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The 'Stan
First of all, I'm writing this from my perspective of the last six months, I'm no hero, but plenty of my collegues are. Hopefully no one will think I'm writing this is order to show off, or to earn rep. Indeed, please don't rep me for this at all. I realise I'm probably not the only serviceman...- chadded
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C2C problems.
I was on the 6:39 from Benfleet and was diverted to Stratford because of an unexploded German bomb so expect delays. I am quite shocked because this act of agression has come completely out of the blue like the Falklands. It's a shame because people were starting to trust the Germans again...- Mad Cyril
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Thomas from Leeds
Why didn't either of the atom bombs kill his ancestors? Or at least make them seedless? Sometimes I wonder if there is a God.- Bentley's Absurd Gait
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Dogs or Cats...you decide.
Personally I prefer dogs and here are the reasons why. Their loyal...a cat will bugger off. Ever seen guide cats for the blind? Cats cant sniff for drugs / bombs and in there spare time dont sniff each others butts. Can a cat herd sheep? A dog could scare off a burglar?, can a cat do this...- callan
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Job for a day
Can anyone think of a normal job they wouldn't mind doing for one day only? It has just ocurred to me that I would quite like to work as a Canary Wharf security guard for a day. They get to drive about in gas powered golf buggies and cruise around in boats looking for bombs. It looks more...- Mad Cyril
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jeff stellings gillette soccer saturday drinking game
found this on the net maybe we shud try it out one saturday Current Rules: - Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer - Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) - Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. - Whenever Chris Kamara is...- simac21
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When dog farts smell bad!!!
Monty, a loveable three year old pedigree labrador who unfortunatly after his last visit to the vets was advised in no uncertain terms that he was suffering from a curable labrador disease... obesity! Not massive but enough to start the poor fella down the road of the worst words none to dogkind...- Winkle
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Invaluable advice.
Instructions apparently given to the US military. "Aim towards the enemy." - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher. "When the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is not our friend." - US Marine Corps. "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are...- steveh1510
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