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  1. toellandback

    Friday jokes

    I see MFI are on the brink of collapse.. Very much like the wardrobes I bought from them. --- What do you call lesbians in a field full of dildos? Squatters. --- My father in law handed me a note on my wedding day saying, "Goods delivered are non-returnable." I handed it back and said...
  2. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
    • chadded
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    • afghanistan army bacon bang bombs capital cases ched chief claimed computers cooked cos crisps cycle deed delhi drills eaten engineers exactly explosion fecking hamilton hawking helmand heres hut imo inch intact ish isnt ive joi knowing luxury menu military officer para patrol phones political protein rag religion religious res rmp roadside rounds shared signal signals similar soldier specialists suppor supports tank tents test tinned toilets wasn weapons welfare wish wouldn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Pubs at telford for saturday

    A thread taken from Buckschat for you Pubs within walking distance of The New Bucks Head At the Ground The Learning Centre – Outside the East Terrace, a small bar catering for around 80 people. It has a range of bottled Real Ales, together with draught Lagers etc. and a large screen TV (Sky...
    • gbuck(telford)
    • Thread
    • bitter bottles bra builder chocolate crisps crow crown eating fur junction lagers learning mars meals money oldest pork pubs qui retail sky sports sports titanic town
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Stats

    Cheese, Cheese and More Cheese

    Anyone else watching the programme on BBC1 about the bloke who only eats cheese and crisps? Its had me cracking up at various points. And I thought I was a fussy eater.
  5. Che's Left Foot

    What's your favourite ever half time snack?

    For me, Oldham away a few years back. £3.50 for a burger, pint and crisps meal deal. Bargain!
  6. OldBlueLady

    Eat before you buy

    Following on from the "Disgusting" thread, and hearing a bit of a debate on Essex FM yesterday morning, I wonder what are your feelings on the subject of eating food from your trolley in a supermarket before you've paid for it? So many listeners phoned in and said they regularly give their...
    • OldBlueLady
    • Thread
    • automatically biscuits crisps eating essex following harrison multi packs parenting prepared science stealing supermarket
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. adam3811

    what is the world comming to?

    am sat here watching 15 people, from various backgrounds and most with unusual disabilities etc, roaming around a garden in a tiny house, wearing blue scienctific coats and hair nets licking crisps... have I much dignity left?
  8. Bluetonic

    Vegetarians

    My college are running a £50 competition for the best article for the college magazine. Whilst bored, I emailed them asking for a subject to write about - they replied with an article about 'Veggie Vision', and vegetarianism in general. Here's my effort I've just sent off, safe in the knowledge...
    • Bluetonic
    • Thread
    • ant awareness bacon battery beef boiled cookie crisps divides duck eating enjoyed joi lettuce lifestyle meat oven peoples pond qui recipes refrain suppor support
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Bbc 3.....

    ....seriously what is the point! It is a good channel, good shows! What bothers me is they repeat too often. I watched Family Guy on Monday.....Wednesday they are showng the same episode!!! Same for most Programmes, on the programme. I think ive seen every episode of Two Pints of Larger and a...
  10. Uncle Leo

    Shrimperzone Board Meeting

    All, the co-owners have a board meeting tonight (less grand that it sounds - we'll be in a pub in the City having a couple of beers and some crisps) and whilst we've got plenty of stuff to talk about already, we're open to suggestions. So if you've got any ideas as to how to improve the site...
  11. DTS

    Trapped in my own trousers!

    I had the most unusual experience on my life last night. Went up to Forest with my boss (Larger stakeholder for you Naps) who is a really top bloke. He is a mad Forest fan but was really gracious in defeat. I was thinking of going up my coach and staying at my mate Dom's house in Southend but...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • collapse cos costa crisps didn didnt diesel ell gracious indication ish larger meat metal naps pain potato sausage scissors stairs towels trapped
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. DTS

    Worst School Trip ever.

    Mrs DtS neice is off on a school trip today. This got me thinking back to my school days (Yes I did go to school) and about some of the crap school trips we went on. I think possibly the worst one I ever went on was when I did A-Level Geography - a field trip to Whitby. The trip itself was a...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • accent cos criminal crisps dts easier fours growth industry iron ish itself money pupils recommended rugger script teachers towels wish
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. DTS

    When Acts of Kindness

    Last night I got to London Bridge for my usual 17.52pm back towards Brigthton. As I put my ticket through the barrier and looked up to Platform 9 it turned out to be a total bun fight due to the cancellation of the previous two Brighton bound trains. I took a picture on my mobile phone as...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • ant barrier bound conversation crisps critically croydon daw dts eating fro havent icke ish jabs larger mortgage packing pulled strategy
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Interpol Shrimper

    My Trip to Germany

    I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it will...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • aeroplane airport auntie cas crisps dresses duck eaten foo phone in plaster potato rubbish shoes underpants
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. ldnfatso

    Theo's Holiday!

    By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2 I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does live there, and the grown up's say I cant...
    • ldnfatso
    • Thread
    • aeroplane airport cas crisps dresses duck eaten foo phone in plaster potato rubbish shoes underpants
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Message for Tuesday Night's Poker Players

    Hey all We are looking for a couple of players for a friendly game this Saturday night around 20:15 The buy in is £20.00 and for this you get a 100 chips - its a limit game and they usually last a good few hours... We have 4 players so far... All you need to play is £20.00, some beers and...
    • ph437
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    • crisps
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. KrustyTheKray

    Unbelievable!

    Well done to Tilly and Brush. It still hasn't sunk in yet this morning, i can't believe it!!! I feel so proud of the team!!!       It was just so good to be there, no matter how few of us actually made the trip, i wouldn't have missed it for the world. One of the best days of my life...
    • KrustyTheKray
    • Thread
    • blues crisps didn hasn introduced ripping shrimpers sing southend stripping sufc superb supply suppor tilly trophy wouldn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. pickledseal

    junk food

    I'm sorry but our season is now far from over and I was a little disapointed on a slightly trivial matter on the depressing journey home.... I may have needed a little comfort from a cup of tea and a twix at the services, but I was shocked as to just how much junk food the players...

  19. Walkers Great British dinners crisps.

    I decided to go with something new this lunchtime and went for a bag of Walkers 'great British dinners' roast beef and Yorkshire pudding flavour crisps. They *do* smell and tast of Yorkshire pudding but when the beef flavour kicks in a fraction of a second later it kind of spoils the...
    • Guest
    • Thread
    • ard artificial beef bra ched crisps dinners eating flavour ish products spoils suitable tents
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Leicester City

    Walkers, the sponsors of Leicester City FC, have introduced a new flavour of crisps. They're to be called "Assault and Finger her"
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