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  1. Traditions on Christmas Eve

    Morning all, I was just having a chat with one of my colleagues and we were talking about what traditions we do on Christmas eve. We normally accumulate a lot of chocolate, nuts, biscuits etc. for a table which we cannot touch before Christmas eve. I also watch the following films without...
  2. Mad Cyril

    Dangerous drinks?

    I woke up with a mild hangover so purchased a can of Monster Ripper to accompany my cooked breakfast from the company canteen.I I spilled a bit when I opened the can and decided to cleat it up when I had finished eating. When I wiped it up five minutes later I noticed the spill had dissolved...
  3. ms brush

    Bilel Mohsni - lovely article in the Echo

    Well, as some of us thought earlier in the season when it looked like he had cooked his goose, it seems as though the late start to his professional career and being away from home have contributed to some of Bil's antics this season...
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    • bil bilel bilel mohsni blues cooked english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two mohsni npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Best cooked breakfast in the region.

    Any recommendations? Please no nominations for The Arches. Anyone who pays seven sheets for a fry up is a mug.
    • Rudi Luftwaffe
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    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. DTS

    DtS cooking corner (Coddled Pork)

    Ladies and Gentlemen Tonight Mrs DtS is in for a treat. As she has been out all day I am doing dinner. Now being the busy IFA that I am I cant be spending hours cooking so I am doing an easy dish. As I know as least two people have tried DtS Cooking Corner reciepes in the past I thought I might...
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    • bacon coddled coloured cooked cooking dts ifa pork potatoes rea remove tender
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Benfleet A1

    A Pig 36 Hours

    We all get them, we all have those days when you wish you could turn back the clock and stay in bed but where would be the fun in that. I knew it was coming because I had prior warning that there was no cover for sunday night and I had already been asked to help out. Not a major problem, I...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. TrueBlue

    Forget all the other threads

    I am hungover need cooked breakfast so somebody get round here and cook it pm me for address

  8. Sunday nights league cup quiz.

    Just a reminder that the quiz cup starts on sunday 8pm this week but i may move it to 7 pm next week. Multi choice answers so everyone will have a chance,yes even the teachers amoungst us. Chicken in a basket at half time is free(as long as its cooked by your...
  9. DTS

    Do blokes ever befriend women purely for Friendship.

    Last saturday after getting back from the game of the century (Southend vs Oldham) I was expecting a night at home with the Mrs and maybe some good home cooked food. When I got home it became apparant this would not be the case as she had three of her best friends over. Not an issue always nice...
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    • cooked easier jewish ski
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. davewebbsbrain

    Your cooking speciality

    The toastie thread had me thinking: What meal/snack do you cook really well. I make a mean Shepherds Pie, mainly because I copied my mum's recipe. What really stands out is my Bacon sarnies. Fresh bread from a bakers, butter and properly fried Bacon with Tommy sauce. My mate used to stay...
  11. DTS

    Question Who does the food shopping in your house.

    Lads, I am at a crossroads. Mrs DtS and I have until recently done the food shopping as a joint effort. We rarely go and do a massive shop rather we go once a week and get stuff for the week. However it has come to my attention that if Mrs DtS goes on her own that we come back with so much...
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    • arguement cheeses cooked dts following meals meat money peppers types
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. DTS

    Question Wedding day dilemas - Am I being out of order.

    Mrs DtS and I are quite frankly at loggerheads. The wedding of the decade - no sorry century is now just 5 weeks and 3 days away. All appears to be done except the fact I have no ring, suit or speech but hey plenty of time. About six months ago we went to see my good friend and SZ poster (And...
    • DTS
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    • chef chickens cooked cooking dts flooding hasn havent holly menu qui saucy seperate suitable wild
    • Replies: 42
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. DTS

    Is it pikey to eat food in a supermarket before you have paid for it.

    Decided to treat Mrs DtS to a nice home cooked meal last night. Went to my local branch of Sainsburys and decided to purchase my produce (Some Squid, Salad and Fizzy Water for those of you that are interested). As I was in there I noticed a woman who was a larger lady and nature had not been...
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    • beast bra brough cooked dts eaten larger rea salad supermarket
    • Replies: 69
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. BaileytheQuitter

    Bolognese

    Does anyone else thing Bolognese is actually nice when its cold/warm rather than just been cooked piping hot. I love it next day in a bit of french stick. Lovely!
  15. Davros

    Scientific food help...

    I asked the question at work if food is healthier for you if its hot or cold? My collegue says it wont make a difference? Is he right?? For example, if i had just cooked a chicken, and ate it hot, is that healthier or less healthy than if i let it cool down, stick it in the fridge, and have...
  16. Thorpe Groyney

    That New Bird On Countdown

    She's a bit of a sort isn't she. Nice, slim, blonde, knows her stuff, and isn't full of herself. Jugs a little bit disappointing but, as Alan Partridge commented on his girlfriend's cooked full English breakfast "Overall, a very good effort, 7 on 10. Let's make love." Jeff Stelling has taken...

  17. Christmas injuries.

    Up at 7.30 no probs,presents opened and put together no probs.Big dinner cooked and eaten no probs,start pudding and open a bottle of champers at the table,cork explodes upwards hits the ceiling and hits my four yr old on the hand,much crying,much pain,oopps bad daddy. Any over accidents on the...
  18. chadded

    The 'Stan

    First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    The Stiffs at Ipswich

    Well, not a patch on the 5-4 game last year and in many ways it was all a bit tame. They scored either side of the half time break, the second being from the spot after Lokando was sent off (deservedly really, though as it was only the stiffs the ref could maybe have bben lenient as it then...
  20. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Trout......what to do

    Neighbour has just brought me round a lovely looking Brown Trout, think i will cook it tonight, i have cooked quite a few different recipes in the past with Trout but can not decide what to do with it.....Grill, fry, bake....Dilema dilema. Any suggestions???
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