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  1. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Speed twice and face a ban.

    Motorists could be banned from the road after just two speeding tickets. Ministers are doubling the penalty for the worst offences, in a crackdown on Britain's most dangerous drivers. Those caught significantly over the limit would be hit automatically with six points on their licence. If...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • automatically awareness ban ead harsher icke ickets mph offences speeding
    • Replies: 52
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Yorkshire Blue

    Half-price Blues World

    Nice initiative by the club, except for those who have already been charged the full price (and I don't even recall agreeing to continue my Blues World subscription, it was just automatically renewed). Nothing like rewarding your existing customers.....
  3. MrB

    OD - Week 14

    Regulation season ends here. I'm up automatically even if I lose which is possible as my opponents are fairly useful. However it's a full strength team and everyone bar Lamo and Sandy are energetic or above. Who has the meaningful matches today?
  4. Slipperduke

    Money Won't Buy Al-Fahim Success

    It may be billed as 'the clash of the cash', but if anyone at Manchester City thinks that their sky-rocketing bank balance automatically gives them parity on the pitch with Chelsea, then tonight's game is going to be a really nasty wake-up call. When you sweep away the tabloid headlines and the...

  5. Breaking News Rev's Daily Diary

    From the Blues Insider e-mail REVELLING IN IT Welcome to this weeks column of ‘Revelling In It’. Whilst I could talk about Saturday’s performance in detail again, sometimes words aren’t enough and it becomes time to let our feet do the talking, of which we are confident of doing so against...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • automatically carefully chef chop ead following grab hall hereford mix neighbours pattern pork potatoes relative roots sainsbury’s stress tilly twenty
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Breaking News Revelling in it

    Revelling In It It’s strange, scoring goals can be both the easiest and hardest things in football, ask anyone, be it Alan Shearer or my mate Dave from the Dog and Duck FC! In theory, all you are doing is passing the ball in to a 24ft space but sometimes it feels like you are threading it...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • attract automatically duck especially exactly goalposts mounting tags
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. londonblue

    Question for all you Cyclists

    In a points race, if someone manages to get a lap ahead they gain 20 points, but does that mean they automatically win the next sprint, because they will have finished when everyone else is starting, or do they still have to go for it? If they do have to race it like they weren't a lap ahead...
  8. OldBlueLady

    Eat before you buy

    Following on from the "Disgusting" thread, and hearing a bit of a debate on Essex FM yesterday morning, I wonder what are your feelings on the subject of eating food from your trolley in a supermarket before you've paid for it? So many listeners phoned in and said they regularly give their...
    • OldBlueLady
    • Thread
    • automatically biscuits crisps eating essex following harrison multi packs parenting prepared science stealing supermarket
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Slipperduke

    Sepp Blatter

    You can say what you like about Sepp Blatter, and most people do, but he certainly doesn't lack the courage of his convictions. His proposal that football clubs should limit themselves to just five foreign players by 2012 is going to upset some very powerful people. Not that Blatter cares, of...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • aires automatically bone champions didn discovery epl faul golden generation itself league ley money multi passports principle rubbish san seventh ski starters test
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  10. yogi bear up the cagire

    Was the writing on the wall?

    Being at this distance and not seeing the side regularly (last match home to Leeds), I am probably not best equipped to analyse the end of our season. However, I just have this sneaky feeling that the writing was on the wall in the matches against Tranmere and Port Vale and no one saw it (or...
  11. Jay_Shrimper

    Decent Text-Editors?

    Anyone know any decent text editors? I've got open office (dont have microsoft word), but I think it's rubbish and when I format my documents, and resave them to .rtf 's they just automatically lose all there formating, and it's annoying. Anyone ?

  12. Calling All Zone Programmers

    Hi, Think I remember there being a few programmers on here so thought I would try and pick your brains. I want to have a script that is placed on an FTP server. Once a file hits a specified directory on this server I want this script to kick in and automatically send the file off to a number...
  13. Slipperduke

    Trouble In Merseyside

    They say that lightning doesn’t strike twice, but with momentum growing at both ends of Stanley Park, it looks like now might be a good time to run for cover. Everton are more than capable of finishing fourth and, at the same time, no-one would be surprised if Liverpool snaffled a sixth European...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • aerial anfield automatically ber bin brewing champions ched cup displays esses faul finishing fortune joi league ley liverpool lose money pace proving qui reinstated ruled shuffle specialists stated trophy worthy
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  14. londonblue

    Outlook Help

    Guys, I need some help with Outlook 2003. For some reason since I changed my PC emails are nolonger automatically downloaded, and I have to click the Send/Receive button. I have tried all the settings I can think of, and looked through the unHelp and can't sort it out. Does anyone know how to...
  15. Mr Gilbo

    Teamcard

    Anyone else get an email about this?! Not sure it is really a good idea to be honest. You get it automatically if you are a season ticket holder, but if you aren't a season ticket holder it will cost a tenner. Now one benefit is that it will put you in 2nd place in priority for away tickets...
  16. Interpol Shrimper

    UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws' - from BBC News

    A little-known law which prohibits people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted the UK's most ludicrous piece of legislation. Another law which states it is treason to use a postage stamp upside down was placed in second place by those polled by UKTV Gold. The most absurd...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • ancient ant automatically ban bbc brough chooses dru eating florida lesser liverpool parachute parliament requirement statute topless town tropical upside walls
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Mr Gilbo

    My brother and the blue belles (again)

    Just received an email from my brother on the subject of the blue belles which really seems to get on his nerves. It made me chuckle so I thought I'd share it with you. Please do not shoot the messenger!!!!! Dear people of shrimperzone, Have you ever noticed that we seem to be drowned in...
  18. Yorkshire Blue

    Goalscorers stats

    Last season: From the 92 league clubs, just 8 players scored 20 or more league goals. A further 4 players scored 20+ league goals in the conference (and we went signed one of them!) From the 92, 34 players scored 15 or more league goals. A further 18 players, including our own Freddy...
    • Yorkshire Blue
    • Thread
    • automatically barker champions daly eastwood freddy eastwood fur league olly parker persie reaching roberts
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  19. Switching Bank Accounts

    Hi, I'll write a short explaination of what i need as i think my question is simple. if you need further info tho i can expand a bit i want to switch my bank account from HSBC to Natwest. I understand that it's a simple process, take a few bits of id and sign some forms... and they sort out...
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • afford automatically fur hsbc natwest wes
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. canada shrimper

    would you

    want to support cobh ramblers? last score on the page. English Scottish International European This page refreshes automatically every 2 minutes Sunday, 15 July, 2007 WYCQF: FT Chile U20 4-0 Nigeria U20 WYCQF: FT Chile U20 0-0 Nigeria U20 Extra Time Being Played WYCQF: FT Chile U20...
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