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  1. A Bit of Fun Brown to Wigan

    Wigan supremo Dave Whelan is rumoured to be lining up Southend manager Phil Brown as a replacement for the sacked Owen Coyle. Whelan is quoted as saying "firstly I must apologise to the fans, I got a bit confused when appointing Coyle, I knew I wanted an ex Bolton man and I thought I was...
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    • bin blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer socks southend southend united southend-on-sea sports sufc tan the home of football
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. MrB

    Breaking News Happy 10th Birthday (sort of) ShrimperZone

    Ok, not entirely true, however the site was revamped in 2003 and the first sign up was the right honourable Mr Ken McNasty on 23/10/03. Joiners A bit of nostalgia from the original site, Superkev is there, as are 'Dave' and 'Big Dave', not sure if either of these are DtS though..... Forum I...
    • MrB
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    • bin blues dts english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division http league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers shrimperzone soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Benfleet A1

    Goodbye Luomo My Old Friend

    Today is a sad day to be sure. The end of the road for my Luomo short sleeved shirt has finally come. Purchased over 14 years ago and costing £40 then, it has started to fray where it is noticeable so it has to go. I'm rebuilding a garden seat at the mo and thinking of turning the old slats into...
  4. CSBLUE

    FREE frames for signed shirts

    Recently purchased 2 frames to display a couple of signed shirts I have. I ordered black frames with white mounts, but instead was sent silver frames with black mounts. The company were quick to send out the correct frames/mounts and said to do as I wish with the incorrect ones. They're from...
    • CSBLUE
    • Thread
    • bin blues ead english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division frames framing league two npower football league plaque real football roots hall shirt shrimpers ski soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc superb the home of football
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  5. MrB

    Fine Dining in Scotland

    Head stuck in bin
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    • bbc bin dining http rate shetland
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. * ORM *

    Spectacular days out!

    A bit of self-promotion but I'm looking for other stories as well. My day has involved conquering my mortal fear of heights by doing the Skywalk at Macao Tower (google it). Started off badly when the daft bint I went with decided to tell me just when we'd handed over ferry tickets that she'd...
    • * ORM *
    • Thread
    • bang bin conquering divine grab ickets intervention itself shirt sufc taxi terminal tower
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. southend4ever

    5 Minutes of Crap

    Has anyone ever told you to type for 5 minutes and just write anything that comes into your head. I have done this a few times and it is almost like writing tourettes. Some crazy stuff seems to pops into your brain and everyone that has ever done it just cracks up at what they write. 5 Minutes...
    • southend4ever
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    • bin bods cracks cup cure disappears para preference rate rolling severe
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. BLUEBLOOD

    Underperforming Telly !!!

    I realise i'm leaving myself open to the undeniable "wit" of the Shrimper nation here, but nonetheless i have a problem and quite frankly don't really know where to turn I have lost the picture on my tv .. i can still hear it ok so i'm loathe to just bin it and buy another straight off, its not...
    • BLUEBLOOD
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    • aerial bin engineers qui underperforming
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Jedi Shrimper

    Election Day

    I completely forgot that it was an election day until I saw some Polling Station signs this morning. I've had virtually no election literature through the door barring the incumbant tory newsletter and a flyer from an independant (the kind of loony "common sense" candidate who thinks you can...
  10. southend4ever

    Blow Up Dolls

    I am more than content with my current sex life. In fact I love it. The other half is off away in a few weeks time and I can't contemplate going a few weeks without sex and it's been years since I addressed young Master Bates. I am therefore contemplating buying a blow up doll. However, I...
  11. Cricko

    Breaking News Morecambe home game

    All tickets for the home game against Morecambe are now £5. Thats adults, concessions, children - EVERYONE! http://www.southendunited.co.uk/page/TicketNewsDetail/0,,10444~2471355,00.html Lovin the pic :smiles:and the appreciation of the fans.
    • Cricko
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    • arrange atmosphere bin blues cos english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division gas ickets league two morecambe morecombe npower football league rack rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea southendunited sufc the home of football voice wish
    • Replies: 84
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. ian_the_girth

    Question Washing machine

    Morning all, Anyone on here a bit of a handy man at repairing washing machines? Model: Hoover AC170 Auto-Washer 1100 (year 1994) Problem: No water coming into machine when programme selected. Checked: Water from taps to pipes Pipes not blocked Power to machine Drain pump not blocked...
  13. ldnfatso

    Did man land on the moon?

    As there are all these US Government conspiracy theories going about at the moment about wether OBL (Osama Bin Laden) is actually still alive, lets discuss the ultimate one.
    • ldnfatso
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    • bin laden landings moon osama theories
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Question Should the Yanks release the pics of Bin Laden?

    Quite simple, do you think the American Government should release the pictures/videos of Bin Laden's dead body? Many people seem to be saying 'no', because they don't want him to be seen as any more of a martyr and also because the images are "very graphic". Personally I think we should be...

  15. Bye Bye Bin Laden

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13256676

  16. Zaragoza "to be renamed Team Dubai"

    http://www.arabianbusiness.com/dubai-buys-spanish-la-liga-club--rename-team-dubai--394903.html So it'll be interesting when they come up against Qatar Foundation's own Barcelona...
  17. bucket&spade.f.c

    I just had to make a judgement call in the toilet

    Went for my afternoon dump and didnt check for bog roll first (who does?) Anyway after releasing the rather loose deposit i reached for the bog roll - nothing!! Anyway, no panic, must be some in trap 2 next door - no, empty as well. Couldnt be arsed (arsed get it?, no?) to leave without...
  18. Mad Cyril

    Cat in bin woman fined £250.

    Cat in bin woman fined £250 ....plus a £15 victim surcharge and costs of £1,171. Seems a bit harsh to me but then again I don't like cats.
  19. chadded

    Room 101

    If you had the opportunity to put 5 things into Room 101, and thus consign it/them to a fate worse than death, what would on your list? Note* Ron Martin is not allowed on anyone's list. The same applies to Leyton Orient, Colchester United, and West Ham. Mine would probably be this: 1...
    • chadded
    • Thread
    • applies bin football hamilton ley ooh rate ron martin rugby scum sing temporarily vanessa
    • Replies: 65
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. CyrilSneer

    Woman dumps cat in bin caught on CCTV

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1xuLs7BCeo Now she's a public hate figure, More here http://swns.com/customers-at-mary-bales-workplace-call-for-her-to-be-fired-261459.html
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