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  1. Was today the lowest point watching Southend?

    I've been watching Southend for over 30 years and even though i've seen even worse performances than today its hard to think of a lower point watching the Blues. Too be as good as relegated by your Essex rivals and seeing them totally play us off the park and have their small group of sad fans...
  2. Mr Gilbo

    For those that go to The Pink Toothbrush

    Not sure if you are aware, but a month ago my brother was challenged to wear his girlfriends pink PVC hotpants for a shift behind the bar. He agreed if people paid him, with the mony going to Break Through cancer which is a charity our Aunt supported before passing away earlier this year. He...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Bielzibubz

    An open letter to Procter & Gamble

    This was posted on a site i visit quite regularly. Absolutely fekin hillarious and 100% genuine. AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • aunt boyfriend core dru ell exactly features ful fyi jet knife pads posted profits qui testicles wings wouldn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. adwebb16

    Has anyone got any West Ham Joke Pictures?

    I need to taunt people in my office. You know the ones where they have been photoshopped etc. There was one not that long ago where the West Ham gorund had 'Iceland' around the ground and a slogan saying 'That's why mugs go to iceland' :hilarious:
  5. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
    • Hockley_Blues
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    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. Signed Football memorabilia inc Collis gloves

    Hey guys and gals! I'm trying to raise money so that my aunt can get treatment for Multiple Sclerosis. The NHS refuse to give her any physio as she is not a priortiy as MS is incurable, so her friends and family are trying to raise money to get it privately but this costs £50 an hour! As a...
    • Sam (YTFC)
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    • alba aunt cos eva evans following foo hall money multiple nhs rea refuse roberts shirt
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. Mudchester Untied "Fans"

    At work here in Norwich there is just the one "Red Devil" to taunt - wondered how the rest of you are doing?
  8. Sussex Shrimper

    Stroke of inspiration (I don't get them often)

    If we ever suffer the misfortune of playing Col Ewe again, here's a little ditty to the tune of "I guess that's why they call it the blues" by Elton John: Oh I guess that's why they call you inbreds, Scales on your hands, extra ears on your heads, Speaking like yokels...
  9. Napster

    Lost in Translation

    from the guardian What football-related terms are there in other languages that have no direct equivalent in English?" we asked last week. "Don't the Brazilians have a word for dinking the ball over an opponent's head and dashing around to collect it? And does anyone have a better name for the...
    • Napster
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Kent Shrimper

    Vote Luke Guttridge PFA Player of October

    Luke won the voting by a country mile 29 votes for with the nearest challenger at 8. This is the current top 5 Coca-Cola Football League One Player Team Garry Richards Col******r United Football Club George Elokobi Col******r United Football Club Lee Trundle Swansea City Football Club...
    • Kent Shrimper
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    • aunt boyfriend foo football football league ive league league one mile southend southend united
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Napster

    Thursday joke

    'A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. 'The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him...
  12. The General

    Pancake Day

    As some of you are aware, the folks are away this week and luckily Aunt Bessie has come to rescue with her frozen pancake's. So this Tuesday is pancake day and me and the brother have been mulling over what to get. Any suggestions? At the back of the Aunt Bessie's pack she suggests...
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