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MR2 again!
OK here's the update. Might buy it Wednesday if the AA report is good but I'm getting grief from the GF. What's it to do with her? I'm not getting a loan, it's hardly putting me into financial worry, I have no mortgage/rent/blah blah. Why is she so uptight? We don't live together (yet). Don't...- RobM
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- blah mortgage ooh rent
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Marmite - Yummy or Scummy? You decide.
After reading the hijacking of the 'No more blah blah blah jokes' thread it got me thinking. Where do you sit on the whole Marmite issue. Is it the best thing since Farley's Rusks or the Devils spread that should be avoided at every turn? For all those that like me love the stuff you should...- Bielzibubz
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- avoided blah burn devils eating fusion raspberry spread
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ron Martin - the statement
Right, let's clear a few things up straight away - Contrary to popular belief, I haven't been avoiding the subject all day - quite the opposite, I’ve been itching to get on here and finally say my piece. Truth is, I too lost out on a lot of work this morning, and the meeting was over 2 1/2...- J
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- amounts ands appointments avoided blah budgets cases champions ched concede didn eastwood emotion faced hall ish league measure mistakes money outfit qui ran rants singing sleeve somewhere sterling tilly tosspot trap wasn wouldn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Further evidence of Col Utd idiots
I've never been one to indulge in the "inbred", "carrot crunching A12 *****" abuse that's sometimes dished out on here. But I must come on and report some very unsavoury behaviour from two of our friends from Cuckoo Farm, at the Chelmsford Beer Festival on Saturday night. Noticing dark clouds...- bluearmy1
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- behaviour blah conversation deed didn dru encourage fur hall provoked ran roots shirt stereo unsavoury wore
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Who will replace Gower?
Ive not been on here for a few weeks now due to work ect and have not seen a post like this so i apologise if there is. Firstly good luck to Mark Gower on his move to Swansea, all thou i dont hide my dislike for him, he was a great player for us over the past seasons. But it now comes down...- shrimperstubbs
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- ainsworth ands blah ford ive mark gower qui
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Osei Sankofa - Song Thread
To the tune of Radio Ga Ga I'd sit at work and read the 'Zone Awaiting an official SMS on my phone And all that I wanted to know Was who the **** is Sankofa? (Osei) You played them all those big time stars At least it weren't the FA Vase You made 'em laugh -- you made 'em cry You nearly made...- Yorkshire Blue
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- blah cos persie replicate singing visual
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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30+ skills every man should master
Feature on MSN this morning suggested 30 skills every man should have in their pocket, including things like being able to make a mix tape, keep a ball off the ground, carve meat, protect a computer, tip waiters, play golf, feign confidence, know Shakespeare, blah, blah... Quite frankly, I...- South Bank Hank
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- blah continued meat mix stated
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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How anal is your boss!
My boss as got to be the most anal person I know. He surrounds himself in paperwork and then moans that no one else is doing anything, He absoulutley loves an e.mail about totally cr@p much of it that does not even concern him in fact I reckon if he does not have at least 20 e.mails to open in...- Winkle
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- blah dover ive ley mails shift significant
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Sex and the City Movie
Working part time as a projectionist at the local cinema usually has its perks, but this evening Im being made play and sit through the flippin sex and the city film to make sure all is ok with the print before release tomorrow... Taking Mrs I_S to see it - and shes all excited as its not...- Irish_Shrimper
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- blah cinema ist perks
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Received in the post today re: Fossetts.
Surprised no-one else seems to have mentioned this, but perhaps you haven't seen your post yet. We ain't there yet guys! Big brown envelope from the Communities and Local Government office re: Town and Country Planning Act 1990 - Section 77 Applications by Southend United Football Club Land...- OldBlueLady
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- blah brough copies deed eva evans following foo fur leisure pension town warner
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- Forum: Strategy, Finances & Development: Future of SUFC
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Received in the post today
Surprised no-one else seems to have mentioned this, but perhaps you haven't seen your post yet. We ain't there yet guys! Big brown envelope from the Communities and Local Government office re: Town and Country Planning Act 1990 - Section 77 Applications by Southend United Football Club Land...- OldBlueLady
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- blah brough copies deed eva evans following foo fur leisure pension town warner
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- Forum: Strategy, Finances & Development: Future of SUFC
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Vodafone
Are *****. I got ****ed up and lost my phone, and then 12 hours later cancel it when i get the opportunity to ring them. Blah blah blah, they assure me if someone has called the talking clock of new Zealand or such like, I wont have to pay for it. Low and behold, some sausage munching ****...- chadded
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- alba blah sausage vodafone
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Implausable film endings.
I was walking to work today when I noticed that every other bus seems to adverts for Saw 4 on them in London. I am not sure how familiar you are with Saw as a series of films but the basic plot is some twisted old boy kidnaps people who are knobs in real life and makes them do a task to spare...- DTS
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- adverts blah itself knobs stealing vauxhall
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Tilson on the Radio!
Says its not good enough, concede 3 goals from headers, not good enoughetc ...blah blah!! We're not F**king tall enough Steve.I and 5000 other people can see that why the F**k can't you. he says we're not good enough at set pieces,,,,,we weren't last season and what has changed...F**K ALL...- Wickford Blue
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- blah concede
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Rumours - I hate them!
Oh so-and-so is going here We're rumoured to be looking a blah-de-blah So what? i want facts! Signatures! The Truth! Freddy has been seen in Puddletown!! So what? He's making a rival show to Trumpton! The bloke at the cockle stall said so! AARGHH!! RobM. please nurse - the vitamins...- RobM
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- blah signatures trump
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Funniest moment of the season!
Simple really, What for you has been the funniest moment of the season? This can be personal in terms "the guy next next to me blah de blah" or team related for example "When player X got..." Anyway i hope you catch my drift. I don't have one i can think of at the moment to get ball the ball...- shrimpled
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- blah rolling
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Making a show of yourself
Here is what happened... Last night down at TBTV HQ, I had a few select friends over for a BBQ and **** up, well one of my good friends Mr. CS Schnider was talking about his woman hes been with since x-mas fair play to the lad, but shes got baggage (a 10 month old baby) now I love this fella as...- TrueBlue
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- bbq blah bone della hes ish lou spin voice
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A Round up.
Today is one of the lowest points in my southend supporting days. Yes we have come a ****ing long way in 3 years, but when i go and watch 11 overated and over arrogant pricks pull on a shirt and perform like a sunday team with a hangover, then i get ****ed off. What's worse is, fans chanting...- Sea Ess Jay
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- arrogant blah dts hanks pile shirt slagging superb suppor supports toss town wheres wouldn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Wubbish Day.
:mad: Why are Tuesday always crap?! :mad: I wake up, smack my head then spill my breakfast down me. Anyway, I walked to Rochford Train Station and waited for the train. Whilst I'm waiting for the train to Southend, theres a bunch of teenagers hurling abuse at the people at the station and...- Jay_Shrimper
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- blah booze bottles cops fags heres rubbish smashing sports stealing stepped suspicious terrorist town undercover
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- Forum: Homer's Bar