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Jezza in trouble again
Apparently Jeremy Clarkson is in trouble again after referring to Gordon Brown as a one eyed Scottish idiot. God Jezza.....Go Jezza :D http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/02/06/the-berk-s-back-115875-21100924/- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Battle Of The Tools - Prelim 4
Second match up features Top Gears lead presenter Jeremy Clarkson (Boy Wonder) against ''comedian Graham Norton (keithjonescasual). Is Clarkson to smarmy for your liking or does Norton's ''humour'' not tickle you?- Stats
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- clarkson features ickle norton prelim presenter tickle tools
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Battle of the tools - prelim draw
People of the Zone, We had a wonderful 42 entrants for SZone Tool Of The Year which means we need 10 Prelim Round Matches. Draw list and numbers as follows; Jamie Oliver - MrBeard - 1 Russell Brand - Hutton - 2 Jade Goody - Jonny Stokes - 3 Gordon Brown - Fat Shrimp - 4 Pete Doherty - Dave -...- Stats
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- bra bushell clarkson clifford cyril desert elton fasto fauntleroy foo hall hut norton prelim qui ran rants ski steveo tarquin tools whoever
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Here we go again (Jeremy Clarkson)
Jeremy Clarkson is in hot water after linking truckers with the killing of prostitutes on Sunday nights Top Gear.....apparently over 200 complaints have been made about the comments. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/3374093/Jeremy-Clarkson-in-new-BBC-standards-row.html Have People got ferk all...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- bbc clarkson prostitutes
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Battle Of The Tools
Yes thats right people we've had battle of the fit babes, battle of the sitcoms, battle of the horror movies but now its time for BATTLE OF THE TOOLS Your chance to have your say on who you think is the most annoying waste of space in modern society. As previous please put your nominations...- Stats
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- bra bushell chocolate clarkson clifford cup desert elton fa cup hut kerry maggie norton sitcoms ski tarquin tools trophy vanessa
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Did any of you...
SIgn the petition on the Number10 website for Jeremy Clarkson to be Prime Minister. Well I did and I got a response for the website. Bar-stewards- sufc_tom
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- clarkson minister prime
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Top Gear Presenters
I think this new series of Top Gear is brilliant for starters. This weekends Alfa Romeo episode was very funny. Any fans of the show on here? If so, who is your favourite presenter? Despite many people not liking Clarkson, I find him the funniest and witty on the show. Never ceases to make...- BaileytheQuitter
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- clarkson presenter presenters starters
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Clarkson
http://entertainment.uk.msn.com/tv/news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=8402439 ****ing lefty's AGAIN! CLARKSON FOR PM!- TrueBlue
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- clarkson lefty
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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F1 back on the BBC - Who would you want to commentate on it?
Was talking about this earlier with Mr Vange Shrimper and his brother, with the BBC now having the rights of showing the F1 from next year, who would you like to have doing the commentary on it, a sort-of new Murray Walker? There's a rumour going round that Richard Hammond might front the show...- Vange Shrimper
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- bbc clarkson hammond qui rumour
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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clarkson in the news
this is from monday, not sure if it has been mentioned. classic though! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7174760.stm- Yer Blues
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- bbc clarkson
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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How pathetic is this?
Clicking thing- lee_sufc
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- bbc clarkson pathe
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Top Gear Presenters
WHo is your favourite? I mean in terms of humour/Good presenting, although if your female or bat for the other side, i suppose you can base this on looks. Mine is May. His pompousness and ott obsession with checks etc causes me much humour, especially the way it winds up Clarkson.- Davros
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- checks clarkson especially presenter presenters winds
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Kelly Clarkson: minx or minger?
Ok so I'm watching one of the music channels the other night and one of her songs comes on. I'd had a few a beers and started having illicit thoughts about her. I then see her a few days later being interviewed about something and she looked horrendous. This has confused my brain to such an...- Lester Bangs
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- aids channels clarkson disney music town visual
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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PFA article - Foran, and Tilly as under-21 manager
Is the tide turning at Southend as the Shrimpers battle to stay in the Championship? By Ian Clarkson 01-02-07 Apart from a famous 1-0 victory over Manchester United in the Carling Cup, it has been tough going for the Essex boys on their return to the second tier of English football this...- Napster
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- candidate clarkson cos cup eastwood enjoyed essex foo freddy eastwood hall league league one money outfit peter taylor premier roots somewhere taylor tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Ricky Otto
Now working for the probation service in Coventry... 'Jermaine Pennant can be a role model for youngsters - just like me' says reformed bad boy Ricky Otto! By Ian Clarkson 06-July-05 Former Birmingham midfielder Ricky Otto, who knows a thing or two about transgressing the law, has told...- Napster
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- ant applied applies blues clarkson colourful continued darkest didn encourage everyday foo includes league league one lifestyle probation punishments recognise sentence sings stint
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Battrick
Kevin Clarkson (63139) LH Batsman, LF Bowler, respectable form, Healthy A attacking player with strong leadership skills and abysmal experience. Plays For: General Stars Nationality: England Age: 23 Years Old Battrick Rating: 4,874 Wages: £278 p/w Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping...- The General
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- clarkson tacking
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- Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
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From a Kidderminster fan site.........
Earlier this week Jan Molby and his assistant, Gary Barnett, both signed contracts that will run until the end of this season. A short period and a short, sharp answer to those supporters who thought that he'd be leaving after last weeks game against Macclesfield. The version of the rumour...- exiledessexboy
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- ant brough clarkson contracts didn hasn joi jury lose packing rumour steve tilson suppor
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Hattrick Week 2
Well things seem to be going well for me but I am sure I will come down with a bump very shortly. It is an interesting Division as I seem to be with a couple of hamsters and lootin fan. Come on you mighty Shrimpers FC Gambero - Bolelyn Boys 6 - 2 Date: 14/03/2004 at 18.00 MatchID: 16577160...- Bob Cratchitt
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- blades bon clarkson following foo football ford irons jury youth
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hattrick - New Season
Welll looks like the new season in the higher division got off to a flyer. I am now sitting pretty in top spot. However not sure how long that will last as there seems to be a few good teams up here. My main aim is to consolidate my positon and build for promotion next season. AFC Hatters - FC...- Bob Cratchitt
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- behaviour caused clarkson especially flyer following foo football jury rate scissors
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hattrick
FC Gambero - ****on rovers 10 - 0 Date: 12/7/2003 at 18:00 MatchID: 10432982 Arena: Fossetts Farm Crowd: 11733 11733 spectators arrived at Fossetts Farm, where weather conditions were pretty good for football. Gambero started off with a 3-5-2 lineup. They fielded: bin Abdul Wahid -...- Bob Cratchitt
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- behaviour bin clarkson following foo football jury parsons philip rate speedy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar