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Random musings of a journeyman footballer
Saturday 12th May sees me play my last competitive football game. That will have been 42 years of league football since my old teacher at Westleigh Junior School entered us in the Southend Junior league back in 1976. Since then I make it I have played for 16 different clubs in 15 different...- * ORM *
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Husband needed
I apologise for the length of the post but I'm curious to see if anyone fits the bill. ​** This marriage advert is clear, legit & real. ** When the true fate brings someone special related to your soul, distance is not an issue with cars & airplanes. I am looking for a true nice...- * ORM *
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Monday Night Noxious Club
At the risk of upsetting Berrichonne Shrimper with my unfettered ego, I'd like to tell you about a radio show that I'm kicking off tomorrow night on The Source 96.1FM. As TravelZoners will know, I like to get a bit of Shrimpers-related stuff into my public service broadcasting and I hope to find...- Rob Noxious
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Grimsby Town F.C. petition for new stadium
http://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/north-east-lincolnshire-council-support-for-a-community-stadium-and-leisure-complex-at-peaks-parkway Now this below is well worth a read, done over four years ago upon relegation to non league. I'm yet to see a better post anywhere. It's the reason why I've...- IronMike
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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The box set thread
What are you watching, what would you recommend? I am currently watching King Of The Hill. Fantastically well observed. Not laugh out loud stuff but very subtle and clever - 9.5/10 I recently watched Sons of Anarchy and gave up 25 minutes into the first episode. It could only have been more...- Mad Cyril
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Red Card Roy - Read prologue and first chapter now
A quick Big Roy update for you! You can now download the bone-splintering prologue and first chapter of Red Card Roy from the Vision Sports Publishing website. Just follow the link to read about the time a young Roy McDonough tried to strangle the referee in a school's cup final…...- Bernie Friend
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Question What if.........................we get promoted?
Can we afford it? The back bone of a new squad would be required on higher wages that we may not be able to afford. Would the crowd increase significantly thus bringing in the revenue? Could we afford to wait an extra year whilst the new ground gets built? Now I admit my finger isnt on...- thenobster
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- afford blues bone burn devils english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division isnt league two npower football league real football res roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Jamie Rednapp is 'literally' tickling my funny bone.....
Does Jamie Redknapp understand the meaning of the word 'literally?' Picture some of these situations: "These balls now - they literally explode off your feet." "Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four." "He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."...- ibwiajwa
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- bone fro literally sissoko tickling
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Essex Pike Anglers Club.
Alright folks, i used to be shrimp and two veg on here until login decided to meltdown on me. Anyway, in case anyone has ever enjoyed pulling out the toothy critter called pike, we have some great nights talking about this very subject once a month. You don't need to be a P.A.C. member to attend...- Shrimp and two veg
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Top Gear: Alan Partridge Speaks Out
Good column here from Steve Coogan. "As a huge fan of Top Gear. I normally regard the presenters' brand of irreverence as a part of the rough and tumble that goes with having a sense of humour. I've been on the show three times and had a go at their celebrity-lap challenge, and I would love to...- Thorpe Groyney
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Bullies and Bullying
Now bare with me good readers, this is going somewhere but I want to give it some background first. When I was a kid I was bullied, bad. My first taste of it was at the grand old age of 4 years old at nursery school where a phycotic 5 year old used to attack the entire fraturnity. He would rip...- Benfleet A1
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Broken
Southend I love you with every bone in my body I am on my way home and it's just sank in that we are down I just want to breakdown and wish I could wake up and we still be a league 1 side, sod England sod the world cup sod you ron aswell yours forever Southend true blue a broken man today- TrueBlue
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- bone wish
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Gills down to the bare bones
Good news for the Blues ? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/g/gillingham/8619766.stm- CC51DAS
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Cheryl Cole. Grrrr.
There are a million and one reasons to dislike Cheryl Cole. There’s her colour, for starters, a curious orangey glow that smacks of either too much Sunny Delight or too many quid-a-minute South Shields tanning salons. There’s her husband, the odious little skraeling who earns more money in the...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Football related injuries?
On Boxing Day over here I went to see Brisbane away at Gold Coast. In line with many away days watching Southend it was a cracking day out (however I've never drunk beer overlooking a beach like Surfers Paradise whilst watching the Mighty Shrimpers) spoiled only by the football (we got beat...- Ron Manager
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A typical bloke...discuss?
A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend,decided to take a holiday.He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is; until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing; only bananas and coconuts. After...- Tangled up in Blue
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Memory Lane Special Report on SUFC's previous homes
Nice piece from the Echo's site today (I know there's no paper today), could have gone in the other forum I guess, but thought it kind of went alongside the Hall of Fame stuff we've been doing. Sing the Blues for stadiums past 12:10am Saturday 30th May 2009 Comments (0) Have your say » By...- OldBlueLady
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Essex Hurricane Appeal
ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...- Cricko
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ian Selly
Having left Maidstone and joined Croydon Athletic , he's up to his old bone breaking tricks. This time an arm which will keep him out for a month, according to their website.- maninasuitcase
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Question Testicles
After just taking a clean flick to my testes and spending the last 10mins doubled over feeling sick, it made me wonder.....why do they hang in such a thin skin sack, outside the frame of the body when they are so sensitive! why are they not incased in bone or up inside us with the rest of us...- leathers20
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- Forum: Homer's Bar