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christopher
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Had this e-mailed to me today...
thought i'd share it. Headed 'the guy's rules' 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or...- bertiebigbanana
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- ched christopher commercials hassle headed moon prepared shoes somewhere sports
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo must be the luckiest man in football. Had it not been for that slippery patch next to the penalty spot, or for Nicolas Anelka's almost total absence of professionalism, his spot-kick miss at the Luzhniki Stadium would have cost Manchester United the European Cup. In this...- Slipperduke
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- ands ber boardroom champions ched christopher cos cup deed exactly flashing fro hasn icke league luckiest money nicolas refuse reportedly sleeve stealing tan trophy winking
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The innocence of children!
Real school projects on the "sea" Number 13 is my favorite! R1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round...- Winkle
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- ant christopher crabs didn eating hes screaming skiing sting testicles winds
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Oscars Nominations
Performance by an actor in a leading role George Clooney in “Michael Clayton” (Warner Bros.) Daniel Day-Lewis in “There Will Be Blood” (Paramount Vantage and Miramax) Johnny Depp in “Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” (DreamWorks and Warner Bros., Distributed by...- Napster
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- affleck alberto anderson assassination brad christopher cinema clooney disney explosions features fleet hansard heaven kerry laura maria mario maso mason mozart music nomination oscars petrov philip pigeons ronan rudi sarah screenplay searchlight sidney substitute suppor valley vince warner
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Message from the Chairman
Im sure most people received an email from ron but if you didnt here it is, basically we need one final show of support for the stadium as the inquiry comes to an end on the 16th Dear Andy Last week I wrote to you with a request of support by e-mailing the Government Office. There has been an...- Kent Shrimper
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- advised ant backroom christopher didn didnt hall intent mails makers roots southendunited stopped suppor support wish
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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All time Essex XI
As picked by Patrick Kidd of The Times. There's a different writer doing each county and Christopher Martin Jenkins will then pick the best county XI ever, http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/cricket/counties/article2291582.ece- Uncle Leo
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- christopher essex writer
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- Forum: Canvey Shrimpers All Sports Forum
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Question Time last night
Whilst some of you were boozing it up last night I sat at home and watched Question Time. It featured the world's two most arrogant men in brothers Christopher and Peter Hitchens. Anyway, watching it I couldn't concentrate when Peter Hitchens (odious Daily Mail columnist) was speaking because...- C C Csiders
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- arrogant bbc ched christopher columnist hitchens odious parker rate
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Trust Hero
It was a sad day all round yesterday as we discover that Christopher (He's Always Late ) Berry was running his Last coach for the Shrimpers Trust yesterday. For 7 Long and late years he has organised, rearranged, delivered Shrimpers, answered the calls of the stranded and taken abuse. It was a...- The Watermill Wino
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- bankruptcy beloved christopher cup didn discover dressed foo hanks icke ickets lou qui tasks
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Top 50 film endings
Thoughts? 50. The Blair Witch Project (1999) - The movie isn't particularly scary... at least until the last two minutes, which take the tension level from 10 to 100 at an exponential pace. The final seconds -- wherein a member of the cast is spotted, back turned and facing a corner, as an...- Napster
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Simon Jordan
This guys a legend. Taken from the Observer: Forget Bruce, trouble starts with true blue Sullivan David Sullivan doesn't like his players. 'They're on £20-30,000 a week and they're not earning it; it makes you resentful,' he says, 'I've reached the stage where I don't like footballers.' Fair...- chadded
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- appointments bankruptcy bin bitter bradford buyer christopher compliance cowboy cup dealings description didn dolls dummy essex fa cup foo ford francis ful hasn hidden humiliation inclusion jewish laden liverpool lose mansion mario meter money officer officers operators osama popularity porn publicly pulled similar somewhere suppor throws trademark wes wouldn
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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George Reynolds
Taken from the BBC: The ex-chairman of Darlington Football Club has been warned he is facing jail after admitting cheating the Inland Revenue out of £650,0000. George Reynolds, 68, and his cousin Richard Tennick, 58, admitted carrying out the tax scam between 1998 and 2004. Newcastle Crown...- chadded
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- acted bbc burglary christopher crow crown ead fleet foo football inland kitchens knox lifestyle mercedes money olds ops penniless pension premier qui ran reynolds sentenced spells worktops
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Superman is dead...
Christopher Reeve has died today...- palexander
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- christopher
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hattrick
How did we all do ? using the supposed best formation from hattrick manager I JUST! scr*pped a 3-2 win to stay top and now cannot be beaten ! just hoping the best of the rest from the bottom div slip up so I dont have to playoff. Also full house for my last home game having just finished...- Birri
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- behaviour christopher finishing following foo hall hattrick jury mis res unusually wings
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hattrick Week 6
How did we all do this week peeps ? Birri FC managed a 2-1 away win with 10 men against the bottom side. Southey F.C - Birri FC 1 - 2 Date: 12/21/2003 at 18:00 MatchID: 10452165 Arena: Southey F.C Arena Crowd: 3894 A scorching day at Southey F.C Arena, where 3894 spectators were in...- Birri
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- behaviour brew christopher daniels eva evans following hut icke mackay pace rate rea
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Hattrick
How goes it fellow hattrickers? After finally remembering to give my team some orders and playing my new signings, which now includes a solid rating keeper!, I managed to record a narrow away win - ostornados - GNH United 0 - 7 Date: 12/14/2003 at 18:00 MatchID: 10414612...- GNH
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- behaviour christopher daniels flanagan following includes mcguinness mis narrow pace rate remembering slashing tan uniteds
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Mens 'Rules'
> >>Subject: The Rules > >> > >>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the > >>rules from the > >>male side. These are our rules:- > >> > >>Please note... these are all numbered "1." ON...- palexander
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- ched christopher commercials ell hassle moon numbered prepared rate shoes somewhere sports subtle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar