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Seats for Carlisle
2 available at £30 petrol contribution per head if anyone is interested. There MIGHT be a third seat available but we won't know about this one until Friday afternoon. We travel up in a comfortable People Carrier, leave early and get cooked breakfast somewhere on the way. We also pick up and...- Medway Blue
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- cooked icke ickets somewhere
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Love puffs!
Me and the missus have a bit of a running battle when it comes to " love puffs" She simply will not admit that from time to time the healthy veggie eating that she proclaims gives her a healthy colon can sometimes result in ..... A bit of flatulence. Poor Monty usually gets blamed for this...- Winkle
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- ard bang cooked eating formality veggie
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Dave's cooking corner -Week Three.
Morning All, Week three of the niche post that is Dave's cooking corner. Past weeks we have had the delights of Dave's Oven Rissotto and Gnocchi Pie.....This week is... SHERRY PRAWNS WITH CHORIZO Difficulty level = Easy Cookng time = 10 Mins INGREDIENTS * Two table spoons of Olive Oil *...- DTS
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- chilli cooked cooker cooking oven spoons tents
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Dave's cooking corner -Week Two.
Morning All, After the relative sucess of last weeks Dave's easy cooking to impress the Mrs or bag the local bike please find enclosed week two's efforts. Gnocchi Grill Pie. INGREDIENTS * Pack of Gnocchi (Enough for two people) * Pack of Meatballs (You can buy meatballs pre-made in most...- DTS
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- cooked cooking cos ive mix oil qui relative spread supermarkets tents tin
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Dave's cooking corner -Week One.
Right lads, Now MK Shrimper is back with his Mrs and with a number of you having dating related issues of late I have decided to pass on my skills as a master swordsmen onto you all. The key I think is to cook for your partner to be. In the new series Dave's cooking corner (Part one probably...- DTS
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- cherry cooked cooking fur gas liquid oven qui tender
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Dressing gowns!
My lady is a bit - well, posh. Recently I went to see her and she cooked a wonderful meal and apologised for not having ironed the tablecloth - that's swish in my book. Anyway I get moaned at (nicely) for not having a dressing gown! They sem a bit poncey to me, I really can't see the point of...- RobM
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- cooked dressed gown nicely sem
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My team!
Ok, Ok, i'll admit it, i have been a little bit coy about my team over the past season or so, so i thought i would come clean as i need some advice about what to do next! First up, my WK who is (well, will be!) handy with the stick in his hand! Craig Browne - 18 yo, BT Rating=26,455 Stamina...- The General
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- cooked curtis especially importance rate remarkable spin spinner superb
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- Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
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Good tip to clean really dirty pots and pans
Cook rhubarb in it, then wash it up. Simple. Watched come dine with me this afternoon, and that Aggie from how clean is your house was on there. She was cooking stewed rhubarb, and she said about the acidity in rhubarb makes for an excellent cleaner. Just so happens we had some rhubarb in...- KrustyTheKray
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- ched cooked cooking exactly pres sparkling
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Is breakfast in bed really a treat?
Ben from work is tonight off to his birds works summer ball at some poncey hotel somewhere. He today claimed that as its all free he is going to make the most of it by having "Breakfast in bed" off the back of her company. Now I personally think a cooked breakfast in bed is pretty rough for...- DTS
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- brough claimed cooked eating following manors pile somewhere
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The (Very Long) Diary of a Happy Fan
Tuesday 3rd - Just come back from the pub, nice chat with Ron Mack, told him that I couldn't afford any more trips to watch the Blues this season, especially as out of 5 trips I had managed 2 draws and 3 defeats. Friday 6th - Incredible, just told my son that I hoped we wouldn't give away an...- A Century United
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- afford ant bear continued cooked cos deer didn eastwood eating especially firms folk fortune ful fur grab hall hamilton incredible keefmoon lose mistakes money naturally piers piggy poorly posted pres reminisce reminiscent rolling roots signals singing slagging stopped suppor support tear toilets voice wallet wouldn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Valentine's Day
I wrote this three years ago and I still stand by it. Welcome to my least favourite day of the year. I f**king hate Valentine’s Day, corporate bull**** Hallmark-invented ****. If you love someone, you should treat them like the god or goddess they are every ****ing day of the year, not...- Slipperduke
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- bra cas cooked cracks ell greetings hanks ive mis papering rea souls stress vale
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Spread Eagle Thai Food
May I just say that the Thai food in the spread is a must have, cooked superbly just what you need with a pint is a slice of pork on toast! or some chicken wings! Me and CS J give it top marks and we know that Seb Weetabix has plans to kidnap the cheff so that he can cook for him every...- TrueBlue
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- cooked pork spread thai wings
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Best away day pub.
Regardless of the weather, result or place - Nothing beats a good booze up with my fellow Blues. Bit of atmosphere , a few pints and a few decent pubs. My three personal favs both relate back to the crappy days off the div 2 when we were awful. They are as follows * The Revolution @...- DTS
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- atmosphere booze cooked favs pubs
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...- MrB
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- airplane artificial axes bacon bang brough burn chess chuck cooked deaths didn disease divide ead ennis flash following foo fox hidden includes itself jackie joker lifting mode ranger ripper spelling stripper substance texas throws toys womb
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Best Doner Kebab?
I watched a program last night that had a feature on how doner kebabs are made. I now can't stop thinking about them so the question is who does the best Doners in the area? I can't remember the last decent one I had in the area. I used to live Rusholme in Manchester and the doners...- Mad Cyril
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- ched cooked salad
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A good Saturday all round!
Wet Spam...lost! Orient....lost! Col Ewe...Lost! And even better, I cooked a magnificent Thai lobster curry - even the rice was fluffy and nice! Gave Octane the Cat some lobster as well - she couldn't believe her luck!- RobM.
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- cooked thai
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Great Homer Simpson lines
Found these elsewhere and I thought some us might be in need of a laugh. Homer: 'Ah, God , my favourite fictional character Homer: Where's the Duff, Marge? Marge: We're all out, Homer. Would you like a fruit juice? Homer: Don't toy with me woman! Homer : Well, he's...- Andy_S
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- bacon batman bullies computers cooked cos didn didnt dru fictional ist ive lose money sing town toy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar