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Similies/Metaphors
Seen this before but still makes me chuckle. May have to try to use a few of these in every day life, especially No. 30. 1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer 3...- MrB
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That Sodding Dancing Robot
I wouldn't want anyone to think that I didn't like Transformers. I am of that age. An age where pocket-money was stockpiled and then squandered on curious plastic trinkets with names like Bumblebee, Starscream and Optimus Prime. Look, it's a plane! Look, it's...erm...a robot that...erm...sort of...- Slipperduke
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Forums are made for arguments.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/2807838577_83cbed0126_o.jpg?t=1053139 So cruel, yet so funny!- Dave of the Match
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is south bank hank a poet?
http://www.skegnessstandard.co.uk/letters-to-the-editor/140508--Cruel-coy-carp.4082438.jp- Napster
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No dad dancing!
Probably a thread for thoughs of us who have embarrassed our young sibling on the dancefloor in strutting our funky stuff. In my family its called " no dad dancing" It often happens when the 3rd or 4th pint of kronenberg as started to apply its self fully to the upper brain function and on...- Winkle
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Frank Rijkaard
It's a sign of the times that two teams placed third in their domestic leagues can be led by managers under intense media pressure, but Barcelona's visit to Gelsenkirchen, home of Schalke 04, saw two halves of football that went a long way to explaining why. Frank Rijkaard has come in for...- Slipperduke
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Is it cruel to laugh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8dKPU37CaA I found it hilarious. Sick humour or justified?- BaileytheQuitter
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Poor old Spurs
Juande Ramos' tilt at a third successive UEFA Cup ended in heartbreak at The Philips Stadium when Pascal Chimbonda dragged his spot-kick wide of the goal and sent PSV Eindhoven through by the narrowest of margins. Despite 210 minutes of football, these weary gladiators had to be separated by a...- Slipperduke
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All New Line Up!
It's true! Matt Harrold goes to centre back next to Black. Ok, okay stop yelling! :hilarious: Up front would be Adam & Collis. Yes, yes I know - I haven't forgot the GK - it's Gower, no, no you'll see!?! It will all make sense! :minger: Flavs on the left wing because he kicks it out there...- dashman
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All New Line Up!
It's true! Matt Harrold goes to centre back next to Black. Ok, okay stop yelling! :hilarious: Up front would be Adam & Collis. Yes, yes I know - I haven't forgot the GK - it's Gower, no, no you'll see!?! It will all make sense! :minger: Flavs on the left wing because he kicks it out...- dashman
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Chicken Out
Hi guys, as red blooded football fans I realise I might be flogging a dead horse, but I'm sure as Southend fans we are all well aware of the issues of cruelty.:p I keep chickens myself and am signed up to Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstalls Chicken Out campaign (you may have seen the progs on tv)...- peanut12
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Stupid Women
I once told a secretary that the kebab that you see going round and round at 3am was actually an "Elephant's leg" which she 100% believed. She said "That is just so cruel and wrong....I think I'll have a burger next time instead." We kept it going for a while before one of the other secretaries...- Desert Shrimper
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Sheffield Wednesday - The Shrimper Truth - Pride, passion and cruelty.
If anyone ever doubted SUFC belong in this League they were not at horrible Hillsboro where the pride and passion of the support at the away end was matched on the pitch by a dogged and determined SUFC overcoming disaster to dominate another nasty set of Championship no-ones. Despite gifting...- Rayleigh boy
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Sheffield Wednesday 3 Southend 2
Another game, another defeat. But this was a completely different game to the defeats at Sunderland, when we were simply outclassed by a quality team, and the home game against Palace, where both teams played poorly but Palace snatched victory. We started brightly with Maher releasing Foran...- Yorkshire Blue
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Red Riding Hood - The PC Version
There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered owls and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them. Red Riding Hood lived with a nurture giver whom she sometimes...- Xàbia Shrimper
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How to dump your bird
Some bloke dumped his bird with the aid of a radio station. Quite hillarious, cruel... but worth the listen if you've a spare few minutes http://cupcate.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c2251f58b7549d00d10a7beb598bfa.html- Artfulshrimper
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The fbm view and ratings
HULL HUMBLE HOSTS IN HALLOWEEN HORROR Southend hit rock bottom as they yet again conceded three goals at home to gift fellow strugglers Hull the points on a chilly Halloween evening. In a poor encounter, it was obvious that both sides lacked quality and confidence as the opening exchanges saw...- fbm
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Liverpool vs Arsenal 1987
Littlewoods Cup Final was on ESPN classics last night. What a rare pleasure it was to see hard tackles going in from both teams without the diving, whingeing, free-kicks etc. Both sets of players dusted themselves down and got on with it. In today's game I reckon there would have been a...- * ORM *
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Top 50 film endings
Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...- Napster
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The fbm view
Pre-season friendly results don't mean much. Everyone says so, and even Tillys pre match notes stressed this point. Of course, it's very easy to say this if you win. But whilst the result may be relatively meaningless, I defy anyone to claim that they are not inwardly just a little concerned...- fbm
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