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My Housemate's a Moron, Appropriate Banter Needed
I'm living in a house down here in Eastbourne with 4 other lads, all students, and as you may expect, the banter tends to fly around. All legit banter, nothing too serious or personal, nothing physical either. One of my Housemates is a bit of a bargain hunter, addicted to those money saving...- EastStandBlue
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- ban chocolate cleaning crisps iff legit money nutrition packs physical prepared qui ripping thrown websites
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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New TV or not ?
What to do ?? I currently own a Thorn 14" portable TV, about 3 months ago it stopped showing in colour. it doesnt matter if you watch a video or dvd, or even teletext. all have no colour. i tried everything to fix it, hitting, slapping, dropping & yeh even cleaning it !! So now i have a...- ian_the_girth
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- ant cleaning didn didnt doesnt freeview hanks ish isnt stopped stubborn thorn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Lidl catalogue
Does anyone else enjoy reading the Lidl catalogue which is delivered on a semi regular basis? I don't shop there but I like the way they have a different theme every month. This month they are pushing cleaning products and motorcycle accessories and saftey equipment such as spine protectors...- Mad Cyril
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- cleaning helmets lidl products spine
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Does this only appeal to ladies' sense of humour?
This landed in my email inbox this morning and all the ladies I've shown it to have found it really very funny, so does it have the same effect on men or is the whole subject area such a taboo one that it's beyond you? The Facecloth I was due for a routine cervical smear with the Doctor...- OldBlueLady
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- bathroom cleaning didn dressed hes inbox wasn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The International Council of Man Laws
The International Council of Man Laws 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse. (c) After wrecking...- BLUEBLOOD
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- alcohol arriving bra cleaning conversation didn dressed dru eaten following fusion gest ops perfume physical rea remembering somewhere suitable topless tropical wrecking xbox
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Guts And Balls
We've heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and have the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- arriving cleaning fusion perfume somewhere
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Actual Call Centre Conversations
Probably seen them before but made me laugh: Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the...- scrounger
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- cables cleaning conversation hall huh manuals packing register spelling suing suppor support typing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Northampton - from an ex-exiled shrimper!
Evening all, I don't post on any messageboards anymore but browse from time to time and use to post on here a bit. Anyway, I've been away travelling for a year or so, Swansea was first game since being back, and today my second. To maybe give a bit of perspective I thought I'd leave my thoughts...- shrimperman
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- adds ban brough cleaning controlled didn didnt engine enjoyed foo gran hanks highlights itself league lose newly northamptons qui reliable rubbish shirt stronger superb suppor supports tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Belly laughs!
My wife has always said I have quite a sick sense of humour with regards to other peoples situations/ailments and stuff, and with hand on heart she is more or less right. Pople falling over gets me, especially when they try and correct their self in mid drop, but she was telling me a story of...- Winkle
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- ands cleaning coping cracks didn didnt especially joi laughs ley lose peoples puppy qui
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Computer Monitor Screen Cleaner
My monitor is absolutely filthy, can anybody recommend any decent cleaning products? Is this one any good? http://cache.valleywag.com/assets/resources/screenclean.swf :rolleyes:- class
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- assets cleaning products resources swf
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Could you rough it?
Just walked my dog monty down by the river (and no he didnt get bashed up the dirt box) and as it was just drawing into dusk, I thought, If there was a nuclear war,and I survived, could I rough it? What I mean buy rough it would be going into "hunter gatherer mode". Could I build a shelter...- Winkle
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- bear beds cleaning didn didnt folk gran heating mode nuclear oven rabbit shelter washing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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My Man Utd vs Southend Mug is no more...
I was cleaning my tropical fish tank out this afternoon, and for some reason my Man Utd vs Southend Utd I got off ebay after the historical win fell from the shelf. Instead of falling into the depths of the tank, or smashing on the side of the tank I managed to knock it with my left hand. My...- Mr Gilbo
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- cleaning ead tank tropical
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Worst Job
I think we have had this one before but never mind..... After being booted out of University I was lucky enough to get a job in a sponge factory. In fact they made just about every cleaning product you can name, sponges, scourers, j-cloths etc. etc. I did many jobs such as making j-cloth...- Mad Cyril
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- belts blocks ched cleaning concussion cube flooding jobs loading starters sticking supermarket
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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pocket money for kids.
After a weeks holiday listening to my kids demanding money for stuff, I have decided enough is enough and they will now receive a weekly allowance which will hopefully teach them the value of money and stand them in good stead for the future. However Mrs C and I cannot agree on what amount they...- callan
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- cleaning ead following jobs money shoes supply
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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LCD TV's
Bit of advice please from the techys on here. Almost 2 and a half years ago I bought a Panasonic Viera LCD TV. Recently (well basically since I had an inept Sky engineer round to fit a new Sky+ box) I've noticed there's a part of the screen which produces a kind of a shadow on certain colours...- Interpol Shrimper
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- burn cleaning cure fade foo inch produces shadow sky sports sports temporary wasn wipe
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A very funny story!
This is tale I heard from a few years back from a work colleague who used to be an Ambulance driver in kent, it still makes me laugh to this day. I will set the seen as he told me! He was called out to an emergency where a Kneighbour had heard cries of help coming from the garages next door to...- Winkle
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- arrives bash bath bends cleaning cries didn didnt engine finds hurts kee killers pain passenger proceeds properly radios remove rudi soaking torch underpants warn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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does anyone know...
a place where i can hire a carpet cleaning machine thingy in Southend area for a day, and roughly how much such a thing costs per day/weekend. Cheers!- Davros
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- cleaning cos
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Get BEAVER on here???
Or is he cleaning the STEVES van hire bus.........- VIP_BLUE
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- cleaning
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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S*it Story....
If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...- chadded
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- bathroom beef bends biblical bolt brough carefully caused ched cleaning combined cruise curve daw deed deposit eaten eating elastic ell entertaining exactly faster fingers finishing gas handing itself knowing liquid pile prepared properly pulled pulling qui reaching res shirt significant similar socks spat spread stopped strongly towels two minutes voice walls washing
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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I timely reminder...
Just cleaning up my hard drive and I found this from the Grimsby game last season... Remember how you felt at that moment... think how different it's going to feel this season. THE BLUES ARE GOING UP!!!- hexagon_sun
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- chavs cleaning
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat