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  1. Slipperduke

    Javier Mascherano

    Javier Mascherano could not have contributed more to Manchester United’s victory without latching onto a Paul Scholes through-ball and rocketing it past Pepe Reina. So far this season, the Argentine midfielder has been the perfect example of a modern, defensive midfielder, but this weekend he...
  2. Slipperduke

    Gallas Is A Girl

    Arsenal’s season has been thrown into jeopardy by the loss of Eduardo to a horrific injury, but that may be only the start of their problems. The loss of William Gallas to a disturbing and hysterical breakdown may be even more costly. Eduardo, as good as he was, was just a player. Gallas is...
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    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. Mr Gilbo

    How to behave on the internet.

    Found this over on the AV Forums site, rather amusing. I fully expect that point 9 will rear it's head in this thread. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xs8HWN6UyE
  4. Uncle Leo

    ShrimperZone Forum Guidelines

    The goal of the ShrimperZone Forum is to promote a community of fans of Southend United. It is an open forum for discussing all aspects of Southend United as well as various other topics such as football in other leagues, cricket, music and everything else in between. It is important to have...
    • Uncle Leo
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Payment towards Tom's flowers.

    I thought I had better make this a seperate thread incase people missed it amongst the other one. Ok well, I have the address now for the flowers and I am just waiting to hear from Chalkwell Blue as to when the Funeral is ...So I suggest we get our skates on here chaps. I have had numerous...
    • Cricko2
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    • behave contribute hanks individuals monies posted seperate skates spread voice wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Che's Left Foot

    What goes around, comes around

    Ok, i'm clutching at straws to find positives from yesterday, but after Duguid's antics at layer road earlier this season, it's somewhat pleasing to see that karma has come round to bite our friends up the road on the bum, good and proper. This is from one of their messageboards: It's a shame...

  7. Freddy tantrum

    There may be another thread on this somewhere but I can't be bothered to trawl, and couldn't bring myself to come on here til this afternoon. Did anyone else notice Freddy storming down the tunnel straight after the final whistle had gone on Saturday? Now I like the guy, don't get me wrong, but...
  8. fbm

    What on earth do we want?

    It's a tall order now. We MUST win both games and hope Leeds and Hull both collect no more than 1 point each from their last 2 matches. Possible, but unlikely. But apart from a probable relegation, I fear that as fans we are going to make ourselves a laughing stock of the entire football...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. The Big Shrimp

    Easy Fishing

    I've been reading all the various posts on the numerous threads about the Leeds game & I cannot believe how little bait the Leeds fans are having to use to get such big bites from SZ members. Banter is usually great fun, even a bit of p!ss taking, but a lot of SZ members are making themselves &...
  10. Groyne Strain

    Rudeness To Ticket Office Staff

    I happened to be in the ticket office today ruminating on whether or not to avail myself of the virtues of the South Upper or the simple pleasure of East Yellows for the Burnley game. As I ruminated, a genetleman (for want of a better expletive) marched up to the counter, literally threw 3...
    • Groyne Strain
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    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. dead already?

    Once again it seems that the Minority will outweigh the Majority. I have lived in Southend all my life and have supported our team for over 35 years but once again it seems the backward thinking of this council and a few select groups will stop any progress as far as our New Stadium and future...
    • Cricko2
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    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. palexander

    The boys on the ****!

    From Football365... Coca-Cola Championship strugglers Southend loosened up for their daunting Carling Cup trip to Tottenham in unusual fashion - with a night on the tiles in Dublin. Steve Tilson's side, four points adrift at the foot of the table, put their league worries behind them with...
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    • behave bonding cup didn eastwood essex foo freddy eastwood hasn league packing
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Richard_Cadette

    Typical Southend

    So, the one ticket per person rule which Southend had stated was in operation, even for tickets on general sale for the away leg at Northampton has gone out of the window then!! I rang them yesterday and was told it was still only one ticket per person, so I take the morning off work...

  14. One night in Leyton

    Well well well he we go people another night with a difference brought to you by MC Cocky Cockles as Young Run Master Barry the Dog.................................... It all started on dark dark night in stratford myself and my trusty side kick Barry the Dog , met our old mate from Australia...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. RUN JUPPIE RUN

    I noticed that jupp escaped coming over to thank the great following that we had yesterday he put his hands up for a second then quickly shot down the tunnel when all the other players came over WHY does he behave like that is the end of his season the end of his southend career .
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