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  1. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Squeezy Condiment bottles

    Does anyone have the same problem? Great invention for getting all most every drop of tomato sauce out he bottle, great for putting pay to the clogged up lid. The purest might say that they prefer the old style bottles that they can bash on the bottom. I personally prefer the old style glass...
  2. Slipperduke

    Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Likening your guidance, as an employer, to the counsel of a father is a tactic that very few football managers could get away with, but what might sound melodramatic and over-familiar in some cases is perfectly suitable for Sir Alex Ferguson's relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo. "If you are...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  3. Southend_Lady

    Beginning of Season do - 9th August - Spread Eagle

    So then the new season is approaching quickly and what better way to celebrate its welcome return than with a big BBQ and Raffle afternoon at the Spread. It will be similar to the end of season bash, and as everyone that went knows, it was a really good day and a fantastic turn out. Just so...

  4. As rewriting song lyrics seems to be in vogue today....

    To the tune of ELO's Mr Blue Sky....... Sun is shining in the sky There aint a cloud in sight People gathering Its a new season today And dont you know that Southend are gonna play Running down Vic Avenue Anticipation building For the season Everybody has good reason Mr Blues Guy is coming...
  5. DTS

    How does my work mate get out of this problem. (Not for kids)

    Right, I have a work mate. I have been asked by him not to name him in case an of you boys ever meet him. So For to preserve his anonimity I will name him Neb. Right no Neb is at home the night before last - He usually lives with his Mrs but she has been away in Amsterdam on a "course" for a...
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    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    Cheltenham Gold Cup.

    Tomorrow we have an introducers day. Basically we have booked a table in a pub and were throwing a bash for all the introducers that give us repeat business. It should be a right **** up. Snag is my boss who was going to be hosting it is not anymore and now muggins here is. I know NOTHING...
    • DTS
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    • bash chelts cup
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. The Rep System is back!!!

    The Rep system will be turned back on during the next 15 minutes...there are alterations to it so people who collect higher points totals (which in themselves will be harder to collect) cannot just bash the living daylights out of those with fewer points.. The Owners would like to thank Andee...
    • Cricko
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. The Rep System is back!!!

    The Rep system will be turned back on during the next 15 minutes...there are alterations to it so people who collect higher points totals (which in themselves will be harder to collect) cannot just bash the living daylights out of those with fewer points.. The Owners would like to thank Andee...
  9. DTS

    Should woman be allowed to drink?

    Last night we had out works office party. Our boss is not flash but he always throws a good bash and last nights was no exception. We went to the Box Wood which is so I am told Gordon Ramseys flag ship restraunt. There was five blokes and three birds all that I work with present. The girls...
    • DTS
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Why did I open my mates parcel......My dilema

    This saturday I for the first time in ages had a day at home and did nothing. My only real aim for the day was to nip into Brighton centre and gets Mrs Dts's Xmas presents. I was meant to go at 10am but as my Hereenven side are doing well on Football Manager I didnt actaully leave till gone...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. The Shrimperzone and Marlborough Head Xmas Bash

    After long disscusions with Karl and Angela it has been decided that our Xmas "do" for those that can attend will be at The Marlborough Head on Saturday the 8th of December after the Swindon home game. There will be a DJ for the evening and a BBQ outside. The Zone Xmas Raffle will take place...
    • Cricko
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    • angela bash bbq cos hanks proceeds
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Neil Warnock

    Get him in, some one whos knows how to build a squad with no money, scarboro, notts county, every team he managed got promoted and been to a wembley final, all with little money, lets face it ron dont give much out by the look of it got a great record in lower leagues!!! we got some good...
  13. Winkle

    A very funny story!

    This is tale I heard from a few years back from a work colleague who used to be an Ambulance driver in kent, it still makes me laugh to this day. I will set the seen as he told me! He was called out to an emergency where a Kneighbour had heard cries of help coming from the garages next door to...
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    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Kent Shrimper

    Wet Sham Song

    A spurs supporting colleague emailed me this. Maybe old but it made me chuckle To the tune of: I will Survive At first i was afraid, i was petrified Seeing Carlos Tevez face to face, i almost died His face looks like a wreck And he's got no fvcking neck & although he scored against us, he was...

  15. HELP

    Staff Xmas bash last night, Mr McScriv's head is pounding and I need to get in tip top shape for Spurs tonight. Need some cures for a hangover, already polished off a MaccyD's Sausage and Egg McMuffin and drunk about 2ltr's of water but it hasn't helped. I open the floor to SZ...
  16. Uncle Leo

    ShrimperZone Album of the Year

    Near the end of the year, so time for the 'Album of the Year' thread. Nominations please...once we've got a few clear runners, I'll set up a poll. The winning act will receive their award at a star-studded black-tie bash held in the Spread and hosted by Cat Deeley and Ken.* I...
  17. Winkle

    Leon Knight!

    Read some of the points last week regarding Leon Knight, but cant help thinking maybe if we could get him on loan and see if he up for the chalenge we wouldnt be loosing anything! leon linky! Reading the above linky still a bit unsure what the problem  he has at swansea, worth a bash in my books!
  18. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Portsmouth Game

    Cant recall seeing too much in the way of news re what if anything the 'celebration arrangements' are re our 100 year bash v Pompey. Maybe a chorus of 'happy birthday' and that's it. Anyone know? eg. any old-stagers being wheeled out? Would be nice to see a nostalgic...
  19. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    ST.VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE AS BEES BASH BLUES Southends unbeaten run came to an abrupt end at Griffin Park as Brentford exacted revenge for the 4-1 drubbing dished out to them at the Hall a few weeks back. That scintillating performance seemed a million miles away as Southend were second best...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  20. DTS

    Terry Alderton

    Was out on a mates birthday bash at a comedy club called "Up the Creek" in Greenwich. Third and final comedian was Terry Alderton. Must say even though I had drunk too much he was superb. The crowd loved him and he was so popular that he came back out due to crowd demmand.. Tried to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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