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  1. Harold Bishop Killer

    And God Created

    In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. BaileytheQuitter

    General Studies exam

    Okay- after sitting my first General Studies exam, I cannot for the life of me see why this is a subject! The first question simply patronised anyone with a degree of intelligence in mathmatics! Changing Celsius into Farenheit (sp) and visa versa. Then we were asked to look at the average...
  3. Bluetonic

    Vegetarians

    My college are running a £50 competition for the best article for the college magazine. Whilst bored, I emailed them asking for a subject to write about - they replied with an article about 'Veggie Vision', and vegetarianism in general. Here's my effort I've just sent off, safe in the knowledge...
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    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Vange Shrimper

    Thursday's Pub Quiz Pt 7

    Usual rules, usual people banned. Hope this one dont cause too many arguments! :) 1. Robbie Williams covered the song My Way in 2006. Which singer or band enjoyed varying degrees of success with the song in each of the following years ? a. 1969 b. 1971 c. 1977 d. 1978...
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    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. Pot Noodles and Peas.....WHY????

    I have just opened a Pot Noodle and guess what............there are dried peas in it.....AAAAHHHHH. I can see the point in having them in Beef and Tomato or even the New Lamb and Mince Sauce flavour......but even in Chicken Satay? and now in the Tikka Masala one? i have opened a Tikka Masala...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • arrives beef flavour noodle
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    Would you support a readers wives section on Szone?

    Last night after I would say 6-7 pints at the SZBC, Josh C came up with the brilliant idea of a readers wives style section on the zone. This would of course be a 16+ area so as not to enrage the many younger readers parents. The basic principle is that we would have a adults only section where...
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    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. callan

    Changes to the Blue belles line up.

    Seemed to me like we have a couple of new girls dancing at half time, also as part of there act they seemed to be giving Sammy the shrimp a good shoeing. Now I'm not convinced this is taking the club forward at all, they looked ok at their dancing but nothing spectacular, also appeared that one...
  8. overseas shrimper

    Gilbert's nickname

    A Gooner supporting mate of mine (who rates the player quite a bit) told me that his Giblert's nickname if Beef Head. Maybe a Beef Head chant will make him feel at home. I asked if we can keep him and my mate said we can because the player is English so has no future at the A r s e. ;)
  9. Winkle

    Liptak fatty!

    During last nights game it occured to me that maybe our knew centre back needs to beef out a bit and get used to some old English stodge, because the poor boy looked painfully thin! Perhaps he is not used to eating anything other than boiled vegetables and needs to find a good old greasy spoon...
  10. Mad Cyril

    The packed lunch thread.

    In a fit of boredom (I think I may be developing ADD) I want to know if anyone has a more 'old skool' luncheon than mine which consists of: Corned beef and branston sandwiches. Blue Ribband chocolate wafer. Unfortunately it has long since been eaten and I will need to buy something else for...
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    • beef bra branston chocolate eaten sandwiches
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Xàbia Shrimper

    Wembley Food - An Explanation

    From tonight's London Evening Standard: Wembley chiefs are backing their chefs to win over the public in the row about food pricing at the new stadium. Many fans were stunned at being charged £4.50 for a pie, £3.90 for a hotdog and £8 for a burger meal as test events ahead of this months FA Cup...

  12. Pitch Invasion On Saturday

    I notice that in todays echo, there is a small piece tucked awya regarding saturday after the game, now as you all know I am a advocate of pitch invasions, but as for this saturday, I dont see the point, unless of course its to try and get to some of the players that have underperformed!! and...
  13. DTS

    My mate Ben's Sandwich Challenge.

    Just been down to our local Sarnie shop this lunchtime with my mate/work colleague Benny Boy. I ordered Paella which always takes ages so we had plenty of time to chat. Cut a long story short there are 23 seperate combinations of roll that you can have in the shop. These range from Cheese Salad...
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    • beef dink following salad seperate
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. chadded

    S*it Story....

    If this was me, I think I'd be quite proud. Alas, it's taken from another messageboard: No personal experience of this since about the age of three...sorrryyy but I did see this story online.... Funniest damn thing that has ever happened to me. A couple of weeks ago we decided to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  15. Col Ewe vs Southend - Match Report

    Match report from yesterday’s game. Collis – seemed very confident and was communicating well with the back four but had no chance with the goal which went in off the post from Guy’s excellent strike.  Collis’ handling was good throughout as was his distribution. Collis pulled off a fantastic...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  16. Season Tickets

    Whats the beef with the sales so far?? Queers.
  17. Westcliff Shrimper

    Southend United 2 - 1 AFC Bournemouth

    With the lovely Mrs Dodd making her annual visit to the Mecca of Football, a win, and playing well, was needed - and we got both.  Kinda. A win is a win is a win, but we had to work hard to get it, and the level of fitness between the Blues and the Cherries was very evident, especially in the...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. TrueBlue

    Another funny by True Blue

    Mines Corn Beef so whos having what? ***please note the topic should be ROLL CALL*** but sombody changed it!!!
  19. TrueBlue

    Another funny by True Blue

    Mines Corn Beef so whos having what? ***please note the topic should be ROLL CALL*** but sombody changed it!!!
  20. fbm

    Echo tonight

    Nicolau feels he has a point to prove as he says he wanted to stay at Southend and "ended up being treated quite badly by them". He adds, "I loved it there and it's a shame things were not handled a little better when it came to discussing a new contract". Hmmm...
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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