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Osei Sankofa stars in James Bond
http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/bond-villains/yaphet-kotto?id=008 live and let die- coluwho?
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Great Misunderstood Songs Of Our Time
Just listening to the radio and they're playing 'You're Gorgeous' by Babybird. Now, for the benefit of younger readers, this was a quirky little post-Britpop song warbled by a male singer apparently assuming the character of an impressionable young girl who was being exploited by her...- Slipperduke
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Recommendations needed - Chinese takeaway near a127
can anyone recommend a decent takeaway which: 1) serves in plastic pots, not foil (to be eaten in car) 2) decent food 3) can possibly mix rice / chow mein and a main in one container Al and Justin at Hong Kong House only do foil pots, as do jade garden nr the bell, the one near bonnikels is...- Hotman
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Battle of the Stephen Fry's
In the red corner..... Mad Cyril.... In the blue corner .... MK Shrimper.... The battle to be fought.... Stephen Fry - cuddly, loveable, affable, British comedian, bon viveur, wit and general shining gem of humanity or.... not. Let the battle COMMENCE!- MK Shrimper
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Insurance Claim Form Quotes
These are brillant! True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." ----- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I...- Harold Bishop Killer
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Brazilian ‘wonderkid’ to return to The Blues
You may remember a few months ago we reported on the potential link-up between Brazilian Club Ferroviaro and Southend United FC to allow the Club’s finest youth prospects the opportunity to develop their skills at the Blues. This report also mentioned how one especially talented 13 year old...- Yer Blues
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Diary of a Shrimper in Devon
Saturday (Early) The alarm went off bang on 5 and hit the wall at 1 second past, my reflexes are still pretty quick even at this god awful hour. Get up and stand on clock. Scream and kick clock. Scream louder as I remember I have nothing on my feet. Clock looks all smug as I limp to the...- Benfleet A1
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New Songs .... for next season!
Not connected to friday but more general for next season to sing about: Tune: (Coming round the mountain) if you want to go to heaven when you die, you must keep the blue and white flags flying high, wear a blue scarf and a bonnet, and write f**k Col Ewe on it, if you want to go to heaven...- Scottish_Shrimpers
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Showaddywaddy Crew Crewe trip report!!!
Crewe vs SUFC - 6 HOURS TO CREWE Apologies for the lateness of this report, unfortunately my laptop decided to pack up at the most inconvenient time possible. There may be bits missed out because I have forgotten some details but here’s the report anyway as per usual (albeit a little late) of...- TrueBlue
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Self-Righteous Brothers
For those of you who listen to talksport and 606, I would like to ask a question. Does every West Ham fan that gets on to the airwaves sound like a cliche-ridden self-righteous loathsome ****? Standard bon mots from our ****-ney chums (emphasis on first syllable) : 'We won the World Cup'...- Bentley's Absurd Gait
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Spikeys View and Ratings
Carson - 4 - Nightmare for the first goal. Looked shaky all night but did one quality save in the second half. It will take him a long time to get over this. Peter Bonnetti? Richards - 5 - This guy is quality. However, didn't have his best game last night. Who did though? Campbell & the...- Spikey Shrimper
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Mountain Bikes
Do they really need 24 bloody gears..? I mean 6 or 7 would be enough.. Lets face it the incline required to make the first gear relavent you wouldn't be able to walk up with out Chris Bonningtons help. And that front cog always f%&ks up after about 30 minutes and puts the chain on a...- SARF
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Family Fortunes
The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes" Name something a blind person might use - a sword Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon. Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch - A...- Matt the Shrimp
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Southend 2 Oldham 1
League One - The Times Online September 05, 2005 Lawson header puts Oldham into decline By Bill Edgar Southend United 2 Oldham Athletic 1 THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HEADED straight past Roots Hall en route to Southend seafront yesterday and Ronnie Moore could have done with a sea breeze...- bluearmy
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Oldham's goal
While I don't pretend to know a lot about Oldham's team, my initial instinct was that Wellens scored. However, every media outlet then said it was Bonner so I took that as true. I then read on the OS, Bonner listed as the scorer at the top of the page and Wellens cited as scorer within...- sufcintheprem
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Best Terrace Chants
Man City (to Mourinho to the tune of La Donna E Mobile) "That coat's from Matalan" Birmingham (To the tune of Winter Wonderland) "There's only one Emile Heskey One Emile Heskey He used to be sh*te But now he's alright Walking in a Heskey wonderland"...- Kenny
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Release scheduale 7th march onwards
Daves Disclaimer - this scheduale is subject to change and i will not be held responsible for you running down to HMV with your £2.99 only to be disapointed March 7th Agent Blue - Children's Children Alec Empire - Gotta Get Out Blak Twang ft. K9 - G.C.S.E Caribou - Yeti C-Sixty Four - On...- Davros
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What tune should we run out to?
What song do you think the mighty blues should run out to, to get the fans and players alike pumped for the game? the reason for my post is i have bon jovi on cranked up, 'It's my life' followed by now or never... quite a lively tune, plenty better but what are your thoughts... I...- southend4ever
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How Do You Explain THIS To Your Other Half?
Taken from the Aberdeen Evening Express: "Red-faced revellers were left out in the cold after someone pinched their clothes. The boozy man and woman had sneaked into a grassy area after a night out in Aberdeen The pair took off their clothes and left them in a pile. But a thief swiped...- Guest
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