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  1. Andy_Shrimp

    Good deeds, why bother?

    Last night I heard an argument going on outside my flat. Now this is fairly normal as there is a late mini market benath my flat and is often freqented by drunk, eastern europeans. Anyway this one was between a bloke and a girl. He was shouting at her about talking to some other bloke in the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. DTS

    Basic banking life skills.

    As I am in the slow and painfull process of buying another flat I am at the moment in and out or the wonderful branch that is LSTB in Borough High Street. I am convinced that LTSB should shut this branch and open it as a museum as the decor, staff and facilites date back to pre-war England. I...
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    • attempted banking bra failing following ish
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Napster

    Worth checking out?

    Jon Main, of Tonbridge - his agent, Mikkel Beck, formerly of Middlesborough, is touting him to Championship sides, and he has been on trial with Wolves and Norwich. He is on 30-odd goals for the season with about 7 games left. This, from my local rag... The future of Tonbridge Angels hot-shot...
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    • attempted brussels finds foo league money naturally premier properly rag recommended ruled somewhere test
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. Davros

    C2C Advice

    I bought my new season ticket last tuesday (£3264) and paid by debit card. It initially declined using Chip and pin (cos it was such a large amount), so they had to phone up for authorisation (which was given) etc, and do my card the old fashioned way. Anyway, one week later, and looking at my...
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    • attempted banking cos havent icke money transaction
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Napster

    India v Bermuda

    WICKET! Uthappa 3 c Leverock b Jones 2nd over: India 7-1 (Ganguly 0 Sehwag 4) The big man! What a catch! Dwayne 'the rock' Leverock has clung on to an amazing catch at slip, falling away to his left like a huge jelly sliding off a plate he stretched out a hand and plucked the ball from the air...
  6. Sussex Shrimper

    Let's get this into perspective...

    I'm as disappointed as the next person at what happened on Saturday, and the reactions of the inbreds can hardly come as a surprise. I think that what we need to bear in mind is exactly what is driving their desperation to milk every last drop out of their moment of glory: Col******r have never...
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    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. fbm

    The fbm view and ratings

    LAST GASP GOWER MAKES A POINT Mark Gower was the stoppage time hero as he lashed home the 6th and equalising goal of a pulsating thriller under the lights at Roots Hall. This is a game that will live long in the memory of the 11000-plus fans who were fortunate enough to witness the 100 mph...
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Jonny_Stokes

    A foursome with twins and a mate, anyone?

    From todays Metro.... ------------------ Twin brothers and an accomplice have been arrested Wisconsin, America after they tried to dig up a girl's corpse and have sex with it. Police received an anonymous tip-off that the three men were on their way to the cemetary to dig up a grave in rural...
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    • abandoned anonymous attempted concrete criminal dressed filed gran grave laura mart officer schools stated stopped suspicious
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Smudger

    Biggest Bunny Boiler

    A few years back my mate came back to find his ex-girlfriend in his flat wearing his clothes and sitting on his sofa saying she'd decided to move back in. This was three months after they had split up and in the intervening time she had bombarded him with a mixture of abusive texts and...
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    • Replies: 24
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  10. BoyWonder2

    Swapsies

    Just seen this on the 606 forum: You are allowed to swap 3 of our current squad for 3 players currently playing in the Championship, who would you choose? I'd go for : IN Curtis Davis - West Brom Jermaine Pennant - Birmingham Robert Earnshaw - Norwich OUT Spencer Prior Mark Gower James...
  11. Smudger

    The Squirrel and The Grasshopper

    >>REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: >> >>The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, >>building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the >>winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and >>plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm...
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    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. scrounger

    Essex FM

    Essex FM reported that Tilly et al. had made enquiries/attempted to sign 7 players so far this summer without success. I am just wondering if someone could list these, because I am becoming confused with rumours and reality!
  13. Napster

    Lost in Translation

    from the guardian What football-related terms are there in other languages that have no direct equivalent in English?" we asked last week. "Don't the Brazilians have a word for dinking the ball over an opponent's head and dashing around to collect it? And does anyone have a better name for the...
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    • Replies: 1
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  14. steveo

    Bad news for Col U

    Neil Danns is unlikely to sign a new contract at Col******r United, skysports.com can reveal. The 23-year-old is out of contract in the summer and the high-flying U's have attempted to tie Danns to a new deal. However, with Premier$hite and Championship interest - Danns' future...
  15. Lucas D

    Failed attempt on Andy Burgess

    Apparently we attempted to bid for Andy Burgess of Rushden for £25k.......he is now going to Oxford for £50k. Can't recall seeing Andy Burgess play.....anyone know what he was like and why we a bidding for yet another midfielder?
  16. Napster

    Colin Todd

    Colin Todd once played against us in the late 1970s, and Colin Morris, for it was he, was giving Colin Todd a torrid time on the wing. Anyway, Todd attempted to break Morris' leg in a number of violent challenges. Don't know I mentioned it really. Just adds a little je ne sais pas to...

  17. Arcade theme questions

    It was a scroller, it was based in street - city environments including a subway. It involved kicking and punching many opponents who hid in doorways etc. You could pick up baseball bats and bins and throw them? This game was a firstperson shooter i only saw in arcades, it was a huge stand up...
  18. Its Only A Game

    Tickets for away matches

    I know the swindon tickets are available at the club now but does anyone know what other away tickets are available yet? It seems to be the dual pricing for tickets bought in advance/on the day is going to be quite common this year so i want to make use of the savings where possible. Also are...

  19. Its official!

    ....naff all!!!! Though I appreciate the two attempted signings, we are also in need, dire need, of squad fringe players as well as stars. What did we get?. Naff all!!!. We are not the most undesirable club in the country and so I repeat myself from earlier threads...

  20. Bradford fans match report

    Just got back from the game and im soaking wet! Im happy with our performance tonight just not happy with the result.  Dont think it was representative of the game at all IMO. Im unsure whether Holloway deserved a straight red, i didnt get a clear view of the tackle which led to it.  But all...
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    • Replies: 26
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