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  1. Thorpe Groyney

    All Star Superslam Wrestling

    Oh yes, grip and grapple fans, I'm taking Chipper to the wrestling tomorrow at the Towngate, where we've been promised a Britain v Hollywood Once And For All Showdown. This is much more like the wrestling we knew and loved. Smoky town halls, grannies with their brollies, bloated middle aged...
  2. Slipperduke

    Titus Astonished Us

    Every now and then, in a pressbox crammed with bitter, cynical old journalists, there is a frisson of excitement. Something wonderful ripples up and down the rows of greying, over-weight hacks, a buzz to make them believe in magic again. Usually its source is a young starlet like Jack Wilshere...
  3. CC51DAS

    A timely warning on the shocking risks of inbreeding

    Health & Wellbeing from The Independent Inbreeding 'causing rise in birth defects' </EM> By Paul Rodgers Sunday, 10 February 2008 Inbreeding in North East Essex is causing a surge in birth defects, environment minister Phil Woolas warned last night. Mr Woolas described the...
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    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. Paul Brush

    seeing the improved "condition" of Mark Gower at Swansea (i.e. seriously fit) and given the lack of inspiration (more long balls from SUFC) and increasing number of on pitch fiascos (short corners, set pieces) do you think Brushy needs to brush up on his coaching methods ..... lets not brush...
  5. M@CC@ 16

    Pitch

    Don't know how much of the pitch is cleared at the moment but Tilly should get all the lads in to the ground for an early training session, so we can get used to the pitch condition more than scunthorpe.

  6. Cello Scrotum

    Enjoyed this article on the BBC web site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7853564.stm In particular: A top doctor has admitted her part in hoodwinking a leading medical journal after inventing a medical condition called "cello scrotum". Elaine Murphy - now Baroness Murphy - dreamt up...
    • A Century United
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. toellandback

    Your top three greatest love songs

    Listening to the radio at work and it has set me thinking, what are the greatest love songs..... ever. They can be cheesey, corny whatever you want, the only condition is that they must make you smile
  8. South Bank Hank

    Chelsea Tickets for sale on the Zone and the SZ rules

    The issue of selling Chelsea tickets has been raised recently. While we have a longstanding policy of no-selling on the Zone, for various reasons we think it sensible to allow tickets for this one match to be offered to users on here if the seller can not use them. To avoid touting, there's one...
  9. Slipperduke

    Arsenal Still Not Very Good

    Arsenal are the architects of their own problems sometimes. Their failure to secure top spot in Group G can be attributed directly to their inability to beat a woeful Fenerbahce side at The Emirates earlier in the campaign. That traditional tale of misplaced opportunities and wasted dominance...
    • Slipperduke
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Miracle cure for Eczema??

    Occasionally i suffer with mild Eczema and wondered if anyone else has this skin condition and maybe has any miracle cures or suggestions of what triggers it of or makes it worse??
  11. Davros

    Question The Flight debate..

    Away from the issue of the credit crunch, there is another burning debate that i feel can be ignited on the SZ front... With airline charging more and more for add on's, is it about time a persons weight should be considered when booking a flight? I understand this is an area, which in todays...
    • Davros
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    • airline charging condition darn peoples poxy touched
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Firestorm

    A Dad on the scrounge

    I know this is a bit of a cheek but my daughter is planning to go to Morroco next year to do a Charity Challenge , helping them construct a Community Center that will be used as a primary school in the day time and as a community center in the evening. At the same time they hope there will be...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Mick Channon in serious Car Crash

    He is in serious condition in hospital following a car crash
  14. CC51DAS

    Inbreds feature in BBC documentary

    INBREDS PLAGUED BY DISEASE Colchester United fans are suffering from genetic diseases following years of inbreeding, an investigation has found. A BBC documentary says they are suffering acute problems because incest is emphasised over health when breeding. The programme shows Colchester...
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    • adds blocks caroline chief competitive condition cookies cos deliberate directory disease epilepsy equivalent eva evans explore features fingers following gardening gene islanders jobs learning leisure ley music physical printable products professor proms recommended science suffering towns welfare
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  15. Mad Cyril

    Paula Radcliffe

    Two Olympics - Zero medals. She knew she wasn't fit, why did she go? Most sensible people take the day off work if they have a hangover or other medical condition that affects their performance so what made her think she could train for a marathon on a fractured leg? Has she any idea how many...
  16. Slipperduke

    Steve McClaren

    I think it's time that I made my peace with Steve McClaren. On Sunday night, sat in The Balcony off Orchard Road, I was asked what I thought of him and it was a full ten minutes of swearing, gesticulating and a little bit of frothing at the mouth before I realised that everyone around me was...
  17. Kenny

    Sir Bobby Robson

    a real shame but it seems to have been on the cards for a while. From the Sun website. ----------- BOBBY ROBSON has won countless battles during a career which has earned him a permanent place in the nation’s hearts. But his latest fight, sadly, will be his last. English football’s favourite...
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  18. Blueshrimper

    Morgan Freeman in serious condition following crash

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7541667.stm In serious condition after car crash. *Edit* Can someone edit the title
  19. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Shower

    How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental...
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    • admire artificial bathroom bedroom condition flash gown hes knob loud oil pile surrounding washing
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Holding hands with a baby

    Don't know if this picture has been posted on Shrimperzone before, but I thought it worth posting. First the background to the story, then scroll down to the picture: Just a fantastic picture, and very thought provoking.
    • A Century United
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    • condition description especially firms posted properly samuel spine versions womb
    • Replies: 50
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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