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  1. Get Stuffed Cooking programme

    Does anyone remember Get Stuffed the cooking programme that used to be on late when you got back from the pub...kind of student cooking style format??
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • cooking
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. DTS

    Student Jobs and jobs you got knocked from as a student.

    Following on from a thread about student jobs I was wondering what fun jobs everyone had as a student. As a student I applied to be a meeter and greeter at the Disney Store at Gatwick but I was turned down as I didnt have the relevant experience?? I worked mainly in a old people home doing...
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    • applied cooking didn didnt disney following foo jobs sports
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. C C Csiders

    The impact of lifestyle on health and fitness

    I noticed another example of the impact of the sedantry lifestyles many of us now live last night. I was 'cooking' a microwave dinner, and the initial instruction was cook for 4 minutes. The instruction went on: peel back lid, and stir. Recover. Now personally, I didn't find that too taxing a...
  4. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Nigella Dilemma

    Her cooking show is on BBC2 at the moment and normally I wouldn't have given it a second glance, but just happened to have stalled on the channel and i have to say, I'm in a big dilemma here. Whilst finding her reasonably attractive, I can't decide what I'd rather do... Bend her over, or...
  6. DTS

    Strangest place you have met a bird.

    When I was at college as Dad of DtS is a cold and heartless ******* I had to work over the weekends to pay for my own beer money. How child line didn't get involved I will never know but there you go. Most of my mates worked at Tesco's but that was too far for me to walk so i got a job as a...
    • DTS
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    • alice cooking didn didnt dishes dts gest money peoples suprise
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Mad Cyril

    Kids jobs.

    When I was 17 I used to get paid £80 for 12 hours kitchen work (cooking for nuns and old people) at Nazareth House back in 1990. At the time this was more than enough to keep me in fags, booze, Rebel MC records and explosive fibres sweatsuits. It virtually doubled the income I received as a...
    • Mad Cyril
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    • booze cooking fags jobs qui stealing towels uns
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. KrustyTheKray

    Good tip to clean really dirty pots and pans

    Cook rhubarb in it, then wash it up. Simple. Watched come dine with me this afternoon, and that Aggie from how clean is your house was on there. She was cooking stewed rhubarb, and she said about the acidity in rhubarb makes for an excellent cleaner. Just so happens we had some rhubarb in...
  9. Slipperduke

    Surprisingly accurate personality test

    http://www.animalinyou.com/survey.asp When I worked at The Independent we used this personality test on ten people in the office and it was pretty much spot-on in every case. It only asks a handful of questions, so God knows how it works. Anywhere, here's me. I'm a rooster! Roosters are...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Sunday Roast Veg.

    Imagine the scenario if you will. Che Wilson is cooking you a nice roast dinner this weekend. Billy Painter is also coming over. Che gives you the choice of any three veg that you want - But what will you go for. My choice would be in no order * Parsnips * Sweetcorn * Sprouts. Ben in my...
    • DTS
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    • cooking pain pars
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. * ORM *

    Billy Sharp Signs !

    First one of 2007  
  12. Shrimpergonzo

    Just cheered myself up by watching...

    Seeing as the 2005/06 isn't out yet, I stuck on part of the Lg2 play-off season whilst cooking the family meal (Millenium Man that I am!). Started in this current month of October, with a dreadful away defeat 4-0 at Darlo. Followed up by Boston 2-1 at home (remember Tes the cat after Daryl...
  13. Davros

    BBQ Season

    Just got this as an email... > >After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up > >to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your > >memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the > >only type of...
    • Davros
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    • ant bbq cooking cutlery dishes eating ell enjoyed following hanks lou meat outdoor salad tray
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Matt the Shrimp

    Family Fortunes

    The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes"         Name something a blind person might use - a sword     Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon.     Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell     Name an occupation where you need a torch - A...
    • Matt the Shrimp
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    • bath bathroom bon cooking cowboy engine following moon topping torch walls
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. sufcintheprem

    Announcement from SAFE

    SAFE would like to confirm that they have not received any requests for permision to speak to Eastwood and categorically deny any transfer speculation regarding Fredy Eastwood's future at the club and, indeed, with SAFE. In light of the speculation, SAFE have held talks with Delia Smith and...
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    • cooking deed eastwood featuring issued oven refunds rendering shirt southend southend united southendunited
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  16. Congratulations

    I would like to thank my mum for cooking my dinner on/off for the past 27 years 3 months and 25 days congrats mum

  17. Wednesday joke

    Did you hear Simon Weston has wrote a new cooking book? 100 ways to fry your chops... Simon Weston has just broken up with the missus.... He says the kids look nothing like him. Boom boom.
  18. Napster

    First femal referee

    Albion boss' rap for woman ref Albion Rovers manager Peter Hetherston could be in hot water after making a sexist attack on Scotland's first women referee. He felt Morag Pirie should have "been at home cooking" and not running the line in his side's Third Division 1-0...
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    • cooking filed foo football ish rate wasn
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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