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  1. Kent Shrimper

    SUFC exiles WembleyT-Shirt

    With Wembley a few weeks away the SUFC exiles have produced a commemorative limited edition t-shirt. As with the exiles mug all profit go towards player sponsorship. The t-shirt is £10 plus £3 1st class p&p, for uk deliverys. These, like the sufc exile mugs can be shipped worldwide, please...
  2. Cricko

    Round 1 Heat 14

    Heat 14 is the battle between, Fearne Cotton - marvel315 V Kaley Cuoco - Mr Gilbo Pictures and votes please guy's.
  3. Cricko

    Draws and Results.

    Battles will start next Tuesday the 23rd. Sort your pictures boys. Scarlett Johansson - adwebb16 V Christina Hendricks- Rusty Rosie Huntington Whiteley - Kent shrimper V Katy Perry - Hazey Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto V Zooey Deschanel - Drastic Sturgeon Caterina Murino - Flinty V Anne Hathaway...
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    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Uncle Leo

    T-Shirts for summer and front page link

    All, with warmer weather around the corner,just a little reminder about our affiliate deal with t-shirt providers Cult Zeros. For those not aware, Cult Zeros produce bespoke t-shirts where you can choose a picture of almost any player and then put whatever message you like below it. The...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  5. Have the entire readership of FHM gone mad

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100429/ten-cheryl-named-world-s-sexiest-woman-5f8abb3.html Cheryl Cole sexiest woman in the world ?? Did Jolie die in the last month ? Salma Hiake imploded ?? Fern Cotton fall apart ( i list these in order of irony and just being better looking ) Lauren Lavern no...

  6. Frankie Sandford vs Fearne Cotton

    First tie of the Totty Cup, brought to you by me as Glasgow hasn't paid his Interweb bills as usual..... So our first tie of this esteemed competition brings... Frankie Sandford (Pringlejon) vs Fearne Cotton (marvel315)
  7. Interpol Shrimper

    Draw & general discussion thread

    Right then folks here goes, the draw for Round One of the 2010 Totty Cup: - Monday 1 February Frankie Sandford - Pringlejon vs Fearne Cotton - marvel315 Lauren Laverne - Libertine vs Danielle Lloyd - Dave The Shrimper Tuesday 2 February Lucy Becker - Martin Carruthers vs Bridgit the Midget -...
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    • Replies: 88
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Hotman

    how to get laid

    buy one of these http://www.amazon.com/Three-Official-T-Shirt-Cotton-Sleeve/dp/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

  9. Hope Bristol Rovers aren't very tall.

    Against Leeds we probably had the shortest team ever to play for Southend. Hope Brissie don't cotton on to this and take advantage like Leeds did. Two taller full backs would help for a start.
  10. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Ray Mears knows bugger all!!!!!

    Most have seen the clip with old chubby Ray Mears rubbing 2 sticks together to make fire........ What a novice, if he had taken Chemistry at School instead of Biology, he would have known that you only need 1 x Potato 2 x Tooth Picks 2 x pieces of wire half a teaspoon of salt, a squeeze if...
  11. Yorkshire Blue

    NZ v Eng, 20:20

    Comfortable win for England. KP looked a class apart. My MoM McCullum for inserting England on a good pitch. The ball was darting about in the second innings under lights, with Sideshow in particular bowling well. Mascarenhas will probably get the plaudits for slogging Jeetan Patel for 4...
  12. J

    One of the best Night's For England International Football?

    Well? On One hand, i think this is one of the best possible things that has happened to england, and the fa. For once, these ****s, who are overpriced, over sexed, molly coddled, **** takers, who are not fit to wear the shirt, may finally think to themselves what a shower of **** they are...
  13. South Bank Hank

    Totty Cup 2 - DRAW

    Going into the hat this morning are: Rachel Stevens after her comprehensive 5-3 victory over Beyonce Knowles. Jessica Alba who came from behind in a tight, pulsating affair with Maria Sharapova to sneak through on the away goals rule. Anne Hathaway after dispatching Lillia Kopylova, scoring...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. South Bank Hank

    Totty Cup 1 - Morning Round-Up

    Cuthbert 4 Pinder 5 (Extra-time being played) A real ding-dong battle with Pinder taking the early lead, only for Cuthbert to come from behind and sneak ahead herself. Excellent mid-riff display from Cuthbert, but Pinder seems to have too much for her up top. Currently 5-4 to Pinder in extra...
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    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. South Bank Hank

    Totty Cup 1 - Cotton versus Downes

    SZ Totty Cup Round 1 Action Voting closes at 9.00am tomorrow morning. In Round 1 of the competition, Fearne Cotton (sponsored by GlasgowSUFC) is paired with Katie Downes (sponsored by Greenelk). Post your pictures, arguments, support and loathing. If both contenders are evenly matched, let...

  16. I'm very scared.

    http://www.echo-news.co.uk/sport/theblues/display.var.1782054.0.from_striker_to_stopper.php Let's wrap Big Steve up in cotton wool from now on.
  17. NZamba Legend

    Pauline Fowler's Ashes- Effects on New Season

    Last night on Eastenders, it was agreed between Dot Cotton and Ian Beale that the late Pauline Fowler's ashes are to be sprinkled on the beach at Southend. This was due to the fact that the resort was once Pauline and Arthur's favoured destination for a cockney knees up and/ or quiet romantic...

  18. Best generation to be born in

    With the ? and ? game going on it's reminded me how great it was to be a kid in the 1970's (Star Wars, Chopper Bikes, Bagpuss etc) and 1980's (ZX Spectrums / C64's, Grange Hill, The Young Ones, The Smiths, Roses etc) and a 20 something in the 1990s... Has there ever been a better time to be...

  19. The story of Rindercella

    This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. March 31st+The Abolition Of The Slave Trade

    Greetings to all at Southend. You may or may not know that you will be meeting us, and us been Hull City, in the middle of our city's 'Bicentenary Of The Abolition Of The Slave Trade Act', celebrations. In which, as I'm sure, due to much recent publicity, you will already be aware that, x Hull...
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    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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