tonight when Cesc Fabregas makes his debut as the captain of Arsenal. A touchy and defensive Arsene Wenger made the announcement at a press conference before the vital Champions League clash with Dynamo Kiev. Wenger has come under sustained assault from the press...
  7. DTS

    Question English City or Town you would least like to live in.

    Was watching the Sunderland vs Newcastle game with my mates up in Bristol yesterday. It suddenly dawned on me that I would hate to live in either of those towns. A lot of people say that Newcastle has got better but the one time I have been there is seemed like a toliet. Sunderland again I have...
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    • Replies: 61
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. duncan bulgaria

    Least funny Comedian

    Simple really ....my vote is gotta be Lenny Henry , can't think of one thing he has done that has made me laugh , well apart from marrying dawn French !! Any other candidates ??
  9. Slipperduke

    Platini Has Sold Us Out

    The arrival of Michel Platini as the head of UEFA was supposed to herald a new dawn for European football. It was the ascent of a footballing legend, a lover of the game, into a position of great power. What a shame that he's turned out to be just like the faceless bureaucrats he replaced...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. Yorkshire Blue

    YB's Questions to be Answered on Fossets and safeguarding the future of SUFC

    Irate Ian has had his questions, J has had his meeting and Cricko seems to eavesdrop the lot, so I'm feeling a little left out.... In all seriousness, I think there are a number of pertinent questions still to be asked regarding the development of the new stadium which directly impact on the...

  11. Question £80 million ?

    Since the 2000 article in the Independent Newspaper [see Other Owners thread at Fossetts Forum], what has changed ? RM/Owners have not "demanded" rent for RH and have already written off a sizeable sum, yet there remains an equally large sum, still technically due or payable. Suppose 20% p.a...
  12. The Big Dady

    Wolves Striker Fined

    Handbags At Dawn Link Bet his girlfriend had a kitchen sink in the handbag! ;)

  13. Mexican Viagra!! Be warned

    Warning - Do Not Order Mexican Viagra ! Important Bulletin Many men are buying 'black market' Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with ground up Mexican Jumping Beans...
  14. Slipperduke

    Chelsea fans will feel crushed today

    Thanks guys, really glad you liked it! Here's the follow-up: High up near the rafters of the Luzhniki Stadium, as the early morning rain washed away the tears of his expensively assembled superstars, the Super Tsar himself, Roman Abramovich, sat disconsolately wondering what might have been...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. Smiffy

    The Dawn In A New Era...

    Last night's support wasn't just amazing, it was something special. Something that you are unlikely to see anywhere in the world of football today. To support the lads as much as we did at 4 and 5-0 down, quite simply was spine tinglingly overwhelming... The Blue Voice has been pushing for this...
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    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. DTS

    Timeless Foods.

    Both Ben and I are starving so I have sent the useless lump over to the bakery for a cheeky mid-morning sausage roll. It has just dawned upon us that a sausage roll can be eaten at anytime of the day without raising any questions. Eg Its good as a breakfast snack or a late night stroll home...
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    • anytime claimed daw eaten sausage
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    Fabio Capello

    David Beckham’s long wait for a century of England caps should finally come to an end in Paris tonight, thus bringing to an end the tedious and never-ending speculation over his future. Beckham has been a fine ambassador for the nation and deserves this great honour, but England must move on and...
  18. Slipperduke

    Worst FA Cup? I think not

    Monday morning was like a scene from one of those post-apocalyptic movies that usually star Mel Gibson. The old order has been shattered, the new dawn has arrived and the scattered survivors crawl from their bolt-holes to blink in confusion at the much reduced skyline and wonder if things will...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. TrueBlue

    Play UP!!!

    Right gather round people, Today we face a Luton side down on their luck -10 points, lost a decent manager, no new ground and in much financial confusion. BUT WE MUST NOT TAKE ANY PRISONERS... On Thursday a new future for the blues dawned and lets make that dawn turn to morning with a SOLID...
  20. Seaside Sailor

    Lets look to the future

    ok so kevin maher looks like he's gone this has been on and off for months he hasn't played for months. other than daryll he has been our longest serving player, great and i thank him for what he has done, but lets be sensible here, i think we have had a pretty average season and with twelve...
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