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  1. Slipperduke

    Return Of The Old Guard

    How very retro. There was a time when any game between Arsenal and Manchester United was epoch-shaking. They were the two giants of the domestic game, battling out their own private war while the likes of Chelsea, Liverpool and, this'll make you laugh, Newcastle could only look on from the...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • academies battling cos cough currency degree divide divisions dominance economics emirates enthusiastic fallen fernando fur gbp itself liverpool money nicely rack rafael resources respected shift sterling storms transfers youth
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  2. duncan bulgaria

    What should i do ??

    We have a DVD club going at work where by one of us ( cough cough) gets the latest DVD's at very reasonable prices , we all chip in £5 a month between 10 of us , therefore i can purchase around 20 dvds and everyones a winner as for a fiver the swappies go round etc and generalloy goes down well...

  3. Milton Keynes.........oh dear!!

    check out www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news seems the place is struggling with the rapidly rising immigrant population,the report borders on lunacy with somalians demanding to be contacted NOT by phone or letter BUT IN PERSON. this report was in 2007 ....i assume the situation has become far...
    • graysblue
    • Thread
    • acted assume borders collecting cough crimes immigrant keynes milton socks
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. uninsured drivers

    last year in london the old bill captured 14,500 uninsured drivers,however this figure has rocketed to 14,100 in 6 months. the police it appears take the car/van to be crushed or sold on. these figures are in my view the tip of the iceburg,if the force used blanket coverage they would catch...

  5. should adult kids contribute?

    whilst drinking with a few lads the other night,someone mentioned this topic. the blokes in question all have kids in full time employment and from the 5 of us,3 said they charged/made their kids cough up dosh each month whilst the other 2 allowed their kids to pay zilch. i think it makes...

  6. Musical Help!

    Hey fellow Shrimperzoners: For some very bizarre reason I got a song stuck in my head that with the help of t'web I discovered was "Considering A Move To Memphis" By The Colorblind James Experience (random I know). Now I can't get it anywhere, legally or illegally (cough), so I'm wondering if...
  7. chaco27saf

    FAO North American Shrimpers

    I just had a look at Setanta's schedule and the are showing the first leg of the play-off semi live next Friday. So be prepared to have a nasty cough all day next Thursday so your boss doesn't get suspicious when you call in sick on Friday! I imagine the second leg will also be shown live, but...

  8. Foran's season over !

    just seen on OS that the Irish boy wonder ( cough cough ! ) :whistling: will play no further part for Darlo !! The injury ???? A groin strain ! Got my devious side wondering if any of the Darlington's players wives could throw any light on how and when the injury was sustained ??;)
  9. The Big Shrimp

    Season Tickets & Play Offs

    If/when we make the play offs, do our Season Tickets cover the home game leg, or do we have to cough up for the extra League game?

  10. Wednesday afternoon Indie Club spectacular

    A special shout out to the Glasgow crew innit...make some noise... *cough* Ahem.... a special request for Glasgow, and who's to say I don't please the fans :) Echobelly with the quite glorious Sonia Aurora Madan, with King Of The Kerb.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XquIZi8AIg8

  11. Quote of the day

    Leon's in the Echo - "We want a response and we want to be back in the top two because we feel that's where we belong in this league." yep - looks like Tilson getting the players heads right - ambitious and up for it - big game SATURDAY - come on Leon you love it by the sea - come on RM cough...

  12. Angry.

    Well, I am sitting the BA lounge waiting for my return flight to Sao Paulo absolutely fuming after the antics of two brothers CSJ and TMWLT. As some of you may or may not know one of my hobbies is playing the drums in a band called the "British Bulldogs", we play at the Irish pubs in Sao Paulo...
  13. DTS

    Does anyone really buy top shelve mags anymore?

    Walking into work today got collared by Anna our new bird. She had a sore throat so we walked to the newsagents to get her some cough sweets. I waited outside as didnt want anything. As I was outside I noticed the shop had no word of a lie about 200 various jazz mag titles. Now personally...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • cough didn didnt spread sweets
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. * ORM *

    * Cough *

    Atchoo ! Atchoo ! :eek: :eek:
  15. ashingdon-shrimper

    threat from the bench??

    non exsistant, 3-0 so lets bring on lee bradbury cough cough because he can change a game. not over yet we can do it :)

  16. OMG - This is just wrong...

    An online tv site that actually works shock? URL edited Hmm, set the Country to USA and check out the cough "erotic channels" cough! Post your findings guys!
  17. Interpol Shrimper

    New rise in Airport Taxes

    BBC News linky This has been all over the news all weekend, what are people's thoughts?  I personally think it's another example of rip-off Britain.  Why should I be penalised as I have 3 flights booked months in advance and now be told unless you cough up the extra tax, you can't fly? Surely...
  18. Napster

    Roy McDonough

    "Which professional footballer in the English league has been sent off the most times?" asked Walid El-Saleh, back in the day. "I think it was Roy McDonough. If it wasn't him, how close was he to the record?" You think right, Walid. As a player, Roy "Donut&quot...
  19. palexander

    Boxing

    Getting back into boxing after constant badgering from my mate! The division to watch is Ricky Hatton's lightweight division. After the classic Hatton v Tszyu fight from a few weeks ago, I watched Gatti v 'Pretty Boy' Floyd Mayweather on Saturday. Great performance from Floyd...
    • palexander
    • Thread
    • ant ched connect cough lightweight rounds suppor support unknown
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. BREAKING NEWS

    The whole SOUTHEND 1st team have been struck down by this BIRD FLU academic. Looks like it takes at least a month to recover!!! Here is some information about the bird flu: WHAT IS IT: A form of influenza believed to strike all birds, though domestic poultry are believed especially...
    • sufc_stu
    • Thread
    • academic cases cough disease especially hirst hong humans kong muscle nam netherlands rate recover scientists southend spread thailand trigger
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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