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  1. Harold Bishop Killer

    Housekeeping Guide - 1955 Style

    Advice from 'Housekeeping Weekly' in 1955. These were the days. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are...
  2. Slipperduke

    Reserve League Play-Off Final

    Liverpool's senior side may not picked up any silverware this year, but on Wednesday night at Anfield, Gary Ablett's reserve team were on hand to show them how it's done. Having won their regional divisional with room to spare, the youngsters were sent out to face Aston Villa's second string for...
  3. The Big Shrimp

    Have Crutches Will Travel - The Big Shrimp In Carlisle

    How do I start about Saturday's trip to Carlisle? I had a great day? Yes, but it barely sufficient to say just that. Superb, brilliant, memorable etc etc, might just about do it justice! Despite loads of people questioning my sanity about doing the long trek to the frozen North (there was even...
  4. Winkle

    No dad dancing!

    Probably a thread for thoughs of us who have embarrassed our young sibling on the dancefloor in strutting our funky stuff. In my family its called " no dad dancing" It often happens when the 3rd or 4th pint of kronenberg as started to apply its self fully to the upper brain function and on...
  5. Slipperduke

    Poor old Spurs

    Juande Ramos' tilt at a third successive UEFA Cup ended in heartbreak at The Philips Stadium when Pascal Chimbonda dragged his spot-kick wide of the goal and sent PSV Eindhoven through by the narrowest of margins. Despite 210 minutes of football, these weary gladiators had to be separated by a...
  6. Kenny

    Cheryl "Cashley" Cole

    Lads, looks like she's gonna need an arm of comfort round her as Cashley has "allegedly" been caught with his pants down http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article725180.ece
  7. Kenny

    Peter Butler

    one of my WHU supporting mates just sent me this over.... Peter Butler Unleashed by iaindale on Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:40 pm I had a long email from former Hammers midfielder Peter Butler this morning explaining what he has been up to since he left West Ham. It's a brilliant and very funny read...
  8. Southminster_Shrimper

    The Bizarre Thread - Stats So Far

    Researched and posted in the bizarre thread by the one and only SUFC_Al... Timed at 03:08pm on Monday 17th December.... 172 posts per day average It's already over half the amount of posts than the Mallets Mallet thread, which has been going since February 2006. 40 unique posters Poster...
  9. Bielzibubz

    Money no object - what car?

    If money and running costs were no concern what car would you go out and buy or order. Personally right now I'd plump for the new Audi A8, stunning car and the best of both worlds. Blistering performance with the comfort and build quality you always get with an Audi. Over to you lot.......
  10. loz

    FC- week 6

    I'll start it off this week. Home to Oliver's XI in a game I should be aiming to win. though i've got a few players down to invigorated, his fitness problems are worse, and I can rest players in comfort on friday as I've got a bot team in the OD league. I've set a dusty pitch, on what are think...
  11. match preview from - Up the Saddle dot com -

    Thursday 18 October 2007 Walsall vs Southend preview exile @ 12:30 pm Thursday 18 October 2007 The Saddlers look to continue their run of good form this weekend at home as they entertain Essex’s finest, Southend Utd. The Shrimpers themselves have their eyes on promotion, a new stadium, selling...
  12. MrB

    OD - Week 4

    This week we line up against the same team that Nick played in his FC game. Unfortunately the match was over in just over a day and they played pretty much a reserve team so no additional fitness issues for them however a couple of their main players seem to be suffering anyway. Will play a...
  13. Winkle

    Are you doing your "Job" for the Money or for the satisfaction?

    I am at a crossroads chaps! After spending the last two monthes training to be something I wasn't doing before, I have woken up to the stark reality that The job I am know employed to do gives me no satisfaction what so ever! I am purely doing it for the Money. Noing this I dont think it wont be...
  14. Letter Quiz

    Thought this might help pass the anxious hours and minutes before the match. Below is a list clues in the form of words or phrases. The answers are one or more letters of the alphabet which sound like a word. For instance, to get you started, the answer to clue 16 (Jealousy) is the word ENVY...
  15. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings - Leicester

    TEN MAN BLUES SNATCH LATE POINT Southend battled against all odds to claim a precious point at Roots Hall today which will assist in the fight against relegation. It may be easy for some to see this as two points dropped but given the manner of last weeks defeat, the midweek furore, the fact...
  16. Xàbia Shrimper

    Southend United - How far have we come? Part 4

    “It was only four years ago that this club was losing £2.3m a season,” Ron Martin enthused as he published the accounts for the financial year ending July 2002 which showed that Southend United has lost “just” £707,665, the fourth year in succession that the club had reduced its losses. It was a...
  17. DTS

    The one that got away.

    I reckon that everyone despite how happy they are with their current partner must have someone that got away and you cant help but wonder what might have happended. Mine was Marie Birch. I started college and having moved to Sussex I didnt know anyone. Walked into my first day A level...
  18. Central Playmaker(midfielder)

    What happens if Gutts/Maher has a slump of form or either gets suspended we will be very short in the middle of the park.I feel they are both in a comfort zone as they know they have no threat to there positions.The only one we have is Hunt(say no more) Who would be on your wish list?
  19. * ORM *

    Are they doing this on purpose ?

    f%&k me, I'm exhausted ! Can't we win in comfort any more ? Well done Lewis Hunt - very classy performance Fair play to Blackpool, I've seen much worse this season. Knee-jerk m-o-m contenders, Hunt, Bradbury, Eastwood, Maher Gower had a poor game today. Gutts went...
  20. The best albums of 2006 so far

    Of the 20 or so new albums I've checked out so far this year, the clear front runners are... Mogwai Mr Beast Some are saying a return to form but IMO, they've never made a bad album. That said, this album more than the last few efforts sounds like a band on top of their game and...
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