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  1. seany t

    Anyone else really fancy a bacon sandwich...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/7244205.stm

  2. Some better news for you all...

    Thought I'd point out some refreshing points for those that are still hyped up from earlier on today. Point 1 : We have Hartlepool next week, at home with a few exciting signings making their home debuts..... Point 2 : The weather is due to be bright and sunny for the up and coming week cue...

  3. Why You Never Question A Drunk.

    WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A quart of milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A slab of cheese, A jar of coffee, and A 1 lb. Package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a...
    • Cricko2
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    • bacon ched deed derelict dru fro loading package supermarket
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Napster

    Sense you can happily lose

    Say you had to lose a sense - which one could you happily lose and why? Imagine not seeing your loved ones, not hearing any Bach, not smelling frying bacon, not being able to feel cold/hot/textures, or tasting a gorgeous home-made roast. But which one could you live without?
  5. NZamba Legend

    The Fruits of Your Labour?

    After a period of sustained work this afternoon (about 35 mins) I decided to treat myself to an orange and I have to say it was absolutely delicious. This got me wondering whether any other Zone fiends had a favourite fruit. I am sure many have but up until now have kept their laurels hidden...
  6. DTS

    Pie or Quiche? Settle my dispute.

    I am currently eating a food. Its got a pastry base and the middle consists of Bacon abd Egg. Now the top of bacon and egg has a thin and sporadic pastry covering. I must stress it does not cover the whole top and is just pastry strips. I think this is a Quiche as it has a almost no lid. My...
    • DTS
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    • abd bacon claimed eating stress strips
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. DistantBlue

    Two relevant thoughts

    1)For those of us who have been around too long to mention ;just consider that we have never (nor our Dads)witnessed a day like today.Sobering thought -enjoy -enjoy. 2)A couple of years ago Tilly insisted on playing his best team in the LDV when nobody thought it was worth the effort.Result was...
  8. MrB

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...
    • MrB
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    • airplane artificial axes bacon bang brough burn chess chuck cooked deaths didn disease divide ead ennis flash following foo fox hidden includes itself jackie joker lifting mode ranger ripper spelling stripper substance texas throws toys womb
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. fbm

    The fbm views and ratings

    Due to formatting problems the report isn't yet on the front page so here it is BLUES LAND TITLE IN ESSEX ONE-TWO The two Essex sides defied all the odds in League One by claiming both automatic promotion spots – with the Super Shrimpers deservedly landing the title. In fact, it was...
    • fbm
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Kenny

    Culinary Delight

    check out this "Dirty Burger" they do! 3 Burgers topped with Chillis, Egg, Bacon, Cheese and Onion Rings. I just about did it one sitting, could have done with going home for a nap afterwards instead of going back to work though!
    • Kenny
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    • afterwards bacon burger ead
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. saturday was sent to test me.

    The plan was simple, get up, go to Tescos, eat brekkie read paper have poo, walk to train station, catch train, get Tilbury - Gravesend ferry, catch another train, have a few pints, see game, dance in street, have a few more pints and come home in the mood for love. FAT CHANCE!!! Got up and...
    • Sebastian Weetabix
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    • aids arrives bacon bash bound brough builder burn camcorder ched cruise didn dressed escort essex fags fleet foo football fro hollywood icke ickets lou loud nobody officer ops qui racks rod sodding southend stopped suppor sussed tescos thrown town tracks types voice wallet warley wasn
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. Napster

    Understanding between strikers

    The best partnership I saw in recent times was Drewe and Husbands. Like Torville and Dean, or eggs and bacon, they complemented each other marvellously. Sadly we will never see them play together again. We pray strikers can achieve some mystical almost psychic understanding between them, but...
  13. Andy_S

    Great Homer Simpson lines

    Found these elsewhere and I thought some us might be in need of a laugh. Homer: 'Ah, God , my favourite fictional character Homer: Where's the Duff, Marge? Marge: We're all out, Homer. Would you like a fruit juice? Homer: Don't toy with me woman! Homer : Well, he's...
    • Andy_S
    • Thread
    • bacon batman bullies computers cooked cos didn didnt dru fictional ist ive lose money sing town toy
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Mad Cyril

    Scampi 'n Lemon Nik Naks....

    I know these have been back on the streets for a while but I have only just got round to buying a packet and these little numbers have gone straight in at no 1 on my favourite crisp hit parade. If only golden wonder would see fit to re-release chicken flavour wickas then my life would be...

  15. Friday Funny

    There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they can...
    • Guest
    • Thread
    • bacon bullets desert ghost gif html http icons juicy oasis shrimperzone similar
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. palexander

    Gazza's Top 50 Moments...

    The following 50 points are probably the reasons why Gazza never fulfilled his full potential...even if you don't follow football this is worth a read!! 1) One hour after playing for England, met 'showbiz pals' Danny Baker and Chris Evans in a Hampstead pub while still...
    • palexander
    • Thread
    • advised airport amusement bacon bedford briefly caused ched chef cleaning cup danish dining duck eating ell enjoyed ennis eva evans extensions fa cup filling following foo football gard jet joi kebab liverpool mars midday money organisers prepared pulling ran rod sessions shoes shoppers signal sock socks splitting stated sticking suppor sweets towers town wes whopper
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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