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  1. David Ginola

    Has had a quadruple heart bypass...recovering well. Always one of my favourite non SUFC players......I'd blame that on all the butter in French cooking!
  2. RobM

    Ten pounds a week for food?

    I saw in the media that It's possible to feed oneself for a week for just £10. So I though OK, let's have a try. The rule is - you can only use the real basic stuff from your own cupboards e.g. cooking oil, butter, salt, vinegar and so on. OK so here's my provision (and indeed provisional)...
    • RobM
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    • cooking deed oil oneself potatoes salmon
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. DTS

    Question Your least favourite Southend XI (not based on ability)

    Same as the other thread but a side you hated. Had to go 4-3-3 as hated so many attackers GK - Mark Prudhoe - Northern, fat, useless - what was to like DF - Martyn Booty - Long ball merchant, useless, slow....ugh DF - Dave Morley - Committed but tolilet. As bad upfront as he was at the back DF...
    • DTS
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    • blues cooking didn english football english soccer essex football faul football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league peter gilbert real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football worker
    • Replies: 50
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. C C Csiders

    Health and Safety Gone Mad

    To use that good old Daily Mail expression this is Health and Safety Gone Mad. I am halfway through cooking a microwave curry. I put it on full power for four minutes, and the instructions say peel back film lid, stir and recover. I didn't think it was that much of an exertion to be honest, but...
  5. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Buying a boat advice

    I am going to buy a boat this spring/summer and would like some advice regarding pitfalls etc etc. Budget will be around £7,000 to £10,000 Purpose is predominately fishing but if i can get a boat with sleeping, cooking and toilet facilities that I could maybe spend a weekend or even week on...
  6. Davros

    Oven Repair

    Does anyone know anyone or could recommend anyone that does repairs on Electric Ovens? The power tripped when i was cooking the other day, and now the oven doesnt heat, although the grill still works (as does the fan), so at least the whole thing isn't buggered, which i guess means that a...
    • Davros
    • Thread
    • complex cooking doesnt oven
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. fbm

    Easy and simple recipes

    Guys (and Gals), My partner Dawn and I both love cooking and frequently get asked for our recipes. We have therefore decided to launch a food and recipe blog called The MaD Cookbook which we intend to update weekly. The link is here - http://themadcookbook.blogspot.co.uk/ and please feel...
    • fbm
    • Thread
    • cooking daw ish recipes
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. OldBlueLady

    Turkey leftovers

    Ok, so having bought (for the first time) a Turkey butterfly joint for Christmas, I'm struggling with ideas for the considerable leftovers. So far have made up a turkey pasta/stroganoff type dish and a turkey curry, 4 pots of each for the freezer, still got quite a lot left so am appealing for...
  9. DTS

    DtS cooking corner (Coddled Pork)

    Ladies and Gentlemen Tonight Mrs DtS is in for a treat. As she has been out all day I am doing dinner. Now being the busy IFA that I am I cant be spending hours cooking so I am doing an easy dish. As I know as least two people have tried DtS Cooking Corner reciepes in the past I thought I might...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • bacon coddled coloured cooked cooking dts ifa pork potatoes rea remove tender
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. pickledseal

    Monkey Tennis / Ghost Hunting with The Only Way is Essex

    Seeing the second of the two programmes in the title of the thread advertised on ITV2, I was reminded of a scene from Alan Partridge which (I've just found out spurred the phrase in the first part of the thread title). "In one scene the eponymous character of Partridge, a failed chat show...
  11. Benfleet A1

    The mongol rally 2012

    Well I had intended on leaving this until nearer the time but things have moved on a little quicker than expected so here goes. Several years ago I was being all funky and surfing the net when I happened across an web site called TheAdventurists. Through my drunken haze I read about a totally...
    • Benfleet A1
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    • abuses axes bon borders brough citroen cooking desert diabetes dru engine funky gems gove hanks kia knackered ley money oil parts prime quicker raped rate reserved rounds scissors shrimperzone stronger suffering support threatened ticks topping visual zealous
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. TrueBlue

    Stalker

    I am being stalked on Match.com by this sexy little number ..... Now seriously lads shes stalking me saying she is going to come meet me and everything - now I am kinda up for plating it but I will need a good drink first and I am scared I might break it in half! Plus she likes big...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • cooking music professor seeks teacher theatre
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. South Bank Hank

    SUFC Autobiographies???

    With our stunning progress on the pitch of late, surely many of our players will be looking to follow the likes of Rooney and Owen by cashing-in with tell-all dossiers. Perhaps the Zoners might like to suggest a couple of titles to help them in their new careers... Here's a few to get us...
  14. DTS

    DtS cooking corner (Blackened Cod)

    Ladies and Gentlemen, After a lot of encouragement (from OBL) and as a special birthday tribute to OBL all be it a little late please welcome the return of DtS cooking corner. All of the dishes in DtS cooking corner is dishes that I am cooking for Mrs DtS at the moment so I dont put it on here...
    • DTS
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    • arrange biz cas cheapest cooking dishes dts gentlemen mix ski supermarket
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Question Does My Housemate Have a Vagina?

    This morning, I started to question my housemates manliness for the first time... Got up this morning with no work so thought I'd make myself a quick bacon sarnie while listening to Sky Sports News before getting to the gym. I left the kitchen door open so I could hear about Dean Ashton finally...
  16. * ORM *

    Which match should I watch ?

    Just seen Liv - Man City while cooking myself a nice fry up (I believe I deserved it after a game of six a side) sausages, eggs, mushrooms, bacon and beans Choices are Sunderland - Arsenal, Chelsea - Wolves (well that's out of the running), Birmingham - Fulham or Burnley - Villa. Alternatively...
  17. pringlejon

    On the subject of cooking...

    Can i replace cream cheese in a recipe with mascarpone...making a cheesecake and the mascarpone is on offer. anyone any idea whether this will work?
  18. davewebbsbrain

    Your cooking speciality

    The toastie thread had me thinking: What meal/snack do you cook really well. I make a mean Shepherds Pie, mainly because I copied my mum's recipe. What really stands out is my Bacon sarnies. Fresh bread from a bakers, butter and properly fried Bacon with Tommy sauce. My mate used to stay...
  19. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Oil Spillage recommendations.

    Not sure if anyone has ever had to deal with an oil spillage in a pond before? Approximately 3 liters of cooking/vegetable oil has been decanted in to my garden pond and i am desperately trying to fix the problem. I am currently overflowing the pond to try and sift of the oil as it obviously...
  20. canveyshrimper

    A woman writes to IT Tech Support

    A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0...
    • canveyshrimper
    • Thread
    • automatically boyfriend cooking installed money package resources stalled support
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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