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Why I Hate the French
It has long been known that I hate the French and I have often been asked why that is so. Well here it is, Charles De Gaulle, port blockades, burning sheep, Sangatte, cheap wine, Napoleon, bone idle farmers, mime artists, Renault, Charles De Gaulle, French military tactics, awful army, worse...- Benfleet A1
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- army artists ban beef bone citroen eating hating military referendum tower
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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I've got a bone to pick with a lot of you here
will this one do?- pringlejon
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- bone rea
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Being a receptionist
My mate works as a receptionist and she has just emailed me and a few other mates with this story - I thought it was pretty funny so thought I would share........ ************* Let me explain, due to the crunch I had to change stationary companies about 7 weeks ago (from Trac to Lyreco) I...- Southend_Lady
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- behaviour bone following ist measure nobody quicker stairs wasn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Bristol Rovers New Stadium
Bristol Rovers have scrapped plans to play home games at Cheltenham while they build a new £35 million stadium (Subject To Funding). Memorial Stadium Link to Story --------------- It is interesting that their amended proposed new stadium regeneration development programme has not yet been...- The Big Dady
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- avoids aztec benefited bone chief consultants cos cranes didn fur includes league money proposals proposed pulled rethink rugby steel temporary town units
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- Forum: Strategy, Finances & Development: Future of SUFC
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Platini Has Sold Us Out
The arrival of Michel Platini as the head of UEFA was supposed to herald a new dawn for European football. It was the ascent of a footballing legend, a lover of the game, into a position of great power. What a shame that he's turned out to be just like the faceless bureaucrats he replaced...- Slipperduke
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- architects bone bra champions cup daw failing following fortune hanks headed league legged lover michel money powers puppy rendering rubbish tacking unbalanced
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Perfect Steak
The perfect steak The grill chefs from I'm Angus restaurant, Sydney, share the secret of the perfect steak with you. Choosing the right cut of meat is essential: Fillet, Rump or Sirloin, Porterhouse or T-bone are all excellent for pan cooking or char-grilling, depending on your personal...- TrueBlue
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- ard bone chilli chocolate cooking desired divine flavour following juices meat oil oven preference recommended remembering remove richer tray
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Broken Bones
Right was thinking the other day that i'm an unlucky bar steward to have broke my jaw ( top and Bottom) :'( right arm , big toe , little finger ( left hand and right , broken middle finger on my right hand and also broken my nose , not all at one time i may add . So can we put together a...- duncan bulgaria
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- bone heres starters
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Workers Compensation
I so hope this is true!! This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board... Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- bone compensation continued encounter equivalent fingers following ive knuckles mis pain pile rate rope spite
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Sepp Blatter
You can say what you like about Sepp Blatter, and most people do, but he certainly doesn't lack the courage of his convictions. His proposal that football clubs should limit themselves to just five foreign players by 2012 is going to upset some very powerful people. Not that Blatter cares, of...- Slipperduke
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- aires automatically bone champions didn discovery epl faul golden generation itself league ley money multi passports principle rubbish san seventh ski starters test
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The battle for succession at Stamford Bridge
With Avram Grant deposed, the battle for succession at Stamford Bridge is on and there's only man that I want to see given a chance in the hotseat. The enduring bone of contention with Chelsea is that, with limitless funds, they've spent five years building up a very good, but very workman-like...- Slipperduke
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- ands bone cup divine eto flowing laudrup lauren league mancini neutral samuel selfish tacking walls
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Buster Footman - RIP
News 08/04/2008 - Buster's 120 miles in aid of hospice A 70-year-old Portishead man diagnosed with bone marrow cancer has responded by planning a 120-mile charity walk. Harold "Buster" Footman, a former physiotherapist with Bristol City Football Club, has already raised more than £100,000 for...- Napster
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- attempted bone coastal diagnosed doctors especially following foo gran imo joi marine money portishead shirt sickness
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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The Truth About Freddy
Freddy did not play for Wolves recently because he has been nursing a broken bone in right wrist that he broke at the training ground several weeks ago after keeper Graham Stack landed on him! he had an operation and a screw inserted into his wrist, he is not playing because he's "coming to...- Babii G
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- bac bone stack
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Ben vs Dave - Should men shave there pubic areas?
Ben and I are at logger heads having done the "How Gay are you test". I have already got the right camel as I am 33% Gay and Ben is only 10% gay which is pretty wrong. We did the test again answering the same questions and a shocking stat came to light. Ben at the age of 32 has never trimmed...- DTS
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- bone chop dts pardon scissors test
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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morning everyone this is what I think about everything
right my 2 pence worth, because of my arigance i'm faaaaaaarrrrr to bone idle to read everything if it hasnt been written by me so hear it is Collis hammell barrett richards francis black mayher maca bailey clark mcdonald also I just want you all to know I hate matt harrold and 40 goals...- cockles is back
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- bone earner hasn joi sock tank tilly wouldn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Knee-jerk reactions.
It's becomig a right bone of contention for me, we lose a game our chairman, management, players suddenly aren't good enough or 'have lost the plot'. I'm sick of reading that Matt Harrold is **** every three posts I'm sick of reading about Flahavan's lack of height every three posts I'm...- SUFC_Al
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- bone jerk lose
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Changes to the Blue belles line up.
Seemed to me like we have a couple of new girls dancing at half time, also as part of there act they seemed to be giving Sammy the shrimp a good shoeing. Now I'm not convinced this is taking the club forward at all, they looked ok at their dancing but nothing spectacular, also appeared that one...- callan
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- beef bone fro money sammy tilly
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Live Music Experiences.
After Shrimper James's thread about your festival line-ups, it got me thinking back to the last festival I went to in 2005 and it's one I'll never forget. We all love live music no matter what music we enjoy, there's just something fantastic about hearing and seeing your favourite...- SUFC_Al
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- bone ched degrees didn dru eating festivals flooded ful hadn hamburg hes ish itself laughs laura music musicians pulling smashing stansted sunshine tangled tents
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Music you hate and why.....
Recently I've come to the conclusion that the current batch of music we get fed day to day (i.e. stuff that makes the charts/Radio 1's playlist) is total and utter sh**e - as bad as I can ever remember it being. Not wishing to sound like a "things ain't what they used to be" merchant and suggest...- Desert Shrimper
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- afghanistan artists bohemian bone innovative ive music pile roots singing ski starters voice wardens whoever
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Making a show of yourself
Here is what happened... Last night down at TBTV HQ, I had a few select friends over for a BBQ and **** up, well one of my good friends Mr. CS Schnider was talking about his woman hes been with since x-mas fair play to the lad, but shes got baggage (a 10 month old baby) now I love this fella as...- TrueBlue
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- bbq blah bone della hes ish lou spin voice
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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home games and pressure
sitting here in turkey with my lap top when southend are playing away, the pressure seems to be of just a bit. but home games.you lads out there who go to roots hall must have your fingernails down to the bone.please,an early goal for us saturday and i think we can go on from there- turkishm
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- bone hall roots
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat